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Jordan
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He/Him. 31. 🇨🇦. IT Tech.
RPGs, Zelda, Sci-fi, horror, cats, anime, and self-loathing.
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2025 Media Thread!!!
It's close enough, so I'm starting now.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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TFW someone on Bluesky says something other than DS9 is the best Star Trek
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Downdector being knocked out earlier by the Cloudflare outage is very funny
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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"E33 was so dope"

God's Whitest Cracker, who also really likes E33:
"What The CHINESE Can Learn From TRADER JOE'S MANDARIN CHICKEN"
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Very happy Kingdom Come: Deliverance II ii included. Its my game of the year for sure!
The Game Awards GOTY nominees leaked:

-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Life cycle of autistic special interests
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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how does valve expect the steam machine to gain any traction if it doesnt come with microsoft teams pre-installed on it i wonder
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Metroid is one of the worst series to do this for.
Most Metroid games don't even have dialogue. It's about tension and solitary exploration.

This sounds like such a bad idea.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This makes up for only getting like 2 hours of sleep
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Europa Universalis V is super good!
Paradox has done it again!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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We’re just innocent men
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dispatch is very good so far!
Played episode 1 last night
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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uma musume
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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the rizzard
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
First little bit of snow this year
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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lifeline tonight. none of you are ready
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Lowkey cancel it. Lowkey we as a society do not need GTA6
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Colm Meaney’s arc on Star Trek is the writers gradually realising the guy they parked in the transporter room to press the energize button is actually a really good actor. By season four of TNG he gets a first name and a wife and also he’s a war veteran
was really weird watching ds9 first and then tng and learning basically all his entire appearances in the show is just this
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy Guy Fawkes Night!!

It's always a good time to attempt to burn down a government building!
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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You never see someone with this type of attitude get assigned to review a Call of Duty game even though it would be entirely warranted; it’s always a Japanese game and usually some kind of beat em up that receives this kind of blanket dismissal lol
Wild opening paragraph, maybe you shouldn't be the one reviewing a Warriors game then
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM