Wiseguy
@galacticwiseguy.bsky.social
trouble-minded tin can kicker
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and what effect...does you saying that...have on the primary?
does you saying that make newsom more or less likely to win the primary?
i say that you'd have to shoot me to get me to vote newsom. i say it so that the kind of ghoul who WOULD vote him in a primary knows that doing so would be useless
does you saying that make newsom more or less likely to win the primary?
i say that you'd have to shoot me to get me to vote newsom. i say it so that the kind of ghoul who WOULD vote him in a primary knows that doing so would be useless
I don’t admire or trust Gavin Newsom. I’d vote against him in any primary.
But I’ll vote for him or anyone else nominated for the general election.
My cat. A hamster. Or Franklin Delano Roosevelt in his present condition.
Anyone.
But I’ll vote for him or anyone else nominated for the general election.
My cat. A hamster. Or Franklin Delano Roosevelt in his present condition.
Anyone.
Yup. Fuck every single one of those people.
And fuck everyone who says they won't vote for certain Dem nominees also. Vote against them in the primary, fine. In the general, vote for the Dem, otherwise you're responsible for what else follows.
And fuck everyone who says they won't vote for certain Dem nominees also. Vote against them in the primary, fine. In the general, vote for the Dem, otherwise you're responsible for what else follows.
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
and what effect...does you saying that...have on the primary?
does you saying that make newsom more or less likely to win the primary?
i say that you'd have to shoot me to get me to vote newsom. i say it so that the kind of ghoul who WOULD vote him in a primary knows that doing so would be useless
does you saying that make newsom more or less likely to win the primary?
i say that you'd have to shoot me to get me to vote newsom. i say it so that the kind of ghoul who WOULD vote him in a primary knows that doing so would be useless
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EUGENE VICTOR DEBS
1855-1926
While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
1855-1926
While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Hot take:
Analytic philosophy is *not* obsessed with word meaning. Correct word meaning is crucial to any discussion! 90% of pointless argument is because nobody defined the meaning of a word or the purpose of an endeavor.
It's like claiming mathematicians are obsessed with symbol meaning. Fah!
Analytic philosophy is *not* obsessed with word meaning. Correct word meaning is crucial to any discussion! 90% of pointless argument is because nobody defined the meaning of a word or the purpose of an endeavor.
It's like claiming mathematicians are obsessed with symbol meaning. Fah!
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hot take:
Analytic philosophy is *not* obsessed with word meaning. Correct word meaning is crucial to any discussion! 90% of pointless argument is because nobody defined the meaning of a word or the purpose of an endeavor.
It's like claiming mathematicians are obsessed with symbol meaning. Fah!
Analytic philosophy is *not* obsessed with word meaning. Correct word meaning is crucial to any discussion! 90% of pointless argument is because nobody defined the meaning of a word or the purpose of an endeavor.
It's like claiming mathematicians are obsessed with symbol meaning. Fah!
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If your circle isn't discussing:
~ The 27+1 Dead Apostle Ancestors
~ One worships birds
~ One is a forest
~ One's left arm is The King of All Rats, the Third Most Beautiful Rat In The World
And is instead discussing:
~ Anything else
Then it's time to elevate your circle
~ The 27+1 Dead Apostle Ancestors
~ One worships birds
~ One is a forest
~ One's left arm is The King of All Rats, the Third Most Beautiful Rat In The World
And is instead discussing:
~ Anything else
Then it's time to elevate your circle
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If your circle isn't discussing:
~ The 27+1 Dead Apostle Ancestors
~ One worships birds
~ One is a forest
~ One's left arm is The King of All Rats, the Third Most Beautiful Rat In The World
And is instead discussing:
~ Anything else
Then it's time to elevate your circle
~ The 27+1 Dead Apostle Ancestors
~ One worships birds
~ One is a forest
~ One's left arm is The King of All Rats, the Third Most Beautiful Rat In The World
And is instead discussing:
~ Anything else
Then it's time to elevate your circle
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"It costs nothing to be kind!"
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"It costs nothing to be kind!"
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
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if a stranger asks to borrow something, and it would not ruin you to replace it, i think you should always let them
in my experience, they almost always return it. you made their day at zero cost
but if they don’t bring it back, they needed it more than you, and you helped
thats a win win to me
in my experience, they almost always return it. you made their day at zero cost
but if they don’t bring it back, they needed it more than you, and you helped
thats a win win to me
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if a stranger asks to borrow something, and it would not ruin you to replace it, i think you should always let them
in my experience, they almost always return it. you made their day at zero cost
but if they don’t bring it back, they needed it more than you, and you helped
thats a win win to me
in my experience, they almost always return it. you made their day at zero cost
but if they don’t bring it back, they needed it more than you, and you helped
thats a win win to me
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if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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i wanna see an isekai where whatever random japanese teenager wakes up in this eurofantasy world and there’s simply no translation magic to be had
the whole first season is about the grand fated hero trying to learn fucking fantasy dutch or whatever while nursing a truck-related concussion
the whole first season is about the grand fated hero trying to learn fucking fantasy dutch or whatever while nursing a truck-related concussion
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i wanna see an isekai where whatever random japanese teenager wakes up in this eurofantasy world and there’s simply no translation magic to be had
the whole first season is about the grand fated hero trying to learn fucking fantasy dutch or whatever while nursing a truck-related concussion
the whole first season is about the grand fated hero trying to learn fucking fantasy dutch or whatever while nursing a truck-related concussion
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A lot of people around me making stupid fuckin decisions lately. Not me though. Killing it
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A lot of people around me making stupid fuckin decisions lately. Not me though. Killing it
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The budget of the final season of Stranger Things is about half a billion dollars. Once it's over the world will need another "Small town losers vs cosmic horror" series and I know of one that could be made for no more than twice that amount, I think we could keep it under a bill per season
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The budget of the final season of Stranger Things is about half a billion dollars. Once it's over the world will need another "Small town losers vs cosmic horror" series and I know of one that could be made for no more than twice that amount, I think we could keep it under a bill per season
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getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode
July 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode
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The weirdest bit of movie trivia I know: in the book No Country for Old Men, Sheriff Bell references the recent assassination of a federal judge. That was a real case and the killer was a hitman named Charles V. Harrelson... who happens to be the father of actor Woody Harrelson, who is in the film.
January 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The weirdest bit of movie trivia I know: in the book No Country for Old Men, Sheriff Bell references the recent assassination of a federal judge. That was a real case and the killer was a hitman named Charles V. Harrelson... who happens to be the father of actor Woody Harrelson, who is in the film.
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Hats off for this kid.
January 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Hats off for this kid.
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
theonion.com/man-die...
theonion.com/man-die...
January 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
theonion.com/man-die...
theonion.com/man-die...
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When I come across that I counter with an adaptation of another sci-fi adage in response:
"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Somebody fucks up long and hard enough, it makes sense to assume there's ill intent at least in allowing it to continue.
"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Somebody fucks up long and hard enough, it makes sense to assume there's ill intent at least in allowing it to continue.
January 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When I come across that I counter with an adaptation of another sci-fi adage in response:
"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Somebody fucks up long and hard enough, it makes sense to assume there's ill intent at least in allowing it to continue.
"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Somebody fucks up long and hard enough, it makes sense to assume there's ill intent at least in allowing it to continue.
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Sigourney Weaver, senior yearbook photo, 1967
December 2, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Sigourney Weaver, senior yearbook photo, 1967
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no moth ever dreamed of being a butterfly harder than E.M. dreams of being a poster but every moth has a better chance of getting there than our dude does of ever posting anything not cringe
yes, what's good about Stephen King, the author whose books appeal to and are respected by reader of genre fiction, general fiction, and literary fiction alike, is that "his posts are 🔥🔥"
Stephen King will never love you
February 20, 2024 at 2:55 AM
no moth ever dreamed of being a butterfly harder than E.M. dreams of being a poster but every moth has a better chance of getting there than our dude does of ever posting anything not cringe
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current front runner for Best Spam Email Of The Year, 2024
February 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
current front runner for Best Spam Email Of The Year, 2024