reuben
@liesandperfidy.bsky.social
armed only with my hatred for moral clarity
in 2017 there’d be like 17 competing threads telling me “buckle up, bitch, it’s time to learn what a discharge petition is and how it outmaneuvers President Cheeto.” nobody has time or energy for that anymore. congress did a little trick, fine, when are they handing out blindfolds and cigarettes
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
in 2017 there’d be like 17 competing threads telling me “buckle up, bitch, it’s time to learn what a discharge petition is and how it outmaneuvers President Cheeto.” nobody has time or energy for that anymore. congress did a little trick, fine, when are they handing out blindfolds and cigarettes
harley champeron, folks (wrestling post)
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
harley champeron, folks (wrestling post)
office potluck has given me an excuse, for the first time in at least four and a half years, to get back on my bullshit
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
office potluck has given me an excuse, for the first time in at least four and a half years, to get back on my bullshit
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after all the republican group chats full of swastikas and gas chamber jokes, defenses of Hitler from popular right wing pundits, and American cities full of stormtroopers doing ethnic cleansing you're still doing this "lefties call everyone nazis" eye rolling shit? man, fuck you, get fucking real.
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
after all the republican group chats full of swastikas and gas chamber jokes, defenses of Hitler from popular right wing pundits, and American cities full of stormtroopers doing ethnic cleansing you're still doing this "lefties call everyone nazis" eye rolling shit? man, fuck you, get fucking real.
you know those old AD&D critical hit optional rules where you rolled on a really elaborate table to see like, what limbs you lopped off
read a little bit of the pdf and Olivia Nuzzi is the kind of writer Caroline Calloway wants to be
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
you know those old AD&D critical hit optional rules where you rolled on a really elaborate table to see like, what limbs you lopped off
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Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic
wrestling fans: buy all the Kevin Knight stock you can hold
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
wrestling fans: buy all the Kevin Knight stock you can hold
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Internet speak has gone too far. What do you mean 'it's giving tuesday'?
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Internet speak has gone too far. What do you mean 'it's giving tuesday'?
excited for @jordanshiveley.bsky.social’s sojourn into grimdark fantasy
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
excited for @jordanshiveley.bsky.social’s sojourn into grimdark fantasy
Swerve has the same aesthetic concept of what looks cool as a 22 year old vampire larper and the physical conditioning of that larper’s character. this is why he’s the best pro wrestler in the world
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Swerve has the same aesthetic concept of what looks cool as a 22 year old vampire larper and the physical conditioning of that larper’s character. this is why he’s the best pro wrestler in the world
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You've got to admire Hillary Clinton's consistency over the years: She's always been out of touch with and contemptuous of the public, and she's always been more than eager to build her political ambitions on the blood of foreigners.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You've got to admire Hillary Clinton's consistency over the years: She's always been out of touch with and contemptuous of the public, and she's always been more than eager to build her political ambitions on the blood of foreigners.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
atrocious loser stench wafting from 4th and King @sfgiants.com
Interesting stuff via @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social -- it was always tough to see the Giants getting too involved in a big bidding war for Imai (especially with Boras attached) www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Giants not inclined to spend what it takes to sign Tatsuya Imai: Sources
A detailed look at why the Giants aren't looking to sign the 27-year-old Japanese righty or any of the other top starters on the market.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
atrocious loser stench wafting from 4th and King @sfgiants.com
hey @grantbrisbee.bsky.social do you have your famous blue jays illustration somewhere. I need to explain to my wife why some totally normal birds at the bird feeder are rendering me incoherent
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
hey @grantbrisbee.bsky.social do you have your famous blue jays illustration somewhere. I need to explain to my wife why some totally normal birds at the bird feeder are rendering me incoherent
it should not be taken as a criticism of this comic, which is great, to say that it really should not have hit me as hard as it did
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
it should not be taken as a criticism of this comic, which is great, to say that it really should not have hit me as hard as it did
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
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I expect nothing less from the brilliant @amalelmohtar.com, but this is gorgeous and heartbreaking in every way. You all should read it.
Free Palestine.
Free Palestine.
Today's Love Letter is a stunning meditation on birdwatching and the loss of a friendship, from the one and only @amalelmohtar.com
stone-soup.ghost.io/love-letter-...
stone-soup.ghost.io/love-letter-...
Why I Need the Birds
A Love Letters Feature by Amal El-Mohtar - November 2025
stone-soup.ghost.io
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I expect nothing less from the brilliant @amalelmohtar.com, but this is gorgeous and heartbreaking in every way. You all should read it.
Free Palestine.
Free Palestine.
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
AEW can address all possible storyline concerns with one simple move: put Kyle O‘Reilly in the main event scene to even the odds against the Opps
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
AEW can address all possible storyline concerns with one simple move: put Kyle O‘Reilly in the main event scene to even the odds against the Opps
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[Werner Herzog voice]: you must never see this
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
[Werner Herzog voice]: you must never see this
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
my most toxic trait is that I sincerely believe i could win a sports argument with Isaac Chotiner
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
my most toxic trait is that I sincerely believe i could win a sports argument with Isaac Chotiner
hopium increasing to dangerous levels
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
hopium increasing to dangerous levels
as a longtime resident of Seattle and now specifically Beacon Hill, I was braced to learn some things but absolutely not for the jumpscare in this one
NEW this week on the municipal benevolent feed: Nova tells us about another wacky guy from the American West, and his really really really big brothel. nogodsnomayors.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
as a longtime resident of Seattle and now specifically Beacon Hill, I was braced to learn some things but absolutely not for the jumpscare in this one
night gathers, and now #TatsuyaWatch begins. it shall not end until the Dodgers give him 250 million
There are several international free agents who could interest the Giants, who have been hard at work scouting this winter's class (via @alexpavlovic.bsky.social)
Can Giants find solutions for roster holes in this offseason's international MLB free agent class?
Giants general manager Zack Minasian spoke to NBC Sports Bay Area about San Francisco's interest in this offseason's international free agent class.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
night gathers, and now #TatsuyaWatch begins. it shall not end until the Dodgers give him 250 million