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His hair was perfect 🇺🇸🇺🇦 My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tu3tysmm6bhr6w4m6m6frwzq/feed/aaaopztxkk5ea

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · Dec 30

I will fight any dog on hardwood floors.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 2h

*does basic life task*

*Rocky theme plays in my head*

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 11h

I simply cannot WAIT to go to bed tonight and lie awake worrying about shit I can't control

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 1d

It’s fine, I always wanted to fail miserably at something

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 1d

Got a call and thought wow, it’s late, something must be wrong. It was 7:53pm.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry it’s BYOAT

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry I groaned so loud at the HOA meeting when you suggested we do Christmas caroling this year.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3d

I was on a road trip today and stopped at a gas station. When I stepped into the bathroom stall, the toilet was plugged into the wall. Apparently it had a heating unit as well as a bidet system. I did not explore the amenities.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 7d

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 9d

Me: (checks only somewhat satisfied)

I feel like such a badass

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 10d

Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12d

Got tear away pants for this colonoscopy prep.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11d

some days you write a post so good that everyone ignores it because they don't want to disturb the whole unsung genius vibe you've got going

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 13d

can you keep a secret?

me: nope

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Marloween @marlebean.bsky.social · 13d

*Spends the first 7 minutes of my job interview carefully tearing off the perforated edge of my spiral notebook resume*

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 16d

Had a college team shirt on yesterday and the security guard at the store told me the current game score. I gave him a thumbs up. I didn’t tell him I only have the shirt bc of the marching band.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 17d

It was a good weekend, a mellow weekend, I peed outside a bunch. I’ll give it an 8.5.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 23d

I only have a few friends but hopefully I’ll be able to get rid of them soon

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 23d

Did my first slow motion old man fall today. Not great.

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Julie ⋆☾⋆ @deathbecomes-her.bsky.social · 25d

Make Meemaw & Peepaw hate fascism again.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 25d

When I was trying on jeans the other day a baby crawled under the partition into my fitting room. I wasn’t sure what to do, and I know my choice didn’t help my issue of not fitting into any of the jeans, but god that baby was delicious.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 25d

The sheer amount of stupid has overwhelmed me, I got nothing but spite.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 25d

3rd summer here, 80 at 9:30pm. I’m ok with it.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27d

someone in Houston bring me a quizno’s sammy I’ll show you a boob
the larger one

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