Gaz
@gazchap.com
Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian.
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I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Standing on tables? Did they perform a risk assessment? Or are they showing a flagrant disregard for Health & Safety guidelines?
(presumably the above will be on the front page of the right-wing rags tomorrow, probably with some stupid headline like "TURN THE TABLES ON ZACK" or something)
(presumably the above will be on the front page of the right-wing rags tomorrow, probably with some stupid headline like "TURN THE TABLES ON ZACK" or something)
GORTON AND DENTON 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
500+ members gathered yesterday to make sure we get Hannah Spencer elected! Thanks so much to everyone who made this fantastic day possible. Make sure to join @younggreens.bsky.social for a big action day next Sunday after WGM. 💚
500+ members gathered yesterday to make sure we get Hannah Spencer elected! Thanks so much to everyone who made this fantastic day possible. Make sure to join @younggreens.bsky.social for a big action day next Sunday after WGM. 💚
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Standing on tables? Did they perform a risk assessment? Or are they showing a flagrant disregard for Health & Safety guidelines?
(presumably the above will be on the front page of the right-wing rags tomorrow, probably with some stupid headline like "TURN THE TABLES ON ZACK" or something)
(presumably the above will be on the front page of the right-wing rags tomorrow, probably with some stupid headline like "TURN THE TABLES ON ZACK" or something)
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Chekhov's Howitzer states that if a Howitzer is introduced in act one, it should be fired in act two.
Chekov's Howitzer was only deployed once, in 1982, during an off Broadway reworking of Death of a Salesman. And never again, due to the massive loss of life...
Chekov's Howitzer was only deployed once, in 1982, during an off Broadway reworking of Death of a Salesman. And never again, due to the massive loss of life...
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Chekhov's Howitzer states that if a Howitzer is introduced in act one, it should be fired in act two.
Chekov's Howitzer was only deployed once, in 1982, during an off Broadway reworking of Death of a Salesman. And never again, due to the massive loss of life...
Chekov's Howitzer was only deployed once, in 1982, during an off Broadway reworking of Death of a Salesman. And never again, due to the massive loss of life...
Who runs this account?
This *fabulous* young boy.
This *fabulous* young boy.
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Who runs this account?
This *fabulous* young boy.
This *fabulous* young boy.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Spending my free time doing my favourite pastime: adding ROMs to an emulation device, and then never playing them.
February 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Spending my free time doing my favourite pastime: adding ROMs to an emulation device, and then never playing them.
This is a parody account, right?
Right?
Right?
We've received a lot of comments from the Bluesky community tonight, so we want to take the time to clarify our positions.
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This is a parody account, right?
Right?
Right?
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Lots of people in the replies to this apparently *pleased* that folks no longer know how to use a fucking bar.
‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served
‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served
Bar owners say they struggle to dissuade people from forming a line as behavioural experts point to post-pandemic ‘new norms’
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Lots of people in the replies to this apparently *pleased* that folks no longer know how to use a fucking bar.
Damn, the end of @techconnectify.bsky.social's latest video hits *hard*. And I'm not even American.
It feels so strange seeing someone as genial and easygoing as Alec so clearly passionately angry about anything, but of all of the things to be angry at, I can't think of anything more deserving.
It feels so strange seeing someone as genial and easygoing as Alec so clearly passionately angry about anything, but of all of the things to be angry at, I can't think of anything more deserving.
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Damn, the end of @techconnectify.bsky.social's latest video hits *hard*. And I'm not even American.
It feels so strange seeing someone as genial and easygoing as Alec so clearly passionately angry about anything, but of all of the things to be angry at, I can't think of anything more deserving.
It feels so strange seeing someone as genial and easygoing as Alec so clearly passionately angry about anything, but of all of the things to be angry at, I can't think of anything more deserving.
I put a fiver as an accumulator bet on today’s five Premier League matches, the other day.
So far all three have come good, but by Christ that Everton goal was buttclenchingly close to the final whistle.
So far all three have come good, but by Christ that Everton goal was buttclenchingly close to the final whistle.
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I put a fiver as an accumulator bet on today’s five Premier League matches, the other day.
So far all three have come good, but by Christ that Everton goal was buttclenchingly close to the final whistle.
So far all three have come good, but by Christ that Everton goal was buttclenchingly close to the final whistle.
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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70 today. Happy birthday Sex Pistol, John Lydon.
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 AM
70 today. Happy birthday Sex Pistol, John Lydon.
I AM DISABLED; COMMUNICATE WITH ME
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I AM DISABLED; COMMUNICATE WITH ME
Ah well, had to happen at some point I guess. Dropped my motorbike. Luckily, not on the road, just on my driveway trying to put it up on its centre stand, but still.
Landed against the house, smashed half the windscreen off and scraped the bar end and mirror housing, but no major damage.
Phew.
Landed against the house, smashed half the windscreen off and scraped the bar end and mirror housing, but no major damage.
Phew.
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Ah well, had to happen at some point I guess. Dropped my motorbike. Luckily, not on the road, just on my driveway trying to put it up on its centre stand, but still.
Landed against the house, smashed half the windscreen off and scraped the bar end and mirror housing, but no major damage.
Phew.
Landed against the house, smashed half the windscreen off and scraped the bar end and mirror housing, but no major damage.
Phew.
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Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
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This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)
January 29, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)
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SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
When the patronuses (patronii?) are casting their own patronii (patronuses?) surely it's the End Times?
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
When the patronuses (patronii?) are casting their own patronii (patronuses?) surely it's the End Times?
Yesterday while going to the pet shop, I saw a young man (early to mid 20s, I'd estimate) walking *with purpose* on the pavement, carrying (and flying) a massive Union Flag on a pole over his shoulder.
No idea who he was, but I resisted the urge to shout "flag shagger" from the car as I drove past.
No idea who he was, but I resisted the urge to shout "flag shagger" from the car as I drove past.
January 29, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Yesterday while going to the pet shop, I saw a young man (early to mid 20s, I'd estimate) walking *with purpose* on the pavement, carrying (and flying) a massive Union Flag on a pole over his shoulder.
No idea who he was, but I resisted the urge to shout "flag shagger" from the car as I drove past.
No idea who he was, but I resisted the urge to shout "flag shagger" from the car as I drove past.