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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 12m

Yeah it's cobblers once you actually look into it even a tiny bit. Tabloids eh?

Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 33m

Oh dear...

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 43m

I just don't want to think about it.

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 54m

"Tonight, on Images You Want Erased From Your Consciousness..."

PeteGulls @gullssinceaboy.bsky.social · 1h

😂😂😂😂😂
Expect howls of outrage from the usual suspects (Mail, Telegraph, Express). www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Bombshell book claims Margaret Thatcher had two affairs outside marriage

Margaret Thatcher, who was married to her husband Denis for more than 50 years, is said to have had an affair early in her career as an MP and another with a separate politician

www.mirror.co.uk

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 1h

Hahaha that's elite conspiracy work 🤣

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DocLB2 @doclb2.bsky.social · 2h

I snorted 🤣

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 10h

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics

An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other

Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself

Shark: a human saw and peed himself

Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him

Octopus: dude…

Shark: what?

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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 2h

polanski is doing well because the strategy of everybody to his right has been hippy punching for what feels like forever and there are now enough hippies who don’t like being punched to show up in polling

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah this is a mystery to me too.

Gaby Hinsliff @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social · 2h

As a Brit, shutdowns are one of the hardest things to understand about US politics. Every few years it's 'oh yeah we'll just randomly stop paying essential workers overnight Because Politics' like some collapsing rogue state and people just...roll with it? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Panic as US federal workers scramble to find out if they’ve been fired: ‘I don’t have email access’

Education department staff say they can’t access work emails amid the shutdown to check for layoff notices

www.theguardian.com

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 2h

Until one of the current strikers starts banging in 20+ a season, this will continue to be a thing.
If someone was on target for a golden boot, they would be asking him about teaming up with Sonny in LA.

Steve Brewer @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 2h

Harry Kane on whether he’s going back to Spurs: "I’m not sure. I’m very happy in Bayern Munich. It’s not something I'm thinking about. It’ll always be "we" (with Spurs), I spent my whole life there. I’m a fan of them & will always watch them & see how they’re doing. But for now, I’m loving it here.

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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty surprised to see a tax avoidance scheme being pitched in today's Financial Times:

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 6h

I realise there is already a queue to buy a drink for the long-suffering local government official who wrote this. Please consider me part of that queue.

(The weight of the sigh on "We do not apply admiralty law" alone could tear a hole in the fabric of the universe.)

zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 19h

Glasgow City Council has a whole sovereign citizen FAQ

whoever wrote this was so very tired

glasgow.gov.uk/whyyouneedto...

Why you require to pay Council Tax - Glasgow City Council

Information about why you are required to pay Council Tax.

glasgow.gov.uk

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 4h

I have been told that because the fixture list is less flexible the ball is in Network Rail's court to work around us, and they are not interested in changing any dates to accommodate our home games.

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 5h

Nice...

Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 5h

Bonus.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 22h

So this time the boat *wasn't even moving*.

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 5h

I used to work somewhere that produced AI responses to client requests, based on our training manual.
People spent twice as long proofreading and correcting the text as it would have taken to look the information up and type out a reply manually.
AI is trash.
Read
The
Brochure.

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 8h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 6h

Fox News stopped talking about Herschel Walker after he lost his bid for a U.S. Senate seat. Walker was accused of paying for two abortions, terrorizing his son, ex-wife, and other women. He also had children he did not disclose to the public and had exaggerated his resume.

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

Eddy is one of those 'music means no limits' guys. Master of many genres and great songwriter.

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

I am old enough to remember when people paid 3 million quid for a picture of a monkey, and tried to tell me it was the future.
Please, people, read the brochure. Please.

web3 is going just great @web3isgoinggreat.com · 17h

Reddit shuts down its NFT avatars project

August 28, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=reddit-shuts-down-nft-avatars

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

It is.

Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

Hahaha 🤣
#teenagers

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

Either..
Where is the cheese room?
Or
Why do you keep trying to be clever and hiding the nature and severity of injuries, when it never works and you end up looking either dishonest or incompetent or both?

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

As opposed to the bang-up job that all the other management teams we've tried have done.

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

January just got a whole lot more interesting...

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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 6h

Hahaha, true.

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