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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 6h

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 7h

I thought it was strange that one of the first things she says as "June Oliver" is to call herself fat

Then I saw this video in which she mocks a "Hot Girls for Zohran" campaign for including fat people

www.instagram.com/reel/DLXcdVf...

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 7h

I thought it was strange that one of the first things she says as "June Oliver" is to call herself fat

Then I saw this video in which she mocks a "Hot Girls for Zohran" campaign for including fat people

www.instagram.com/reel/DLXcdVf...

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 9h

Oh well then maybe you should figure out how to get their votes Mike

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 9h

Here you go

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 10h

Picture of the friendliest man you've ever met

"This is the future liberals want"

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 12h

I agree with all of this, at least for the next hour and a half

Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 13h

I thought it was strange that one of the first things she says as "June Oliver" is to call herself fat

Then I saw this video in which she mocks a "Hot Girls for Zohran" video for having fat people in it

www.instagram.com/reel/DLXcdVf...

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 23h

The funniest possible way John Oliver could respond to this would be to just play the entire thing on his show with no commentary

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 1d

"Did you do this? 😄"

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 1d

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 1d

He's going to hold political rallies there isn't he

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm simply saying I believe in affirmative action for white people appearing in commercials"

Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 2d

"We need to shut our mouths and suck it up when our candidates do and say things we object to"

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 2d

It's a good line

Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 2d

A guide to skull tattoos

Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

Matt, if it has a little hat, it's the One Piece flag, if it has long teeth, it's the Punisher logo, and if it's the literal totenkopf ss insignia, it's a Nazi skull

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 2d

Throwing that extra "Why?" in there to really impress the teacher with your depth and sophistication

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

Matt, if it has a little hat, it's the One Piece flag, if it has long teeth, it's the Punisher logo, and if it's the literal totenkopf ss insignia, it's a Nazi skull

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

Didn't realize I could post to the internet by tattooing my chest

Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

See this is why polling local candidates nationally is bad

For one thing, there is no "like him", not really

But also, he's running locally. If he ran nationally, he'd run differently and people would be exposed to him differently - we literally have no idea how he would poll in that situation

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

I don't think we should be doing national polls on mayoral candidates personally

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

It's going to be fun to spend about 40 minutes playing AI Fever Dream Simulator before people switch back to actual games

Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

It's the Epstein Ballroom

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

I recently heard someone describe journalism in terms of an analogy to making a sweater. What you are describing is the person who gathers the wool. A journalist is the person who knits the sweater.

If they're just bringing you a bag of wool, they didn't do their job

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 3d

They're not separate things - you don't have to weigh the relative moral horror because it's all the same horror. If you dampen your visceral reaction because you're always comparing it to worse horrors, you end up just dulling your sensitivity to the horror

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Gabe Small Hallows' Eve 🎃👹 @gabesmall.bsky.social · 4d

Push back on the weird impulse to start characterizing it as cringe to care about this

If you don't care about the actual building (I don't, really) care that he's treating you to narcissistic abuse

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