Frito
@fritokal.bsky.social
Bad at profiles. She/her. Writer, baker, parent, queer
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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We have an immediate need for an RPG proofreader. This is a paid gig, proofing just over 11,000 words. Experience is preferred.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We have an immediate need for an RPG proofreader. This is a paid gig, proofing just over 11,000 words. Experience is preferred.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Minecraft, easily.
Name a videogame you've played for 1250+ hours.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Minecraft, easily.
Baltimore Oriole
Grey whale
Brown Bear
Coyote
Lemon shark
Grey whale
Brown Bear
Coyote
Lemon shark
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Whitetail deer
Fox (and babies! 😭)
Bald eagle
Red tail hawk
Turkey (also with babies! 😭)
Whitetail deer
Fox (and babies! 😭)
Bald eagle
Red tail hawk
Turkey (also with babies! 😭)
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Baltimore Oriole
Grey whale
Brown Bear
Coyote
Lemon shark
Grey whale
Brown Bear
Coyote
Lemon shark
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Happy thanksgiving, friends. I am very thankful for all of you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Happy thanksgiving, friends. I am very thankful for all of you.
Rush
Dream Theater/Queensryche/Fates Warning
Cowboy Mouth
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
my own husband's acapella group twice (two different groups!)
Dream Theater/Queensryche/Fates Warning
Cowboy Mouth
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
my own husband's acapella group twice (two different groups!)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
Stevie Nicks
NSYNC
John Mayer
Fastball
Tenacious D
I contain multitudes :3
Stevie Nicks
NSYNC
John Mayer
Fastball
Tenacious D
I contain multitudes :3
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
VNV Nation
Imperative Reaction
Electric Daisy Carnival (San Bernardino edition)
NIN
The Neighbourhood
VNV Nation
Imperative Reaction
Electric Daisy Carnival (San Bernardino edition)
NIN
The Neighbourhood
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Rush
Dream Theater/Queensryche/Fates Warning
Cowboy Mouth
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
my own husband's acapella group twice (two different groups!)
Dream Theater/Queensryche/Fates Warning
Cowboy Mouth
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
my own husband's acapella group twice (two different groups!)
Emilycat is convinced that despite me washing my hands after making pasta dough, that I MUST have egg on my hands somewhere, so she's going to lick my entire hand to find it. (handwash count of the day: 8, handwash count of the day because the cat has no sense of food safety: 3)
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Emilycat is convinced that despite me washing my hands after making pasta dough, that I MUST have egg on my hands somewhere, so she's going to lick my entire hand to find it. (handwash count of the day: 8, handwash count of the day because the cat has no sense of food safety: 3)
I have no explanation for this
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have no explanation for this
Well either about to make a pie crust or parfait crumb but either way the bears have died for a good cause
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Well either about to make a pie crust or parfait crumb but either way the bears have died for a good cause
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Neurodivergently pinging the "oops, interacted with this mutual too many times, now I must Cease Entirely To Avoid Being Weird" mechanism
November 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Neurodivergently pinging the "oops, interacted with this mutual too many times, now I must Cease Entirely To Avoid Being Weird" mechanism
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muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition
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Happy anniversary to that time the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade rickrolled the entire country, and I had to explain to a very confused family why I was laughing my ass off.
HD Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Rick Roll
YouTube video by brianstk
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy anniversary to that time the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade rickrolled the entire country, and I had to explain to a very confused family why I was laughing my ass off.
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My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
cute+petty: I don't particularly care for sauerkraut, but my dad loved it. It's a common side dish in Baltimore. As a teenager I used to eat it with a big smile and some Oscar-quality acting because my sister was feuding with my dad and it drove her up the wall that someone else liked it.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
cute+petty: I don't particularly care for sauerkraut, but my dad loved it. It's a common side dish in Baltimore. As a teenager I used to eat it with a big smile and some Oscar-quality acting because my sister was feuding with my dad and it drove her up the wall that someone else liked it.
cute: I was -fourteen- before I found out that a baked pasta with a red sauce (lasagna, stuffed shells, whatever) was not a normal/typical Thanksgiving side.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
cute: I was -fourteen- before I found out that a baked pasta with a red sauce (lasagna, stuffed shells, whatever) was not a normal/typical Thanksgiving side.
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This one's for all my old WoW friends:
Me: Typechip, are you listening to a video about kiting Kazzak to Stormwind?
Typechip: ...how do you know that?
Me: Kid, that ain't even the worst mass casualty event in WoW. Look up 'corrupted blood'.
Typechip: oh my god
Me: Typechip, are you listening to a video about kiting Kazzak to Stormwind?
Typechip: ...how do you know that?
Me: Kid, that ain't even the worst mass casualty event in WoW. Look up 'corrupted blood'.
Typechip: oh my god
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This one's for all my old WoW friends:
Me: Typechip, are you listening to a video about kiting Kazzak to Stormwind?
Typechip: ...how do you know that?
Me: Kid, that ain't even the worst mass casualty event in WoW. Look up 'corrupted blood'.
Typechip: oh my god
Me: Typechip, are you listening to a video about kiting Kazzak to Stormwind?
Typechip: ...how do you know that?
Me: Kid, that ain't even the worst mass casualty event in WoW. Look up 'corrupted blood'.
Typechip: oh my god
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There are some of a certain age group of digital latchkey kids who will IMMEDIATELY remember a specific song from just... A screenshot.
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
There are some of a certain age group of digital latchkey kids who will IMMEDIATELY remember a specific song from just... A screenshot.
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"I Will Always Love You" as a duet between Cynthia and Ariana tho
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"I Will Always Love You" as a duet between Cynthia and Ariana tho
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@fritokal.bsky.social aaand here is Emily Voidberry's pirate tavern menu!! please let me know if you'd like me to adjust anything; I'm also happy to email you the high-res file. thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@fritokal.bsky.social aaand here is Emily Voidberry's pirate tavern menu!! please let me know if you'd like me to adjust anything; I'm also happy to email you the high-res file. thank you!
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hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks.
please share! more info downthread!
please share! more info downthread!
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks.
please share! more info downthread!
please share! more info downthread!
The sun is personally attacking me it is so bright
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The sun is personally attacking me it is so bright
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Monday. (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Monday. (derogatory)