Leon xueyoj 🍑
@freepearn.bsky.social
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody.
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for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau
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if your partner’s spotify listening age is 18 and yours is 50+ you’re a nonce
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
if your partner’s spotify listening age is 18 and yours is 50+ you’re a nonce
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ONE BEAN
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
ONE BEAN
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
Sorry Spotify got all your ages wrong. It got mine precisely correct.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sorry Spotify got all your ages wrong. It got mine precisely correct.
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"You can't just put tinsel on Danny DeVito and call it a Christmas tree"
WELL...
WELL...
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"You can't just put tinsel on Danny DeVito and call it a Christmas tree"
WELL...
WELL...
Big cat
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Big cat
Looks like I've got a new challenge
i wonder what the most pisses done in an hour is.
not the longest.
the most.
like it can't be more than 20.
not the longest.
the most.
like it can't be more than 20.
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Looks like I've got a new challenge
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Another impossible beauty standard
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Another impossible beauty standard
Went for a run in this
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Went for a run in this
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The power of Crufts compels you
Thought i was going to bed
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thought i was going to bed
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You can watch my movie 'The Whip' here, for free, and you don't even have to pirate it
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You can watch my movie 'The Whip' here, for free, and you don't even have to pirate it
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Thought i was going to the gym tonight
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Thought i was going to the gym tonight
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Love when you stick your hand out to a cat and they’re like ‘better go touch that’
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Love when you stick your hand out to a cat and they’re like ‘better go touch that’
Guess I'm not going to bed
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Guess I'm not going to bed
Challenge accepted
Just turned off quotes and replies so people can't start ranking in my mentions
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Challenge accepted
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Putting the disco into discombobulated
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Putting the disco into discombobulated
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it just didn't have the legs 😢
Turns out interest in Metaverse had about a ~9 month half life.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
it just didn't have the legs 😢
Just better
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just better
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Please share my address for as new locking machine heads, please and thank you. DM if interested. Ta x
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/s...
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Schaller locking machine heads | in Aberdare, Rhondda Cynon Taf | Gumtree
Schaller G-Series Keystone SR 3L + 3R Gold with black buttons. Screws included. Fitted to a Gibson SGJ for six months, guitar now sold due to being rarely played, so these are in excellent condition. ...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Please share my address for as new locking machine heads, please and thank you. DM if interested. Ta x
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/s...
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/s...