Geordin
@gcrist.bsky.social
Finished a baby blanket for a friend and had to test it out on MY baby. He's obsessed. Guess i'm making another one 🤣
#knitsky #knitting #greyhound #drumrolldaily #butalso #notevenmonthly #consistencyishard
#knitsky #knitting #greyhound #drumrolldaily #butalso #notevenmonthly #consistencyishard
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Finished a baby blanket for a friend and had to test it out on MY baby. He's obsessed. Guess i'm making another one 🤣
#knitsky #knitting #greyhound #drumrolldaily #butalso #notevenmonthly #consistencyishard
#knitsky #knitting #greyhound #drumrolldaily #butalso #notevenmonthly #consistencyishard
Reposted by Geordin
Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s Ballroom
The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.
www.forbes.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
Popular posts get about six Likes to every Retweet, meaning that when a post has 420 Likes it very likely might have 69 retweets. This is as beautiful to me as the Fibonacci Sequence or the Golden Mean. God's invisible hand is always at work in this world.
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Jacquard hat from a few months ago - it was a gift for @zoealicempls.bsky.social and I think she's the most active person I know on here, so I didn't dare post it ahead of time. 🤣
#knitsky #knitting #hat
#knitsky #knitting #hat
September 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jacquard hat from a few months ago - it was a gift for @zoealicempls.bsky.social and I think she's the most active person I know on here, so I didn't dare post it ahead of time. 🤣
#knitsky #knitting #hat
#knitsky #knitting #hat
"don't make it weird" would you tell Mozart not to compose music? would you tell Dalí not to paint? you are depriving the world of my gift
August 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Went to Sex World today to confirm the rumor that it was closing.
An employee told me she cried for 3 hours about the closure. Then she put on a penis costume.
www.bizjournals.com/twincities/n...
An employee told me she cried for 3 hours about the closure. Then she put on a penis costume.
www.bizjournals.com/twincities/n...
www.bizjournals.com
June 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Went to Sex World today to confirm the rumor that it was closing.
An employee told me she cried for 3 hours about the closure. Then she put on a penis costume.
www.bizjournals.com/twincities/n...
An employee told me she cried for 3 hours about the closure. Then she put on a penis costume.
www.bizjournals.com/twincities/n...
Reposted by Geordin
Storage mode vs. Unfurled. Greyhounds confirmed as modular.
#Greyhounds #giraffewithanxietyinadogsuit #drumrolldaily #exceptthedailypart #whichdidnotlastlong
#Greyhounds #giraffewithanxietyinadogsuit #drumrolldaily #exceptthedailypart #whichdidnotlastlong
April 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Storage mode vs. Unfurled. Greyhounds confirmed as modular.
#Greyhounds #giraffewithanxietyinadogsuit #drumrolldaily #exceptthedailypart #whichdidnotlastlong
#Greyhounds #giraffewithanxietyinadogsuit #drumrolldaily #exceptthedailypart #whichdidnotlastlong
I feel so very good about my tax dollars paying people to check for poop in my food. Honestly, 10/10 on tax dollar use.
Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
April 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
How shocking. Who could have seen this coming.
Most recently, Justin Eichorn was one of five MN senators to co-sponsor the bill that would define “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness:
March 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I really love that "succeeding in finishing an authored experience designed to be finished and enjoyed" is such a marker of resilience and character. I'm going to eat a meal at a high-end restaurant and call myself a survivalist.
Lmao
February 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think the general internet argument view of “you have emotion about this event har har, you’re triggered, you have an emotional response to cruelty har har” has been a complete disaster for humanity both for the person being told that and for the person saying it
February 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
February 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Would be nice if Marie Kondo had featured more gays on her show, like damn how am I supposed to fold this jockstrap???
February 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Would be nice if Marie Kondo had featured more gays on her show, like damn how am I supposed to fold this jockstrap???
If you ever think you're capable of being more concerned than a greyhound, no you're not.
#drumrolldaily
#drumrolldaily
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you ever think you're capable of being more concerned than a greyhound, no you're not.
#drumrolldaily
#drumrolldaily
I'm obsessed with this ad. WHO branded this.
The aggressive fonts.
The kerning of M O U T H T A P E.
The relationship dynamic of antagonism and wellness and... weird watered down "kink" reminiscent of 50 shades?
The differently shaped tapes by gender.
The eyes. TJ Eckleburg could never.
The aggressive fonts.
The kerning of M O U T H T A P E.
The relationship dynamic of antagonism and wellness and... weird watered down "kink" reminiscent of 50 shades?
The differently shaped tapes by gender.
The eyes. TJ Eckleburg could never.
February 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm obsessed with this ad. WHO branded this.
The aggressive fonts.
The kerning of M O U T H T A P E.
The relationship dynamic of antagonism and wellness and... weird watered down "kink" reminiscent of 50 shades?
The differently shaped tapes by gender.
The eyes. TJ Eckleburg could never.
The aggressive fonts.
The kerning of M O U T H T A P E.
The relationship dynamic of antagonism and wellness and... weird watered down "kink" reminiscent of 50 shades?
The differently shaped tapes by gender.
The eyes. TJ Eckleburg could never.
Greyhounds have many wonderful qualities but I think one that is often overlooked is Spoonability
February 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Greyhounds have many wonderful qualities but I think one that is often overlooked is Spoonability
Love when someone tells me I should have seen something because "it was mailed to you."
Like ma'am I hate to break it to you but you'd have better luck shoving it in a bottle and punting it into the fucking sea.
Like ma'am I hate to break it to you but you'd have better luck shoving it in a bottle and punting it into the fucking sea.
February 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Love when someone tells me I should have seen something because "it was mailed to you."
Like ma'am I hate to break it to you but you'd have better luck shoving it in a bottle and punting it into the fucking sea.
Like ma'am I hate to break it to you but you'd have better luck shoving it in a bottle and punting it into the fucking sea.
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
February 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM