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Just the worst.
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People seem to have found the Red Sox media starterpack I made.

If you did, and are wondering who the hell I am, I'm the dumbass who doesn't know how to remove themselves from a starterpack. Feel free to unfollow me unless you like my shitposting. I promise I won't be mad.
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Ayotte's entire thing is bashing other states where jobs actually exist and where people actually want to live instead of doing anything productive to improve her own state so this is completely on brand
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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As sick and degenerate as New Yorkers are, even they wouldn’t elect a man named Andrew Cummo
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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every day is a big opportunity to learn about a slightly different kind of nazi
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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don't feed the trolls (official US government information outlets)
October 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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[Morrissey voice]
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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"I drive a Cybertruck. Do you?"
"I drive a minivan with my wife beside me."
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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sorry, but this is how your texts should look 👇
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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That (NPR!) journalists think AI is a creative engine that can finesse iconic productions is not just context for the crap quality of writing in media but alarmingly the inability among a class of supposedly professional scrutinizers to distinguish between art and slop, good and bad, truth and lie
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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One down.
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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What I'm saying is, we're in hell and deserve it.
September 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Fucking smol bean president
President Trump warns an Australian reporter that he’s hurting Australia because he asked him about his business activity: You are hurting Australia very much right now. They want to get along with me. Your leader is coming to see me soon, I'm going to tell him about you.
September 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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KASH PATEL: I want boots on the ground! I want every nook and cranny in a 200 mile radius scoured ...
*vengaboys ringtone plays*
uh huh... uh huh... ok we'll come get him
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BOSTON (AP) — Josh Kraft, Patriots owner's son, drops out of Boston mayor's race ahead of November face-off with incumbent Michelle Wu.
September 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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DRAFTKINGS "NEVER FORGET" TNF BONUS

Jordan Love or Jayden Daniels begins the game 9/11 passing: +900
September 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The greatest minds in history are on the case
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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im not an accelerationist but the idea that murking one of their little ancillary mouthpieces is going to be a turning point (lol) in history just seems ridiculous. it's going to be a footnote
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective
September 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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For context that's a third the price the RIAA expected a single human to pay for just downloading 24 songs a decade ago (after cutting the ruling down from $1.5m, or $62,000 per song), and that's not adjusting for inflation:
September 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM