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Gabe Small
@gabesmall.bsky.social
The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.
I had a physics teacher in high school who used to say "The universe is so vast that if you can imagine it, it probably exists"

That blew my 16yo mind
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh, she means quitting

Lmaoooooo

Heroes quit
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
🤨
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I think he'd agree that serving as our scapegoat is a worthy calling
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hard disagree on that second point - defending a scapegoated minority may invite frontlash, but what invites backlash and resentment is treating them like an electoral anchor
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
That's not the part people are reacting to

It's that her framing gives fuel to anti-trans resentment and the belief that scapegoating trans people is necessary to winning elections
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
"the issue" being trans people existing?
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We would have won Texas in 2024 if trans people had decided to stop existing?
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Trans Person: *exists*
You: THANKS FOR COSTING US THE ELECTION, JERK
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"a now-viral 2020 email"
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm going to look up "short selling" in the dictionary to find out how I can get in on this
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
FFS just renew the subsidies
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Mmm, gourd pieee 🤤
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
IT HONORS OUR COUNTRY
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
People have trouble with the idea that it's possible for them to enjoy a thing that is bad
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"The only way to remove this stain is to continue repeating the dumbest and stalest right wing memes about us every time we open our damn mouths"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
These two posts are the perfect encapsulation of his place in the party
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
🤦
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I was going to make a comparison to Enron a few days ago but decided I was too economics illiterate to do so confidently - sounds like I needn't have worried
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Someone should look into the woke indoctrination at West Point
www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=59186
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
But doctor, I *am* the inverse jester
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The actual cause is the book series Left Behind by Tim LaHaye
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
He's calling it a moral panic, Michael
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM