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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 13h

You know what's NOT a safe and fun family friendly event?

ICE kidnappings.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 14h

Andy's right. We do want to make these events look safe and farcical... Because that's what they are.

The administration is trying to move paramilitary forces into our cities on the pretense that violence and crime is out of control, and we're out there meeting them with fucking frog costumes.

Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 6d

I love when Andy Ngo does one of his David Attenborough-style posts about Antifa and highlights some kid who took a bong rip and waddled into the protest dressed like a giant muppet.

My favorite flavor of his commentary by far.

Andy Ngo wants to draw your attention to Barney the dinosaur

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 14h

I've been watching foraging videos and mushrooms are such bullshit. Every mushroom is like "be sure to grab this mushroom because it's super tasty and cures cancer... But watch out for this mushroom that looks just like it because it'll give you diarrhea forever disease."

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 15h

You know what Pokémon I’m surprised people don’t draw more of…? Oricorio

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

God, can we just stop to appreciate how we tricked Sony into letting Morbius fail in theaters twice?

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve done a scene where a guy was wandering around a haunted house, only to discover that it was a haunted doll house on a ghost gal’s desk.

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

More and more, I’m starting to realize that way, WAY too many problems in our society stem from people stubbornly clinging to oversimplified/incorrect things they were taught in elementary school.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

Christopher Columbus sucked. He didn’t discover America. He didn’t discover America for “the west” or whatever. He was just a genocidal maniac with a messiah complex, and the fact that people still pretend he was anything else because they were taught a nursery rhyme in preschool is fucking sad, lol

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Señor Grim @twistedgrim.com · 1d

🕸️Hornet🧵

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

“Christopher Columbus was so unhinged, that even the Spanish royalty was like “yo, wtf is this dude’s problem? Why does he keep sending us ships full of dead brown people?””

“Yeah, but… He sailed the ocean blue…!”

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

Christopher Columbus sucked. He didn’t discover America. He didn’t discover America for “the west” or whatever. He was just a genocidal maniac with a messiah complex, and the fact that people still pretend he was anything else because they were taught a nursery rhyme in preschool is fucking sad, lol

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 1d

I have a serious problem where I wanna keep making Pokémon OCs.

Like, hear me out: a Mimikyu e-girl.

She has an array of different Pokémon costumes for her streams, and every so often, she’ll just straight up pop out of the screen of raffle winners to give them a smooch on the cheek.

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

From what I’ve heard, Jared Leto is trying so hard to channel Keanu Reeves, that the take away is “wow, this movie would be good if he were Keanu Reeves.”

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

I haven’t heard that it’s worse than Morbius. Just performing more poorly in the box office than Morbius, which… lol

The fact that Jared Leto is negative star power is so funny.

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

The only reason I mentioned the 100 year war is because that’s the one I was just watching a video about, lmao.

Like, yeah, let’s have a 100 year war that gives us the inbred child killer king.

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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 17h

The Blowjob Brothers and the evil Potato
#PMD

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

My favorite is when they’re like “Natives just warred with each other.”

Like, bitch, us pasty-ass white people had a 100 year war over which incestuous mutants would be our rulers, lmao

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

It’s wild how racists will say shit like this as if European history doesn’t exist, too.

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 1d

this is christine flowers
shes an immigration lawyer here in philly and she has something to say about first nation people here in the US

Lets make her famous

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
"
Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

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ΔVIΔS @neosavias.bsky.social · Jul 4

And the last of the sequence of Patty.

[🎨: c. 2022-07]

Patricia has made it to her photoshoot, finally. She shows off her resplendently styled head feathers before flashing the camera a bold and confident look, holding an American flag (that's out of frame) in front of a green-screen with an American flag on it, propping a foot up on the hood of a Chevrolet NASCAR stock car, all while sporting her US-flag bikini across her muscular frame and ample chest. Meanwhile the camera person says:

"Good job, Patty, but... we might need to reshoot that one. Top of the green screen got in the shot."

Apparently Patty isn't the only one to be somewhat bad at their jobs.

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BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · 1d

PLEASE DON'T SUPPORT THIS "INDIE PROJECT"

IT'S GENERATIVE AI SLOP

Very disappointed that no one is calling it out in the comments. But it's possible they could be deleting negative ones.

I was fooled by the preview image thinking "OMG GIRL BALTO" but nope, AI slop. #furry #furryart #animation

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 19h

I still remember Pizza Hut’s.

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 19h

Basically, the only numbers I memorized were:

My own home’s

My best friend’s.

Pizza Hut’s.

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 19h

CyberSeduction: His Secret Life.

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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 1d

Kanga momma without the blank tights

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