Marko Kloos
@markokloos.bsky.social
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I tell lies for fun and profit. Author of the Frontlines and Palladium Wars SF series, Wild Cards writer, contributor to Love Death + Robots.
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markokloos.bsky.social
I was today years old when I learned that "Ferrari" is a common profession-derived last name in Italy, and that it means "Smith".

The sexiest sports cars in the world are Smiths.
markokloos.bsky.social
I've had that discussion before. Told them Biden wasn't POTUS until January 20, 2021. "Nuh-uh! He was elected in 2020!" Told them to check the Wikipedia article on Biden or Trump to see their in-office dates. "Wikipedia is fake news, it's run by Libs."

We live in different consensus realities now.
yasharali.bsky.social
“The Biden FBI”

Who was President on January 6?
Donald J. Trump * © @reaDonaldTrump • 1m
THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT
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hntdove.bsky.social
Ea-Nāşir's perfidy seems eternal!
Comic

Panel one. Stick finger singing, "Raindrops on rose/ And whiskers on kittens."

Panel two. Same stick figure holding pot and singing, "Bright copper kettles leave/ ...Flakes on my mittens!?"

Panel three. Same figure still holding pot and singing, "Hey, these are stone with a copper veneer!"

Fourth panel. Same stick figure has put down pot and is singing, "I've been bamboozled by Ea-Nāşir!"
markokloos.bsky.social
In the absence of legal consequences or accountability, social shunning is the last and best sanction against people who support this. They want to be liked and respected, and they're extremely vulnerable to the pariah treatment by their community and their peers.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
markokloos.bsky.social
Oh, the fair trial comes after the chasing and the shrieking, of course. Unlike them, we believe in due process even for people we hate. Especially for people we hate. I just think a little righteous fear of consequences may be good for his character arc.
markokloos.bsky.social
If there is a good and loving God, He can prove His existence to me and gain my eternal worship by letting me live to see Stephen Miller get chased down the street in his boxers by angry citizens, shrieking for his life at high volume in the pitch of a Sixties teenager at a Beatles concert.
markokloos.bsky.social
Ridicule is kryptonite to authoritarians.

They want to be respected. They want to be feared.

They do not want to be made fun of by a bunch of people in inflatable costumes. Above all, they hate being laughed at.
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toolazytofail.bsky.social
Don't let anyone tell you that protesting is pointless, especially folks who mock it as "baby's first resistance."

First, it's wonderful to be among a bunch of people who feel the way you do about the way things are going.

Second, it drives the administration CRAZY.
markokloos.bsky.social
Reading a lot of negative opinions on the iOS/iPadOS/macOS 26 "Liquid Glass" look.

I actually like it. It pulls together the GUI across all devices, from laptop to tablet to phone and smartwatch, and helps them really appear as a cohesive whole.
markokloos.bsky.social
It's not about the watch. It's about wearing a visible symbol of fealty to show off in public. It's a higher-status version of the MAGA hat.
gbwells.bsky.social
Why anyone would want any politician’s signature on their watch baffles me. People buying them are probably big invicta fans. Like literal big 47mm clonker invictas.
markokloos.bsky.social
These right-wing kooks spend decades nattering on about the Antichrist, and when he finally shows up, they wear his hats, do his bidding, and spend their money to get him into power.
markokloos.bsky.social
See, I think they did Firefly a mercy by turning it into a single-season legend before Joss Whedon could fuck it up by being Joss Whedon.
markokloos.bsky.social
I almost can't blame him for all the grifts he's running on his base. These are some of the most dim-witted cretins ever to walk the planet. It's like being mad at someone for plucking ripe apples off the trees.
markokloos.bsky.social
I love the image of al-Assad in his underwear, munching on Hot Pockets, his desk littered with half-empty bottles and food wrappers.

"You can't spawn-camp me! I'm the Lion of Damascus! <mutes mic> Asma! Hey, Asma! Are you going to the store? Get me some more of those Dubai chocolate bars."
reshetz.bsky.social
Some kid is doing the standard “ur mom” voice chat trash talk and they got no idea they’re talking to bashar al assad
markokloos.bsky.social
Give someone a lot of money and the power to kill or fire everyone who tells them "no", and that's what you get more often than not.
markokloos.bsky.social
As a watch guy, I can tell you that these are Chinese-made generic diver-style watches of merely okay quality that are hilariously overpriced for what they are at $499.
You can find a comparable watch with those exact specs for $70-100 on Amazon or eBay.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Watching the news report on the president's greasy little grift as a customer satisfaction story and not, you know, This is Deeply Unconstitutional and Also Fucking Embarrassing as Hell
markokloos.bsky.social
This job is often a lonely grind, but I'll tell you that there are few better feelings than when you finish a book that manages to complete a great character arc *and* bookend the beginning of the series perfectly.
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
The noble frog's reclamation from fascist pervert associations is so long overdue
markokloos.bsky.social
I want to go back in time and tell them, "The test of your true opposition to tyranny doesn't come when the goon squads grab people you like. It comes when they grab people you hate."
markokloos.bsky.social
I see we've reached the "hiding your neighbors from the goon squads" stage of fascism. Awesome.

I want to have a long and harsh talk with the gun nuts who used to be my friends, the ones who were nattering on about the "Jews in the attic" test for tyranny. This is it, people. This is your scenario.
markokloos.bsky.social
He'll get started on that in two weeks.
markokloos.bsky.social
At this point, I'm 99.9% convinced that Miller and the rest of the goon brigade are both a.) controlling access to him, and b.) feeding him a steady diet of AI-generated bullshit to curate his media intake and have him see what they want him to see. This is a total detachment from facts and reality.
kairyssdal.bsky.social
AI videos being sent to him by Miller, Noem et al, right?
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."