Leon xueyoj 🍑
@freepearn.bsky.social
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody.
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Went for a run in this
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Went for a run in this
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The power of Crufts compels you
Thought i was going to bed
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thought i was going to bed
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You can watch my movie 'The Whip' here, for free, and you don't even have to pirate it
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You can watch my movie 'The Whip' here, for free, and you don't even have to pirate it
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
Thanks for reminding me to share youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Thought i was going to the gym tonight
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Thought i was going to the gym tonight
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Love when you stick your hand out to a cat and they’re like ‘better go touch that’
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Love when you stick your hand out to a cat and they’re like ‘better go touch that’
Guess I'm not going to bed
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Guess I'm not going to bed
Challenge accepted
Just turned off quotes and replies so people can't start ranking in my mentions
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Challenge accepted
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Putting the disco into discombobulated
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Putting the disco into discombobulated
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it just didn't have the legs 😢
Turns out interest in Metaverse had about a ~9 month half life.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
it just didn't have the legs 😢
Just better
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just better
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Please share my address for as new locking machine heads, please and thank you. DM if interested. Ta x
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/s...
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/s...
Schaller locking machine heads | in Aberdare, Rhondda Cynon Taf | Gumtree
Schaller G-Series Keystone SR 3L + 3R Gold with black buttons. Screws included. Fitted to a Gibson SGJ for six months, guitar now sold due to being rarely played, so these are in excellent condition. ...
www.gumtree.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Please share my address for as new locking machine heads, please and thank you. DM if interested. Ta x
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/s...
www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/s...
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social what style wine we on tonight?
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social what style wine we on tonight?
This is how we sit
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This is how we sit
Must be getting old because I've had barely any (single digits!) birthday nudes
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Must be getting old because I've had barely any (single digits!) birthday nudes
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All typos due to benzodiazapines. You have to be kind to me, think about your hippopotamus oath.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
All typos due to benzodiazapines. You have to be kind to me, think about your hippopotamus oath.
Coincidence that international men's day is on my birthday. Or am I the greatest man ever. No way to know (it's the latter)
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Coincidence that international men's day is on my birthday. Or am I the greatest man ever. No way to know (it's the latter)
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Walked 36k flat instead and it didn't snow. Much regret
Guess maybe I shouldn't go up a big hill today. Stupid snow and ice
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Walked 36k flat instead and it didn't snow. Much regret
Guess maybe I shouldn't go up a big hill today. Stupid snow and ice
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Guess maybe I shouldn't go up a big hill today. Stupid snow and ice
@colken.bsky.social how's the hope levels?
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@colken.bsky.social how's the hope levels?
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!