Jackie Kashian
jackiekashian.bsky.social
Jackie Kashian
@jackiekashian.bsky.social
🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
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We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...
tramp stamp idea “gentlemen; the reason i’ve brought you all here.” gnite
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Guy who thinks Democratic women in government aren’t hot enough
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i’m always writing.
"My childhood liquor store" is not a phrase I think I've read before.
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
my childhood liquor store has become an ice cream store!! we’re being gentrified!! (and the gun store next to it is now a coffee shop)!
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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cool just let me know when they're all dead
The online MAGA-verse were at each other’s throats more than usual this weekend, as right-wing commentators Benny Johnson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Tucker Carlson were all points of controversy.

Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
MAGA Straight Up Imploded This Weekend—And It’s Beyond Messy
Tucker Carlson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Benny Johnson are just more proof that the MAGA base is fraying at the seams.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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It's beyond time to stop listening to Ezra Klein.
www.jezebel.com/only-an-idio...
Only an Idiot Would Think We Need Anti-Abortion Democrats
It's beyond time to stop listening to Ezra Klein.
www.jezebel.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
my brother told me someone changed my photo on wikipedia. sure. let me say that, having a podcast for 20 years and a pile of albums gives people a LOT of information. my eyes are VERY BIG!
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A study on 1.7 million people in Hong Kong shows superior hybrid immunity to Covid in people who got vaccinated before infection vs. people who got infected first. "Our findings are a direct rebuttal to arguments for natural immunity," the authors write. doi.org/10.1016/j.va...
Redirecting
doi.org
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Belfast Christmas market bans sale of AI-generated art.

In Belfast, the battle between technology and tradition is playing out at an artists’ market. Organisers of the Christmas fair have banned AI-generated artwork, insisting on "human creativity" as artificial intelligence floods the art world
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
thanks indiana and @mariabamford.bsky.social and comedy in general
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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listening to @jackiekashian.bsky.social 's "Cake is not my Downfall" on bandcamp and just got to the Post-Close Warm Down 🤣 You should buy it! 9 bucks of DIY goodness, and the sales techniques you'll learn are priceless!
December 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the perfect summation
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This is the best video ever made.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i just watched this Disney 1989 (tv movie from 1989) Polly (not on + had to watch it on yt) and this was my favorite song.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
today’s rewind to an old timey Dork Forest pod ep is with Sean Crespo - ep 273 from Aug of 2017 - a simpler time when Sean explained AT LENGTH - Dune. youtu.be/290P250SiQ4?...
TDF 273 – Sean Crespo
YouTube video by Jackie Kashian
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December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
heritage foundation advocacy of anarchy. I’d say our country is unrecognizable TODAY:
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Just gave myself a Peace Prize. I’m still in shock that I won. What an incredible honor.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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This really is grotesque: they went through years-long citizenship processes and are now being denied simply because if the country they are from. It’s formalized bigotry.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Hello. The FIFA grift prize simply isn’t worth a news spot
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Nov/Dec are “don’t donate to the dork forest, find your local food bank-and whatever you send to tdf goes to the la food bank & thank you!”
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I picked up albums by @jackiekashian.bsky.social and the Surfrajettes. I need something with waffles in the title for the triple play.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM