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Grits for Breakfast
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Nom de plume of Scott Henson, Austin, TX. Cancer survivor, househusband, recovering policy wonk (justice systems, civil liberties; innocence). Retirement focus: TX negro-league baseball, female lion tamers. Zines: https://www.gfbpubs.com
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I forwarded this thread to the TDLR Combat Sports division and on Wednesday a clerk called to say they couldn't read it bc the TX state agency's software prevented them from accessing content on Bluesky. I told her to cut and paste it into her own phone and look -- I'm not gonna retype it for 'em
I first poked my nose into Texas' regulation of combat sports after the Austin bout in 2023 when referee Kerry Hatley allowed fighter Bobby Green to get beaten half to death. Earlier that year, at a Fury FC fight, referee Frank Collazo hadn't intervened when a fighter went unconscious. 🧵
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Today I learned that two-thirds of the band that would become ZZ Top started their careers by touring the U.S. while falsely claiming to be the British band the Zombies.

www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
The True Story Of The Fake Zombies, The Strangest Con In Rock History
In 1969, the Zombies had a huge hit single, despite having broken up two years earlier. To meet the unexpected demand, one promoter did the only sensible thing: hire four kids from Texas to tour Ameri...
www.buzzfeed.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every D candidate should be saying this ALL next year
Just a reminder. ICE is completely out of control, a savage secret police made up of the untrained and unqualified gutter-crawling dregs of our population.
Very first thing: No masks. Take away the masks. Put names on uniforms. Put badge numbers out front where they are easy to see.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Many who haven't visited the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco are unaware of this legacy
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I forwarded this thread to the TDLR Combat Sports division and on Wednesday a clerk called to say they couldn't read it bc the TX state agency's software prevented them from accessing content on Bluesky. I told her to cut and paste it into her own phone and look -- I'm not gonna retype it for 'em
I first poked my nose into Texas' regulation of combat sports after the Austin bout in 2023 when referee Kerry Hatley allowed fighter Bobby Green to get beaten half to death. Earlier that year, at a Fury FC fight, referee Frank Collazo hadn't intervened when a fighter went unconscious. 🧵
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I've become interested in 21st century advertisers' use of big cats -- especially common among fashion houses, perfumers, etc. -- many of which invoke themes reminiscent of the early women lion tamers I'm researching. Cartier's current campaign featuring panther cubs is ridiculously adorable.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mom calls Houston police for help; HPD turns the kid over to ICE; John Whitmire at first claims they didn't do that, then reverses himself because his earlier statements simply weren't true, but says not to politicize it. 🤮
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.

She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.

“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
TFW the new book coming out on *exactly* the obscure ancient history topic you've been trying to research won't be released until July 2026 and will cost $115. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-galli-...
The Galli Priests of Cybele: Ancient Sexuality and Identity through Global Cultures|Hardcover
Presenting a study of the Galli priests of the Roman cult of Cybele, the Great Mother goddess, this book examines the archaeological evidence to give a clearer picture of the priesthood. The Galli wer...
www.barnesandnoble.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Welcoming girls into troops welcomes more mothers and indeed whole families. You want to know what happens when you add families and women? Less child rape happens, less racism happens, and less bigotry happens. 2/
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I stepped on a man-o-war as a small kid, IIRC at Port Aransas, and remember the pain and jagged red welts like it happened yesterday. No thanks. That's one of those life lessons you only need to learn once, then you damn well pay attention after that. Or wear shoes. Texas beaches, man!
Unwelcome beach creatures again wash up on Galveston beaches
Just don't confuse these blue meanies with "baby jellies."
www.chron.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I had not realized there was adrenaline in the topical ointment used by cut men in fighter's corners until noticing a correction proposed by the TDLR combat sports division, which made a typo in a rule listing the wrong concentration amount.

Some states disallow it in amateur fights.
Combative Sports Advisory Board Agenda Thursday, May 1, 2025, at 10:00 a.m. (CDT)
Agenda for the Combative Sports Advisory Board meeting held on Thursday, May 1, 2025, at 10:00 a.m. (CDT)
www.tdlr.texas.gov
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A notable subset of affected workers are Texas prisoners, many of whom both work (unpaid) in the fields and have no air conditioning in most TX prison units.

Texas keeps getting hotter, and workers keep dying in the heat insideclimatenews.org/news/2411202...
Texas Workers Keep Dying in the Heat - Inside Climate News
Despite its blazing temperatures, Texas has no labor protections for heat. That leaves workers, especially immigrants, vulnerable on the job.
insideclimatenews.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I would support a hard and fast rule on this, especially for friggin' prosecutors! Using the plagiarism machine to take away people's rights based on phony, made-up cases is a bridge too far.
Using AI hallucinated cites should get you immediately referred to the bar for discipline, including disbarment.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I knew we were going to start seeing prosecutions based on this junk. I bet it's widespread and this is just the tip of the iceberg. I wouldn't use AI un-factchecked to write about lion tamers (as is my wont), much less in a damn legal brief! It just gets WAY too much wrong. Irresponsible AF.
Prosecutors in California used A.I. to argue that a 57-year-old man should be held without bail, his lawyers say, filing a brief that included wholesale misinterpretations of the law, as well as quotations that do not actually appear in the cited texts. nyti.ms/3M1bVye
Prosecutor Used Flawed A.I. to Keep a Man in Jail, His Lawyers Say
The case is among the first in which a prosecutor is accused of filing court papers marred by A.I.-generated mistakes.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
In TX, the death of open government was slow but not planned, at least publicly. Going back 35 years, at every juncture when records, meetings, etc., were closed, or useful reports rendered lame, they just lied and said they were doing the opposite and the media quoted them instead of investigating.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Head of Texas’ largest business organization accused of sexual assault in lawsuit www.texastribune.org/2025/11/24/t...
Head of Texas’ top business group sued for sexual assault
An unidentified woman on Monday sued Glenn Hamer, Texas Association of Business president and CEO, alleging he sexually harassed and assaulted her, then retaliated when she rejected his advances.
www.texastribune.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I had no idea that stories of German settlers in Texas had this sort of (now waning) resonance in Germany. I've certainly been fascinated by that cohort over the years, but never to the point of cosplay.
Before Berlin’s Cowboys Are Booted Off Their Land, One Final Hoedown
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
May the ghost of Katie Sandwina forever haunt her persecutors
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I will add the following: our students lack the research skills required to audit an LLM essay for errors. They don’t arrive on campus with these skills; we teach it to them over four long years. So throwing freshmen in the deep end and saying “swim your way to a shore of rectitude” is folly.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
W/ his record, I'd be like Br'er Rabbit saying "Please don't throw me into that briar patch!" Make him the poster child in court. I dare ya!
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'm so busy lately being embarrassed by A&M, UT, TX State, Tech, etc., I haven't had time lately to feel embarrassed for OU. But I'm embarrassed for OU. They've tried so hard to level up at that university, against all odds, and arresting profs w/ foreign accents isn't going to help matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In TX, billionaires used to recognize their limitations and let the smart ones take the lead. So Teledyne's George Kozmetsky directed UT's industrial policy bc he was he only one who knew wtf he was doing. Now, every racist cretin w/ 9 zeroes in their bank account thinks their opinions are relevant.
These days, billionaires feel the need to weigh in about everything now from universities to dating to whatever. But they are so poor, all they have is money, so the STFU backlash is coming: Wealthy People Have Always Shaped Universities. This Time Is Different. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
Wealthy People Have Always Shaped Universities. This Time Is Different.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
San Marcos is jam packed w/ short term rentals, there's no need whatsoever for a taxpayer funded "boutique hotel" at Texas State except for fat cats who think they're too good for the available accommodations. But that's not the taxpayers' problem.
Hotel to be built on Texas State campus
The new development will be located on Guadalupe Street, on the campus' south side.
www.kvue.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Crime reporting be like
November 22, 2024 at 4:29 PM