Every Steelers game report is like "Aaron Rodgers was an efficient 23-39 for 108 yards and Jaylen Warren picked up 24 yards on 31 carries as the Steelers beat the Jags 13-7 thanks to 11 Jaguar fumbles inside their own 10 yard line."

Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."

The White House says it’s going to use procurement dollars to illegally pay the troops for rather than do it the legal way of enacting a military pay bill.

You cannot w/ a straight face tell me using procurement dollars to pay the military adheres to the purpose statute and the Antideficiency Act.

Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:

trying to understand the mind of the american voter is like peering into a cursed grimoire that destroys your sanity

if Ohtani walked every single time he came up to the plate he would be the greatest offensive player of all time by a mile, even surpassing Steroid Bonds (who came the closest to this actually happening)

it would be unsatisfying but extraordinarily effective

Ah well.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The entire White House East Wing has been demolished as Trump moves forward with ballroom construction, AP photos show.

AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin