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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Aug 15

GASTON IN HIS BATHROOM SIX HOURS AFTER HOSING FIVE DOZEN EGGS: (in a rich baritone) UGHHHHH. UHHHH. aaaaAAAAAAAHGGG

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 15h

they had a prominent display for some instructional manual on the many benefits of lion-wearing

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 15h

hello from Boston, first stop on our eight night, five city New England tour, and from the good folks at Papercuts Books

bathroom sticker affirming that New England is for everyone except Nazis

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 15h

you just listed normal stuff

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 22h

Yesterday my 14yo informed me teenagers use Twitter for one thing: porn. Basically every Democratic elected and political reporter is like "I'm at the Stormfront, I'm at the PornHub, I'm at the combination Stormfront and PornHub"

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

look at shohei harden, getting his layups down 3 possessions

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

it’s so wild! and these takes are coming from like, people who regularly watch sports and post about sports and presumably have at least one time observed how other people experience sports

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

also a guy who looks like he could comfortably live off 2 AM Golden Grahams but that’s neither here nor there

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

beginning to think Ernie Clement doesn’t have a lot of respect for our memorandum

reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

having Blake Snell on your team is kinda like having an avocado in the pantry. you gotta wait a while til it’s ready, and then it’s incredible. until it very suddenly isn’t

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

he looks like a wax sculpture of Klay Thompson

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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 1d

the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Alex spots a baseball player and in disbelief, she clasps her hands to the sides of her face and says "WOW! Trey Yesavage! You're my hero!" Trey Yesavage points to himself with this thumb and nonchalantly states "I was born after 9/11. Alex's face rapidly ages, melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles. John Schneider grabs Yesaage by the shoulder and says "Kid, you gotta stop introducing yourself to people that way."

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

i'm gonna be running around new england all week and you know, i'm strangely okay with missing most of this series

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 20d

dalton varsho is one of the coolest weirdos in baseball. yeah man I mostly play catcher but there wasn’t really a spot so I became a gold glove center fielder. I’m 5’8 and routinely hit the ball a quarter of a mile. my average slash like is .180/.220/.700

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

it's so cool that teams match up against the dodgers and just immediately unlearn how to play baseball. like not even being forced to make plays and failing, just voluntarily stepping on their own dicks

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

don't worry, it got to him eventually

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

based on what happened to the brewers i am rock solid certain that Ernie Clement is going to suddenly remember that he's Literally Ernie Clement

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

i keep seeing this take from like, regular sports-watchers and it's making me feel like there's some complete alternate universe experience of sports out there which i have somehow contrived to never previously encounter. like yes he's great, that's why they're booing him! that's how it works!

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 1d

i think 3-4 is about right but people who think you’re a decimal point have never seen you A) in hockey War Boy mode B) bullying @failanth.bsky.social

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 2d

yeah he’s still catching up but he had at least three clear “hey guys I see how this works now” plays in the 4th/OT

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 2d

this win also moves me. warriors have lost this exact game to Denver about 17 times in a row

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 2d

honestly a great testament to Steph that at this point he can be on the court with prime Jokic and we’re all still like, holy shit tho, this guy

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno. Maybe he’s just the latest guy who’s smart enough to pick up on a few of the abundant free layups generated by existing on the same court as Steph but isn’t really an NBA-level talent. but…maybe he’s more

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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 2d

Will Richard, I am moved

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