Gabe Small Is Calm ✨🌌❄️🤫
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The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.
Pinned
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
Call your senators
GOP Rep. Ryan Mackenzie signs the Democratic discharge petition for a 3-year ACA funding extension.
He's #218.
This now has enough to end-run Republican leadership and get a House vote.
He's #218.
This now has enough to end-run Republican leadership and get a House vote.
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Call your senators
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All subtlety is out the window this season, I see.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
All subtlety is out the window this season, I see.
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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"Just protecting women and girls"
They invited Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the Harry Potter set THIS SEPTEMBER?!?
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"Just protecting women and girls"
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I just realized where I've seen this before
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Then he chuckled and clucked,
"What a slick melodrama.
With this gold-colored medal
I'll look just like Obama."
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Then he chuckled and clucked,
"What a slick melodrama.
With this gold-colored medal
I'll look just like Obama."
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I just realized where I've seen this before
-------
Then he chuckled and clucked,
"What a slick melodrama.
With this gold-colored medal
I'll look just like Obama."
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Then he chuckled and clucked,
"What a slick melodrama.
With this gold-colored medal
I'll look just like Obama."
One of the best reasons for disobeying an illegal order, aside from the fact that it's probably also immoral, is that the person giving it will have no qualms about saving his own ass by pinning it on you
the military should take a clear message here: they will order you to do illegal things and then throw you directly under the bus if it becomes a problem
not that admiral bradley here does not deserve to be in jail, he absolutely does
but hegseth should go with him
not that admiral bradley here does not deserve to be in jail, he absolutely does
but hegseth should go with him
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
One of the best reasons for disobeying an illegal order, aside from the fact that it's probably also immoral, is that the person giving it will have no qualms about saving his own ass by pinning it on you
Wait a minute, where the f are Derek's family right now??? #StrangerThings
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Wait a minute, where the f are Derek's family right now??? #StrangerThings
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Everyone in politics, everyone in media knows what’s happening here: the White House is controlled by a repellant white supremacist who waits with bated breath for any opportunity to run nonwhite people out of America. They know who it is, what he’s doing. But they won’t SAY it.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Everyone in politics, everyone in media knows what’s happening here: the White House is controlled by a repellant white supremacist who waits with bated breath for any opportunity to run nonwhite people out of America. They know who it is, what he’s doing. But they won’t SAY it.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
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Reading about Trump backstabbing MTG.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Reading about Trump backstabbing MTG.
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We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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War on Christians!
Happening now: clergy protest ICE detention center in Chicago.
“Why are you still here? Greg Bovino already left.”
“It’s an internment camp…no medicine…toilets don’t work”
“Why are you still here? Greg Bovino already left.”
“It’s an internment camp…no medicine…toilets don’t work”
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
War on Christians!
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
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What a great few weeks it’s been for people once pardoned by Trump.
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What a great few weeks it’s been for people once pardoned by Trump.
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
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Amy Klobuchar wishing she had some office supplies to throw at his head
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Amy Klobuchar wishing she had some office supplies to throw at his head
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What Musk truly desires
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What Musk truly desires
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$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
Fucking with the entire healthcare system by way of shutdown politics would be the most unpopular thing he's ever done
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Fucking with the entire healthcare system by way of shutdown politics would be the most unpopular thing he's ever done