Psy Costanza
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Official account of the former fanfiction subforum moderator for Ninten dot com. Donations not accepted as they are against my beliefs. Jonathan irl. He/him
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In some ways it’s the same as the rules which govern the Necromongers in the Chronicles of Riddick, when Riddick defeats the Lord Marshall and all of the Necromongers, even Vaako, bow down before him. That’s kind of how Santa’s Christmas workshop works.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
In some ways it’s the same as the rules which govern the Necromongers in the Chronicles of Riddick, when Riddick defeats the Lord Marshall and all of the Necromongers, even Vaako, bow down before him. That’s kind of how Santa’s Christmas workshop works.
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You have to think that given the rules that govern the ascension of new Santas in the Santa Clause most Santas attained power by single ritual combat in which they slay Santa (sleigh Santa)
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You have to think that given the rules that govern the ascension of new Santas in the Santa Clause most Santas attained power by single ritual combat in which they slay Santa (sleigh Santa)
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Erika Kirk looks the vampires on Buffy
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Erika Kirk looks the vampires on Buffy
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MFW Evanescence plays at The Game Awards
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
MFW Evanescence plays at The Game Awards
one of the most hyped political books of the year
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
one of the most hyped political books of the year
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thanks to chatbots we can now do what was once unimaginable: take care of a newborn baby
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
thanks to chatbots we can now do what was once unimaginable: take care of a newborn baby
"what if Costco suddenly decided to become a group health insurance middleman, and a Costco membership instead of being $65 for the year now cost $65 + a year of insurance premiums" Well Rand I can think of a few reasons why that isn't going to happen
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"what if Costco suddenly decided to become a group health insurance middleman, and a Costco membership instead of being $65 for the year now cost $65 + a year of insurance premiums" Well Rand I can think of a few reasons why that isn't going to happen
thank you Mr. President for imposing a sales tax on me so that I can bail out farmers for you
Trump on his farm bailout: "This money would not be possible without tariffs ... because of tariffs, this is possible."
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
thank you Mr. President for imposing a sales tax on me so that I can bail out farmers for you
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Happy Christian Pride Month ⛪️
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Happy Christian Pride Month ⛪️
these people are fucking sociopaths
WELKER: Is there any hard evidence showing this particular boat was headed to the US?
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
these people are fucking sociopaths
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they on X mistaking a bunch of men who want to crawl back inside their mothers' womb for a feminist agenda
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
they on X mistaking a bunch of men who want to crawl back inside their mothers' womb for a feminist agenda
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Beloved franchises like Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Beloved franchises like Casablanca
Metroid Prime 4 is a game that dares to ask: can we solve the male loneliness crisis by teaching gamers about the clitoris
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Metroid Prime 4 is a game that dares to ask: can we solve the male loneliness crisis by teaching gamers about the clitoris
Says the woman currently looking to the government for a replacement husband
The “career-driven” woman CEO of a multi-million dollar brand with multiple degrees on her wall has advice for the rest of us…
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Says the woman currently looking to the government for a replacement husband
love to stay up past my bedtime playing Metroid Prime 4*
*tweaking the three different HDR settings in my TV display settings, my Switch system settings, and the in-game options menu to try to determine the optimal visual experience
*tweaking the three different HDR settings in my TV display settings, my Switch system settings, and the in-game options menu to try to determine the optimal visual experience
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
love to stay up past my bedtime playing Metroid Prime 4*
*tweaking the three different HDR settings in my TV display settings, my Switch system settings, and the in-game options menu to try to determine the optimal visual experience
*tweaking the three different HDR settings in my TV display settings, my Switch system settings, and the in-game options menu to try to determine the optimal visual experience
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INTERVIEWER: Favorite video game of all time?
EMMA STONE: *confident nod, zero hesitation* Donkey Kong Country. For Super Nintendo.
She just like me fr. DK fans stay winning
EMMA STONE: *confident nod, zero hesitation* Donkey Kong Country. For Super Nintendo.
She just like me fr. DK fans stay winning
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
INTERVIEWER: Favorite video game of all time?
EMMA STONE: *confident nod, zero hesitation* Donkey Kong Country. For Super Nintendo.
She just like me fr. DK fans stay winning
EMMA STONE: *confident nod, zero hesitation* Donkey Kong Country. For Super Nintendo.
She just like me fr. DK fans stay winning
MUG Root Beer is entering the fragrance space with "Daddy's Home," a limited-edition cologne blending woody notes with vanilla and caramel inspired by the soda's aroma.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
MUG Root Beer is entering the fragrance space with "Daddy's Home," a limited-edition cologne blending woody notes with vanilla and caramel inspired by the soda's aroma.
told my wife that Metroid Prime 4 was coming out today and she asked "is that the one with the talking man?"
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
told my wife that Metroid Prime 4 was coming out today and she asked "is that the one with the talking man?"
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On 31 December 2025 we need to all agree to stop sending emails
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
On 31 December 2025 we need to all agree to stop sending emails
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Oh they didn't burn him alive in the middle of the ocean without hearing evidence against him? That's universally understood as not the appropriate punishment?
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Doctor who sold ketamine to ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry before his overdose death gets 2 1/2 years in prison.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh they didn't burn him alive in the middle of the ocean without hearing evidence against him? That's universally understood as not the appropriate punishment?
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Jake Tapper when he learns about this in 2029:
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jake Tapper when he learns about this in 2029: