im built like this btw
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
im built like this btw
your party is the bluesky clique of politics
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
your party is the bluesky clique of politics
9 played football yesterday against a team who seemed like they were trained to go down as if they’d been shot after a challenge. there were 3 or 4 times where the young ref looked visibly confused because a lad was rolling around crying after zero contact
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
9 played football yesterday against a team who seemed like they were trained to go down as if they’d been shot after a challenge. there were 3 or 4 times where the young ref looked visibly confused because a lad was rolling around crying after zero contact
how on earth do you explain the internet to anyone who isnt severely online?
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
how on earth do you explain the internet to anyone who isnt severely online?
day 1 of elf on the shelf, forgot to put elf on the shelf out
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
day 1 of elf on the shelf, forgot to put elf on the shelf out
watching stranger things from the start
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
watching stranger things from the start
the conference is taking place inside of an unreasonably small car and everyone is wearing clown shoes and fake noses
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the conference is taking place inside of an unreasonably small car and everyone is wearing clown shoes and fake noses
have to put the shitting christmas lights and decorations up now and then take them down in a few weeks to celebrate something none of really take seriously
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
have to put the shitting christmas lights and decorations up now and then take them down in a few weeks to celebrate something none of really take seriously
off to coach and underachieving u13’s team in what looks like a monsoon
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
off to coach and underachieving u13’s team in what looks like a monsoon
i think you’ll find its “you’re” party
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i think you’ll find its “you’re” party
my favourite your party policy is “you’re not as pure left as me” what’s yours?
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my favourite your party policy is “you’re not as pure left as me” what’s yours?
turned your taxes into dodgy covid contracts, your move jesus
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
turned your taxes into dodgy covid contracts, your move jesus
nobody:
late 1990’s dance music lyrics:
“must be the reason why im king of my castle. must be a reason why im dree on i drassole”
late 1990’s dance music lyrics:
“must be the reason why im king of my castle. must be a reason why im dree on i drassole”
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
nobody:
late 1990’s dance music lyrics:
“must be the reason why im king of my castle. must be a reason why im dree on i drassole”
late 1990’s dance music lyrics:
“must be the reason why im king of my castle. must be a reason why im dree on i drassole”
i always forget how matter of fact the joke dodgers are on bluesky app. full of bores
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
i always forget how matter of fact the joke dodgers are on bluesky app. full of bores
(talking to david attenborough and looking visibly confused, not starstruck)
“are you saying ‘an animal’ or ‘a nanna-mal’?”
“are you saying ‘an animal’ or ‘a nanna-mal’?”
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
(talking to david attenborough and looking visibly confused, not starstruck)
“are you saying ‘an animal’ or ‘a nanna-mal’?”
“are you saying ‘an animal’ or ‘a nanna-mal’?”
i have no idea what this is based on but it’s nice to see cov and birmingham in a top anything 💪
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
i have no idea what this is based on but it’s nice to see cov and birmingham in a top anything 💪
in the uk you either have to tax working people and low earners, or it’s full-on USSR, no in between unfortunately (apparently)
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
in the uk you either have to tax working people and low earners, or it’s full-on USSR, no in between unfortunately (apparently)
safe from mansion tax
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
safe from mansion tax
i think humanity is underestimating the amount of time, effort and discourse there will be in figuring out if a picture or video is AI or not
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
i think humanity is underestimating the amount of time, effort and discourse there will be in figuring out if a picture or video is AI or not
look, there’s always a new budget in politics and it’s never good or easy to understand, but when last did you turn the tv on and have 3 or 4 channels discussing how awful it is? like, is this one bad? yes. is this the worst one ever? probably not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
look, there’s always a new budget in politics and it’s never good or easy to understand, but when last did you turn the tv on and have 3 or 4 channels discussing how awful it is? like, is this one bad? yes. is this the worst one ever? probably not
Reposted by mistletoe hung
BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
May 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
"we are going to have to tighten our belts"
we = lower wage workers
tighten our belts = pay more tax to prop up the multimillionaires
we = lower wage workers
tighten our belts = pay more tax to prop up the multimillionaires
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"we are going to have to tighten our belts"
we = lower wage workers
tighten our belts = pay more tax to prop up the multimillionaires
we = lower wage workers
tighten our belts = pay more tax to prop up the multimillionaires
day 2 of all day workshops and today i have two, for two projects i shouldn’t be involved with, but the guy who should is off sick for a few weeks and i have no idea what’s going on
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
day 2 of all day workshops and today i have two, for two projects i shouldn’t be involved with, but the guy who should is off sick for a few weeks and i have no idea what’s going on