floyding
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floyding.bsky.social
bragging about my bullet dodging skills at the charlie kirk memorial
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Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
floyding.bsky.social
my hot take is we have absolutely over corrected on hydration
floyding.bsky.social
Lions don’t need Ben Johnson to get way too cute and call a powerfully stupid trick play
floyding.bsky.social
oh you’ve got the night ice 2.0 pillow? nice try idiot check this out
floyding.bsky.social
Beautiful date night with the wifey at Nobu Malibu! Life definitely doesn’t suck with her in it!!
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davidjroth.bsky.social
The "somebody showed me a TikTok" era of American government is going pretty much exactly how you'd expect.
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RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
floyding.bsky.social
picking up some of my movie posters from the framers today 🙏🙏🙏
floyding.bsky.social
just throw it to first!
floyding.bsky.social
don’t have a horse in this race but watching this live made my stomach hurt
cjzero.bsky.social
Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series
floyding.bsky.social
Rebecca Ferguson. . . . . I forgive you haha
floyding.bsky.social
critics are calling it “the least watchable movie of all time”
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he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu
razzball.bsky.social
Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup
Clayton Kershaw
floyding.bsky.social
I have a good friend who lives in Portland and he said he and his wife counted five black hawk helicopters circling the city at their daughter’s soccer game last night. thank you mister president.
floyding.bsky.social
me when the guy who played Neil Diamond sounded like Neil Diamond
floyding.bsky.social
my wife is into musicals so we went to see the Neil Diamond musical at the orpheum today and I had a good time! musicals are designed in a lab to not be my cup of tea but I liked this one.
floyding.bsky.social
Vikings season quickly hitting that familiar going absolutely nowhere fast vibe, feels right
floyding.bsky.social
hard to believe it’s already been three years since Kare11 sunrise used QOTSA as bumper music
floyding.bsky.social
getting harder and harder to not know who Theo Von is these days
floyding.bsky.social
forgot my sunglasses and I’m at my son’s all day soccer tournament
floyding.bsky.social
when the kids are still asleep and From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money is on pluto >>>>>>>>>>
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Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival
Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”
floyding.bsky.social
my opinion on the Minnesota Twins organization is that it is an unmitigated clown show