Geoff Klock
@geoffklock.bsky.social
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Tenured full professor at BMCC-CUNY with an Oxford doctorate; I teach folks about oneiric thinking via Plato, Shakespeare, Proust, Kafka, David Lynch, and the X-Men
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geoffklock.bsky.social
post 4 characters that you relate to and let people make assumptions about you accordingly
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tomscud.bsky.social
wait so he's saying it again? this is his carefully workshopped gotcha line?
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
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libbycwatson.com
honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king
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fuzzymike.bsky.social
like the period between which republicans (and many democrats!!!) felt comfortable openly supporting segregation and apartheid south africa to the time when they felt comfortable openly talking about "the disease of the arab mind" was less than ten years
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fairless.xyz
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
"Every CEO talking about replacing workers with AI is an example of the real problem: that most companies are run by people who don't understand or experience the problems they are solving. They don't do any real work, don't face any real problems, and thus can never be trusted to solve them."
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costakout.bsky.social
They should be bad guys. And not in a “Oh Magneto was right!” Tumblr sort of logic way, but in a “they are a species of posthumans who no longer care about the world around them and have made their own” sorta way.
rphutch1975.bsky.social
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
geoffklock.bsky.social
Apocalypse is stupid -- a big purple Frankenstein monster whose origins are Egyptian, whose name is Greek, whose belt buckle is Latin, and who uses Christian Imagery in the form of the four horseman to spout Victorian era Darwinism. PICK A LANE
rphutch1975.bsky.social
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
geoffklock.bsky.social
There should be no pre-1945 mutants -- all mutants should be the result of atomic testing
rphutch1975.bsky.social
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
geoffklock.bsky.social
There are four major movie adaptations of Little Women as well as a PBS miniseries, and the worst iteration of the story is the novel.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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bradiscranky.bsky.social
this is like calling chotiner again after the interview is published
ninetynine.bsky.social
A little frustrating that bsky moderation prevents us from seeing violence like this
Interaction between Derek Guy and Matt Stoller on X, the Everything App. Stoller: "Your weird insecurities aside, you consistently lie that native born Americans can't and never have made clothes, and push offshoring in sleazy ways. Then when confronted you have to talk about your left wing views. You're slime." Guy replies: "not true. i've been writing about and promoting US-made clothes for about fifteen years. an early article that comes to mind is my love for 3sixteen jeans, which are made in los angeles. that was published in 2011, the year the second iraq war ended, a war you promoted."
geoffklock.bsky.social
No Country for Old Men is his best story. All the Pretty Horses is basically good but hella corny. Blood Meridian is simply not a story but it does contain some of the best prose poetry every written and one of the greatest villains every to exist
geoffklock.bsky.social
My real dream is to publish the collected prose poetry of Cormac McCarthy, an 80 page volume that would win him the Nobel prize.
geoffklock.bsky.social
Cormac McCarthy is a one trick pony -- tho admittedly it is a stellar trick. He is so absurdly good at this one mode he does sometimes -- King James Bible inflected gnostic prose poetry -- people think he is a great writer on the level of Melville. But McCarthy can barely tell a story.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
geoffklock.bsky.social
I wanted to make Slow Cooker Butter Chicken, and now I am worried about this person's whole marriage
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theashleyray.bsky.social
i’m not here to tell the @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social what to do, but they must know if they put out a coffee table book of all the read posters, people would buy that
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whstancil.bsky.social
The psychology that twists coverage in Trump’s favor is transparent, once you accept that psychology plays a role. They want to be perceived as neutral by their peers, and they know their peers suspect them of anti-Trump bias. So they demonstrate independence by scrutinizing Dems and praising Trump.
katz.theracket.news
There were at least two ceasefires under Biden! In which more than five times as many living Israeli hostages were released in exchange for 240 Palestinians! Has everyone forgotten this?
coffeeindiana.bsky.social
Also, ceasefires have happened under prior Presidents! The day he gets Palestine their own country he can be told he's the most special boy deserving of a shiny prize.
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Conflating southern Italians with Jews is genuinely something Columbus would be proud of
marisakabas.bsky.social
if i had a dime for every rhonda lacenzo i knew in hebrew school
tweet from The Persian Jewess ~ @persianjewess
In a disgusting display, @nbcsn| creates an antisemitic caricature of a Jewish woman, and mocks concerns about Zohran Mamdani's pro-jihadist views.
Meanwhile, just today Zohran Mamdani's wife posted a tribute to a Hamas terrorist on her IG Stories.

it's screencap from an SNL sketch with a character named RHONDA LaCENZO
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matineemode.bsky.social
If there is one thing Disney is doing right it’s that they are keeping the WHAT ABOUT BOB? (1991) hand puppets preserved in their archives.
Hand puppets used by Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss) and his family in the movie WHAT ABOUT BOB? (1991)
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hobbydrifter.bsky.social
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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miawong.bsky.social
We are going to Win

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
meredithshiner.com
It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.
lauraolin.bsky.social
A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
geoffklock.bsky.social
This is the correct way to articulate this
scumbelievable.bsky.social
the complete departure of right wing men from actual sex and sexuality for a hallucinatory sexual politics of grievance and whining is really something
acvalens.net
Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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