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Fumei
@goobeak.bsky.social
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Just your average colony of sapient microorganisms disguising themselves as a gryphon and/or sergal. | he/they
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 8h
All these are great but this is my favorite, it's so filters-off.

Fuckin' shrink him until he's a speck to a Speck to a SPECK TO A SPECK. And then keep shrinking him because we aren't even 1% of the way to being 1% done making him small enough.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 13h
Oh, so THESE were the huge balls that guy was talking about you having. It's true then, each one's gotta be bigger than you are.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 13h
Likewise; I thought it was an unlikely name, and it still took half a dozen rereads before it clicked.
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StargazerKG 🦸🌠 Stellar Hero Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 10d
Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 23h
Such a good good good creature. <3 All yinglets should be able to casually flick stars out of their place in the heavens~
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 1d
I don't know if it counts as a trailer per se, but the attract mode video for Silent Hill 2 lives in my head rent-free (specifically the NG+ version that includes the dialogue, because that was mostly how I watched it).
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 1d
So that would make "Before I Wake" ... elevated supernatural horror? I don't think that counts as a DISability, so folk horror's out...
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 1d
Yesss. <3 Little gremlin + little gremlin = surely nothing but good things.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 1d
He has to get all the Round out of his system here, so he can be Sharp when flying.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 1d
For a moment I LEGITIMATELY thought he was going in for a kiss. The chin-lift at the same moment the snake's mouth puckers a little...
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𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 🔜 MCM London H-24 @sarahmason.art · 1d
I'm finally out of the hospital...
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 2d
There are probably several quotes I've used so regularly for so long that I don't even remember they're from this show originally, but this one I know is:

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took a winemaking course and forgot how to drive?"
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 2d
@davidxnewton.bsky.social I thought that name looked familiar! I loved your videos breaking down how MyHouse.wad worked - entertaining, informative, easy to follow, and thorough. Even as someone who loved the wad already, they gave me a whole new appreciation for it.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 2d
@corriezodori.bsky.social Figured you might like some of this merch, if you haven't already seen it. ;3
fangamer.com Fangamer @fangamer.com · 2d
Our new DELTARUNE launch features everything you might need to cook for yourself and your friends: A cute bento box, a high-definition Kiss the My Ass apron, and a pair of lounge shorts decorated with little angelic Spamtons.

Available now: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
A photo of a DELTARUNE bento box with a cute illustration of Ralsei dressed up as a chef on the lid. The lid is a light orange checkerboard pattern; the box itself is a very light turquoise that's reflected on Ralsei's glasses and frying pan. A photo of a white apron with the phrase "Kiss the My Ass" on the front in basically the same typeface used in DELTARUNE. A closeup photo of a pair of black lounge shorts. There's a heart pattern separated by clouds; an illustration of a cherubic Spamton with wings and a halo is lying or sitting on the clouds in various poses.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 2d
*taking notes*
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 2d
Impmon, more like shrimpmon.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
John Locke from Lost pointing at the camera and screaming "don't tell me what I can't do!"
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
Oh they are GORGEOUS.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
Oh HELL yeah. :D
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
camel capra llama deer
turn around and flaunt your rear
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
Oh no, anything but turned tables... <-<;
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
Better not complain too loudly. Not unless you want that city of yours to be microscopic ... to the inhabitants of the next city he shrinks down.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
You're the only person in the whole city. The city itself could be mistaken for a speck of dust, down there between the chocobo's chunky, mountainous toes.

But the chocobo also has VERY sharp ears, and you sneezing was too noisy for him. "Kwehhh..." and 10,000 times smaller you go.
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
I got the same one. But that was boring, so I tried it again and got "the final girl."

And yeah, who needs other girls when you've got big-in-every-way Ziva? ;3
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Fumei @goobeak.bsky.social · 3d
This thing is still like the size of a room. Better shrink it 10,000x smaller a second time.
A screenshot from FF7 Remake, showing a model city. Subtitles show a voiceover tour guide saying "this is Midgar - our home - recreated in one ten-thousandth scale."
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