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Nope, same old horseshit.
Nope, same old horseshit.
The best he can hope for is that MAGA will be in power for the next thirty years, and even then he'll be unable to leave the US for the rest of his life if there's an ICC warrant out for him.
The best he can hope for is that MAGA will be in power for the next thirty years, and even then he'll be unable to leave the US for the rest of his life if there's an ICC warrant out for him.
They caught 16 men. No immigrants. No trans people. All US Citizen Men.
One was an ICE fascist who said, "I'm ICE boys" when arrested, perhaps expecting to get special attention. He was arrested anyway.
So much winning.
They caught 16 men. No immigrants. No trans people. All US Citizen Men.
One was an ICE fascist who said, "I'm ICE boys" when arrested, perhaps expecting to get special attention. He was arrested anyway.
So much winning.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
The State Department had deleted history.
Rosemonde Kouassi goes COAST-TO-COAST and sets up Gift Monday for their FIFTH duo goal of 2025
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.
I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.