Jackie Kashian
@jackiekashian.bsky.social
🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
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We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...
the perfect summation
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the perfect summation
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This is the best video ever made.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is the best video ever made.
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What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
i just watched this Disney 1989 (tv movie from 1989) Polly (not on + had to watch it on yt) and this was my favorite song.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i just watched this Disney 1989 (tv movie from 1989) Polly (not on + had to watch it on yt) and this was my favorite song.
today’s rewind to an old timey Dork Forest pod ep is with Sean Crespo - ep 273 from Aug of 2017 - a simpler time when Sean explained AT LENGTH - Dune. youtu.be/290P250SiQ4?...
TDF 273 – Sean Crespo
YouTube video by Jackie Kashian
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
today’s rewind to an old timey Dork Forest pod ep is with Sean Crespo - ep 273 from Aug of 2017 - a simpler time when Sean explained AT LENGTH - Dune. youtu.be/290P250SiQ4?...
heritage foundation advocacy of anarchy. I’d say our country is unrecognizable TODAY:
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
heritage foundation advocacy of anarchy. I’d say our country is unrecognizable TODAY:
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Just gave myself a Peace Prize. I’m still in shock that I won. What an incredible honor.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just gave myself a Peace Prize. I’m still in shock that I won. What an incredible honor.
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
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“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
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This really is grotesque: they went through years-long citizenship processes and are now being denied simply because if the country they are from. It’s formalized bigotry.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This really is grotesque: they went through years-long citizenship processes and are now being denied simply because if the country they are from. It’s formalized bigotry.
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Hello. The FIFA grift prize simply isn’t worth a news spot
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hello. The FIFA grift prize simply isn’t worth a news spot
Nov/Dec are “don’t donate to the dork forest, find your local food bank-and whatever you send to tdf goes to the la food bank & thank you!”
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Nov/Dec are “don’t donate to the dork forest, find your local food bank-and whatever you send to tdf goes to the la food bank & thank you!”
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I picked up albums by @jackiekashian.bsky.social and the Surfrajettes. I need something with waffles in the title for the triple play.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I picked up albums by @jackiekashian.bsky.social and the Surfrajettes. I need something with waffles in the title for the triple play.
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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They say don't judge a book by its cover, but comics are the exception. Unbreakable X-Men #3 by @gailsimone.bsky.social , with a blind Gambit, is making a sale.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They say don't judge a book by its cover, but comics are the exception. Unbreakable X-Men #3 by @gailsimone.bsky.social , with a blind Gambit, is making a sale.
Hey-it's BandCamp Friday, when creators receive more funds from their sales on the BandCamp platform!
Many of these jokes are better recorded on my bread album but there’s also stuff that’s nowhere but this thing.
jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com/album/cake-i...
Many of these jokes are better recorded on my bread album but there’s also stuff that’s nowhere but this thing.
jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com/album/cake-i...
Cake is Not My Downfall, by Jackie Kashian
19 track album
jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey-it's BandCamp Friday, when creators receive more funds from their sales on the BandCamp platform!
Many of these jokes are better recorded on my bread album but there’s also stuff that’s nowhere but this thing.
jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com/album/cake-i...
Many of these jokes are better recorded on my bread album but there’s also stuff that’s nowhere but this thing.
jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com/album/cake-i...
if the super rich WOULD leave new york i would like that. or i guess they can stay and become SIGHTLY less super rich by paying their goddamn taxes.
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
if the super rich WOULD leave new york i would like that. or i guess they can stay and become SIGHTLY less super rich by paying their goddamn taxes.
@davesfoley.bsky.social prep and landing is my fave. thank you.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@davesfoley.bsky.social prep and landing is my fave. thank you.
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I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
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December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
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And there's the motive.
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And there's the motive.
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something
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I don't know if you've ever watched @jackiekashian.bsky.social perform, but I can strongly recommend her work
I've re-watched this and other shows so many times I'd have worn a groove in the media or loosened the reels on the vhs in the past.
Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYyr...
I've re-watched this and other shows so many times I'd have worn a groove in the media or loosened the reels on the vhs in the past.
Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYyr...
Jackie Kashian | This Will Make An Excellent Horcrux (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don't know if you've ever watched @jackiekashian.bsky.social perform, but I can strongly recommend her work
I've re-watched this and other shows so many times I'd have worn a groove in the media or loosened the reels on the vhs in the past.
Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYyr...
I've re-watched this and other shows so many times I'd have worn a groove in the media or loosened the reels on the vhs in the past.
Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYyr...
my miracles work at home!! it’s a christmas miracle!!
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
my miracles work at home!! it’s a christmas miracle!!
Don’t be dumb. Unless you’re already dumb and work for ICE and think executive orders ARE laws… “Bitcoin lost more than $35,000 from its October peak. That's exactly the kind of volatility you don't want in your retirement fund.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Don’t be dumb. Unless you’re already dumb and work for ICE and think executive orders ARE laws… “Bitcoin lost more than $35,000 from its October peak. That's exactly the kind of volatility you don't want in your retirement fund.