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mistletoe hung
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existing la vida loca
day 1 of elf on the shelf, forgot to put elf on the shelf out
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve got them out the loft, put the outside lights up and im looking forward to doing it all again in a few days
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
watching stranger things from the start
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the conference is taking place inside of an unreasonably small car and everyone is wearing clown shoes and fake noses
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
have to put the shitting christmas lights and decorations up now and then take them down in a few weeks to celebrate something none of really take seriously
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
off to coach and underachieving u13’s team in what looks like a monsoon
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
i think you’ll find its “you’re” party
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i have no idea what this is based on but it’s nice to see cov and birmingham in a top anything 💪
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
in the uk you either have to tax working people and low earners, or it’s full-on USSR, no in between unfortunately (apparently)
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
safe from mansion tax
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
benefits street had one scene in it which is one of the most profound moments of introspective reflection, jump cut intentionally into “i like skids”. they knew what they were doing
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
here he is, the guy who made everyone's mortgage/rent and heating bills much more expensive
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
day 2 of all day workshops and today i have two, for two projects i shouldn’t be involved with, but the guy who should is off sick for a few weeks and i have no idea what’s going on
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
there are now podcasts making old memes seem factual
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
pervert
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ive been waiting for these, had to go on instagram for my fix of woodwork update videos
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
the nuanced, top shelf shit
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
“willy”
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“has becomes”
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
im more of a non-functional techno guy tbf (sad glowsticks)
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
RIP the weekend
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
post football press (with shin pads ON)
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
bought a pint of costa for a mortgage payment
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM