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Gaz
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Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian.

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This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Cripes, didn’t expect to wake up to find that this had done numbers.
Sleepy girl.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I can’t decide whether this or @jemjabella.com’s “I take you as my awful wedded husband” is worse 🤣
having trouble writing your wedding vows? why not take a note from my husband, who promised to love me "for the rest of one of our lives"
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sleepy girl.
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I was hoping to buy the kids a failed sheepdog for Christmas, but they're hard to come by.
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Richard Griffiths in a coracle has always been *my* favourite shape.
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why haven’t they made a special episode of Who Do You Think You Are featuring a now-aged pop group from the late 90s, called Retracing Steps?
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December 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Given the success of the original, I was always surprised that they didn't give more budget to the team behind Ghostbusters 2.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I still don't have any takers here - it's a complex use case, so I didn't expect one right away, but if you know anyone who uses or could benefit from switch access hit me up
Posting this just made me remember something and I’m angry with myself bc I should have said this sooner

I have a lot used for testing that ends up not being used, and I have this Xbox adaptive controller and the full kit. Happy to ship it to any gamer who HAS THE NEED for the full controller
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I’ve already had my annual rewatch of A Few Good Men, but I think tonight deserves a second one in honour of Rob Reiner and his wife, Michelle.

What a shitty piece of news to end the year on.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Rob Reiner, who gave so much joy to so many - who, in the words of Cary Elwes, had "a laugh you could hear in Detroit."

Who was according to Mandy Patinkin an "actor's director... who made you feel like whatever you thought of was a wonderful idea."

Generous, joyful, loving, creating. Always.
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
SKIP THE ADS
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My best time: 0.096s
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Absolutely banging three-meat roast at The Pound Inn in Leebotwood.

But I've never seen a 'woodburner' in a pub that is just a TV/monitor with a log fire video clip on loop 😂
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sometimes I bloody love living in Shropshire!
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Seeing Alien on the big screen for the first time, in 2003 with the release of the Director’s Cut.

Unfortunately the cinema walls were painted white (!) so any sense of claustrophobia was destroyed by all of the flashing lights on-screen illuminating the whole auditorium.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
When the first teaser came out a few months back, I thought “surely it’ll get proper dark by the end of the movie”

Apparently not.

What the fuck.
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Fackham Hall is much better than I expected.

The trailers made it look like it would be awful, but I decided to watch it last night on a whim. Some wonderful visual gags, some great spoken gags (particularly around the butler Cyril and the Davenports' pet name for him), it was just a good time.
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December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oooh, Chrome have finally added a 'split tab' feature. That'll come in handy.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
And then F1exican came along and chopped them up.
Vincent van Gogh turned to still-life painting in the summer of 1886 as a vehicle to learn about colour and form. He painted this simple still-life of a pot of chives in the winter of the following year when taking painting lessons with Fernand Cormon in Paris.
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Assisted at a colour belt grading today. Checkout operator at Morrisons saw me in my suit, wearing my ITF tie and lapel pin, and started telling me how it took her back to when she got her black belt in the early 80s, training in Glasgow under First Grandmaster Rhee Ki Ha.

Such a small world!
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM