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if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is

Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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I think this NVIDIA Enron thing might have slightly jokerfied me. I occasionally laugh and mutter "we are NOTHING like ENRON." It's so funny. Like NVIDIA genuinely does not seem to be like Enron! Right? Why did you mention Enron? Why are you trying to "dodge the Enron allegations"?
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“We got nothin to do with Enron, AT ALL!”
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Kel’el Ware I love you
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Rogue One discourse
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s simple if a movie makes me say “fuck yeah this is awesome” then it is a good movie end of story
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I hear all the criticisms and understand them and also even without Andor I think Rogue One rules
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Kel’el Ware I love you
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Something rotten is going on with ucla football I blame Martin Jarmond
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
More and more people are saying that Bezos is *allegedly* in the Epstein files
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
MTG pack going up tonight?!
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Anyone posted this one yet?
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I don't think you need to think there will be long term shifts in Trump's policies or behavior (there won't be) to enjoy what just happened, sometimes it's good to enjoy things that are funny in the moment
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Socialism won! Join DSA: dsausa.us/join-zohran

🌹
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Trump after meeting Mamdani talking about how this guy actually figured out the laws that dictate - everything! History! Sociology! Politics! Morality! Everything! It's all in a book called Capital - with a "K".
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Fictional 🔥 name alert: Celebrimbor
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
BREAKING: President Donald J Trump has joined NYC-DSA
Reporter to Trump: Would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani mayoralty?

Trump: "I would. I really would. Especially after the meeting, absolutely."
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Hegseth invading Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trumps “I do not want to execute members of congress” shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by his shirt
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Surely if you scroll up you’ll see Guys: a Podcast About Guys
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Trapped in the closet level cliffhanger
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Fuck the Knicks!
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ay fuck the knicks
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM