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New-Cleckit Dominie
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University maths teacher (failed academic); very amateur local history; slightly worse photography. Uaireannan beagan Gàidhlig cuideachd. Same handle on the elephant site. Web: http://www.dominie.scot.
Pinned
Luath.

11 October 2011 to 15 November 2025.

Run free, my best of hounds. Run free.
So, anyway. Here is the piece I wrote for the Glasgow Requiem project on the Cathedral well.

new-cleckit.dominie.scot/the-woman-at...

It's an odd piece for me, because I was working well outwith my usual historical beat, and with very little evidence to go on.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If we're stuck with Teams, we need to improve the "raise a hand" function.

If you want to ask a question, you should press a button to raise a hand.

If you want to offer a comment rather than a question, you should press a button to make a hand come out the screen and slap you in the face.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Siobhan Miller performing Karine Polwart's new song "Wellspring" in the lower church of Glasgow Cathedral. Spine-tingling stuff.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The new mosaic in the Cathedral well.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm honestly not sure I have ever seen a subhead that hurt my brain by being wrong in so many different ways all at once.

I miss the days when the implied audience for UK political speech wasn't slightly to the insane side of the Westboro Baptist Church.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Fun fact: if you find a lost parcel-delivery guy wandering round campus then you can just inspect the label, say "oh, I know who that is!" and walk off with the parcel.

(I did know who it was. I'm *lawful* evil, after all.)
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
In Springfield Court.
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reminder that "I published in Nature Scientific Reports" is basically the same claim as "I bought some advertising space on a shelf that has the Nature logo glued to one end of it."
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by New-Cleckit Dominie
"Thank you for reaching out to me;
I hope this email finds you well.
You didn't think to BCC
And now we're in reply-all hell."
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"On the strategic transformation piece, I would welcome clarification on the relationship between operational transformation, tactical transformation, and local strategic transformation."
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Today's schedule involves a lot of tine sitting in vehicles in the rain in order to take part in five hours of meetings in a building surrounded by rain.

I am not convinced I have chosen wisely.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
A deep dive into a fascinating wee document of Scottish social history.

(It may also be the only film ever made whose soundtrack features a major Scottish poet whistling.)
The thread about the Singing Street; skipping, hopping, dancing and birling through the backgreens and streets of 1950s Edinburgh

This thread marks a double milestone for Threadinburgh, it is the 300th post since the first in September 2022 and the visit counter just ticked past the 500,000 mark!…
The thread about the Singing Street; skipping, hopping, dancing and birling through the backgreens and streets of 1950s Edinburgh
This thread marks a double milestone for Threadinburgh, it is the 300th post since the first in September 2022 and the visit counter just ticked past the 500,000 mark! I'm marking this occasion by finally chalking something off my to-do list that has been there far too long. Perhaps by providence, I recently acquired a little booklet self-described as "a Merry-Ma-Tanzie of Skipping, Hiding, Hopping, Birling, Stotting, Playing and Dancing Rhymes". The Singing Street, to give it its name, was the accompaniment to a 1951 amateur film with the same title. Described by The Scotsman as "a wonderful picture of Edinburgh - as true perhaps as has ever been put on the screen", it turns seventy-five next year. It's all too easy to treat its "astonishingly evocative scenes" as a pure nostalgia trip back to an Edinburgh which has disappeared into living memory, but this was never the intent of the film. It is so much more than just a skip and a hop down memory lane, so let's celebrate it by telling the tale of how and why it came to be and by recognising its importance as a piece of a wider archival work. Once that is out the way shall we step scene-by-scene and song-by-song, back to the streets of 1950s Edinburgh to compare them with the present day.
threadinburgh.scot
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Another class; another Gàidhlig short story to translate. This one involved a graveyard scene, a whisky binge, and two deaths (by drowning) of humans followed by the death (by authorial fiat) of a cat, all in about three pages.

The Gàidhlig short story is not a surpassingly cheerful genre.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The view from my classroom just before 9 am yesterday. I think every century from the seventeenth to the twenty-first is represented in there somewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
HM Bateman: "The Man Who Asked For Salt 'n' Soss In A Glasgow French Fry Restaurant".
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How do I get this as the option built into every software package instead of an LLM?
Every question headline should end like this

“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”

“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”

“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I also want some of you to know that, with affection, I strongly suspect you of making traditions up just to see how Europeans will react. ("Let's all pretend that in Minnesota we decorate our yam baskets with coddled shrimp!")
I'm happy that American friends are enjoying Thanksgiving, but there's nothing like it for emphasising how foreign a place the US is. It's like logging in to find two thirds of Bsky earnestly discussing the Boar's Head Gaudy and expecting the other third to understand everything they're on about.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm happy that American friends are enjoying Thanksgiving, but there's nothing like it for emphasising how foreign a place the US is. It's like logging in to find two thirds of Bsky earnestly discussing the Boar's Head Gaudy and expecting the other third to understand everything they're on about.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm hearing the phrase "protected conversations" a lot in the current state of the HE sector. My UCU branch has just circulated this guidance, which might be of interest/use to people.

tl;dr: it is not the employee who is being protected here.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Moonshot in St Enoch Square.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
1. Prof experiences urge to be Helpful about X.
2. Prof asks long-suffering administrator to collect info about X.
3. LSA knows nothing about X; emails me asking for info.
4. I send LSA info about X.
5. LSA sends Prof info about X.
6. Prof sends me info about X.
7. Prof has now been Helpful.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Apparently I am not now required to meet the QAAACUK team next week. I shall have to sit in my office making duck noises instead.
Very niche UKHE problem: can anybody else not see the web address qaa.ac.uk without their brain making duck noises?
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
33°C this morning. It is 0°C outside. And we wonder why our utilities bills are so high.
In "mind you, sometimes the sector doesn't help itself" news, I cam in to find my office at over 30°C because the underfloor heating has malfunctioned again.

I look forward to the annual conversation with Estates about form 27b/6.
a group of men wearing red hats and jackets are standing next to each other and smiling .
Alt: Do you have a 27b/6?
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Today's batshit wikipedia paragraph encountered when innocently trying to identify a chunk of local architecture:
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The City Chambers lit up without the rest of the George Square bling have a slightly forlorn look, like someone who's turned up to work in their Christmas jumper to discover that it isn't Wear Your Christmas Jumper To Work Day.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM