Geekcliché
@geekcliche.bsky.social
Geek. Metalhead. Bookworm. Beardy. Devout introvert. Bad puns. NHS IT Engineer. Anxiety/depression disaster. Usually hungry. Put all my faith in a loud guitar.
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Shot to the heart, and you're to blame,
You give l'ouef a bad name
You give l'ouef a bad name
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shot to the heart, and you're to blame,
You give l'ouef a bad name
You give l'ouef a bad name
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Eighth straight night of fireworks. Can no-one in this town read a fucking calendar?
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Eighth straight night of fireworks. Can no-one in this town read a fucking calendar?
Mamdani is going to implement Showaddywaddy law. NYC will be forced Under the Moon of Love.
Mamdani is going to implement Shandalar law. NYC will now be forced to drift throughout the Multiverse.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. All Monk episodes with Natalie Teeger will be banned.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Showaddywaddy law. NYC will be forced Under the Moon of Love.
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can't park there mate
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
can't park there mate
Genuinely spat my drink out on reading this.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Genuinely spat my drink out on reading this.
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…in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
…in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
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If we could place a 2000km wide black disc on Mars, we could turn the whole thing into a giant poppy. Surely this is the incentive the British space industry needs?
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If we could place a 2000km wide black disc on Mars, we could turn the whole thing into a giant poppy. Surely this is the incentive the British space industry needs?
The desire is “Born To Be Wild”. I have only ever achieved “Constantly Tired”
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The desire is “Born To Be Wild”. I have only ever achieved “Constantly Tired”
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The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost Fucker
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost Fucker
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"The Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam" well not with THAT attitude
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"The Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam" well not with THAT attitude
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you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
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Man with stubble, "Small boats arrivals are 37,000. There are over 4 million kids in child poverty. And 4.5 million who can't get a dentist appointment" #BBCQT
"We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?"
"We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?"
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Man with stubble, "Small boats arrivals are 37,000. There are over 4 million kids in child poverty. And 4.5 million who can't get a dentist appointment" #BBCQT
"We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?"
"We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?"
It’s only November 6th and I’m already sick of Xmas. This does not bode well for the weeks to come.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s only November 6th and I’m already sick of Xmas. This does not bode well for the weeks to come.
God damn it. My Etsy witches need to aim better next time.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
God damn it. My Etsy witches need to aim better next time.
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Not this month, he's not
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not this month, he's not
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I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.