Leon xueyoj 🍑
@freepearn.bsky.social
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody.
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Never stopped me
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Never stopped me
Demand it in the butt
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Demand it in the butt
Are you once again Too Hot?
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Are you once again Too Hot?
Shouldve sent up the Em signal earlier
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Shouldve sent up the Em signal earlier
You have been drunk every time I've met you tbf
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You have been drunk every time I've met you tbf
After. He's grumpy when hanging
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
After. He's grumpy when hanging
Ok but sometimes I go about my business and my previous tea business for half an hour
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ok but sometimes I go about my business and my previous tea business for half an hour
That's actually 3 of them
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That's actually 3 of them
I have 3-4 answers
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have 3-4 answers
What next, brunch for supper?
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What next, brunch for supper?
Weather now is obviously this
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Weather now is obviously this
*Mince, pie, hater
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
*Mince, pie, hater
Based on an @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social shaped trail of destruction
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Based on an @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social shaped trail of destruction
Reposted by Leon xueyoj 🍑
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I will drive you there and back again. UNLEASH EM
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I will drive you there and back again. UNLEASH EM
They're all good sugary treats
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
They're all good sugary treats
Title of your sextape
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Title of your sextape
Hope he sells all the houses
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Hope he sells all the houses
I make it into an artform
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I make it into an artform
Sure. But I don't know how well this lad's gonna take me yeeting him into the air
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sure. But I don't know how well this lad's gonna take me yeeting him into the air
Gotta pick up your Brian slack
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gotta pick up your Brian slack