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"So I said, 'I'd only support the death penalty in very extreme circumstances, such as high treason or mass murder, and even then only if it was proven 100% that they were guilty...' what did I say Roy?"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"So I said, 'I'd only support the death penalty in very extreme circumstances, such as high treason or mass murder, and even then only if it was proven 100% that they were guilty...' what did I say Roy?"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
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Lamb as presenter, every breakfast telling the faithfuls they’re fucking useless now put down that fucking croissant and fuck off #CelebrityTraitors
OK hear me out. Celebrity Traitors but with the cast of Slow Horses, all in character.
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Lamb as presenter, every breakfast telling the faithfuls they’re fucking useless now put down that fucking croissant and fuck off #CelebrityTraitors
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good morning gang, let’s all suffer together
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
November 11, 2024 at 8:11 PM
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
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Before it goes on the dreaded bay anyone interested in a Palm Single Paddle?
I’m having a key rationalisation
I’m having a key rationalisation
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Before it goes on the dreaded bay anyone interested in a Palm Single Paddle?
I’m having a key rationalisation
I’m having a key rationalisation
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Peak France 🇫🇷🍷
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Peak France 🇫🇷🍷
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Private Eye hits it every time @chadbourn.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Private Eye hits it every time @chadbourn.bsky.social
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Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
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October 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Have been reminded of the time my girlfriend met a chihuahua called Death Row on her dog walk who turned out to actually be called Jethro.
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Have been reminded of the time my girlfriend met a chihuahua called Death Row on her dog walk who turned out to actually be called Jethro.
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I don't normally like seeing animals dressed up, but this Halloween costume stood out 🤣🤣
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I don't normally like seeing animals dressed up, but this Halloween costume stood out 🤣🤣
Trying this for a harmonics Birthday celebration tomorrow - all components now made - let’s see how it turns out
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trying this for a harmonics Birthday celebration tomorrow - all components now made - let’s see how it turns out
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The fact this ring with a hot dog on top is sold out is proof that Kurt Vonnegut was correct in saying our true purpose in life is to fart around
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The fact this ring with a hot dog on top is sold out is proof that Kurt Vonnegut was correct in saying our true purpose in life is to fart around
Heard in Oxfam bookshop ‘If you want a good book on that flipping internet thing you’ll have to wait months!’
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Heard in Oxfam bookshop ‘If you want a good book on that flipping internet thing you’ll have to wait months!’
Yes that is Steve Davis #MedicalGradeMusic
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes that is Steve Davis #MedicalGradeMusic
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