Fred Morlan
@flagrantstats.bsky.social
Born a natural loser - can't recall just where
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K-State's interim coach is expected to be Matthew Driscoll.
He's the man in this GIF
He's the man in this GIF
a group of basketball players are standing in a locker room and one of them has the number 5 on his jersey
Alt: Likely not his reaction tonight
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
K-State's interim coach is expected to be Matthew Driscoll.
He's the man in this GIF
He's the man in this GIF
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
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pause menus are so fucked up now
what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
pause menus are so fucked up now
what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
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Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
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if i read enough reputable secondary sources i shouldn't have to actually watch wuthering heights before leaving it 1.5 stars on letterboxd and a review that just says "wuthering YIKES"
February 15, 2026 at 10:14 AM
if i read enough reputable secondary sources i shouldn't have to actually watch wuthering heights before leaving it 1.5 stars on letterboxd and a review that just says "wuthering YIKES"
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After watching Mac McClung's 3-peat, I have an 80-to-90% serious proposal for the IOC and FIBA:
Put The Dunk Contest in the Olympics.
(It's a lot like a lot of events that are already in the Olympics!)
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
Put The Dunk Contest in the Olympics.
(It's a lot like a lot of events that are already in the Olympics!)
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
Put the Dunk Contest in the Olympics
A genuinely serious proposal for the people in charge of the Olympics—because a lot of Olympic events are actually a lot like the dunk contest! (Except for the Kia product placement.)
open.substack.com
February 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
After watching Mac McClung's 3-peat, I have an 80-to-90% serious proposal for the IOC and FIBA:
Put The Dunk Contest in the Olympics.
(It's a lot like a lot of events that are already in the Olympics!)
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
Put The Dunk Contest in the Olympics.
(It's a lot like a lot of events that are already in the Olympics!)
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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At each end of that highway that snaked through the mountains between Knoxville and Asheville, there was a little cluster of law offices to represent the folks who had car accidents on the tricky road. When the interstate opened, all but one went out of business.
I'm obsessed with this pre-interstate road map of Kentucky, Tennessee, and adjoining states
From Mapping Outside the Lines at the Newberry Library, which ended today
From Mapping Outside the Lines at the Newberry Library, which ended today
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
At each end of that highway that snaked through the mountains between Knoxville and Asheville, there was a little cluster of law offices to represent the folks who had car accidents on the tricky road. When the interstate opened, all but one went out of business.
asking clarifying questions = "playing semantics"
Tony Khan confirmed to me directly that WBD had nothing to do with Brody King being off of Dynamite this week, and noted that he was featured in a video
For those playing semantics about WBD saying they didn't affect his "upcoming bookings," they clarified they didn't affect his bookings Wednesday.
For those playing semantics about WBD saying they didn't affect his "upcoming bookings," they clarified they didn't affect his bookings Wednesday.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
asking clarifying questions = "playing semantics"
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won
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While trying to think of the word “mummy,” @edsbs.bsky.social said “you know, sand perverts”
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
While trying to think of the word “mummy,” @edsbs.bsky.social said “you know, sand perverts”
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Two people who got away with unfathomable amounts of shit for decades, and just about their only connection is: extensive friendly dealings with the, uhh, president
How did Vince McMahon not end up in the Epstein files?
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Two people who got away with unfathomable amounts of shit for decades, and just about their only connection is: extensive friendly dealings with the, uhh, president
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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Big Butch Jones Champions of Life energy
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Big Butch Jones Champions of Life energy
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The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name
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BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
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The power of Italy is so strong that even Scandinavians succumb to the allure of a misguided grand romantic gesture while in that country
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The power of Italy is so strong that even Scandinavians succumb to the allure of a misguided grand romantic gesture while in that country
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in the history of Being Down Bad, this might be the Baddest Down anybody has ever been
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
in the history of Being Down Bad, this might be the Baddest Down anybody has ever been
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
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Yôũ døńt wänņâ bę ōũt hêrę
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Yôũ døńt wänņâ bę ōũt hêrę
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Thank you, Georgia Tech, for finally responding to my open records request for your MMR contract with Legends. This information will be very useful for our readers and the general public.
Y'all even redacted the date this was signed?!? C'mon.
Y'all even redacted the date this was signed?!? C'mon.
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Thank you, Georgia Tech, for finally responding to my open records request for your MMR contract with Legends. This information will be very useful for our readers and the general public.
Y'all even redacted the date this was signed?!? C'mon.
Y'all even redacted the date this was signed?!? C'mon.
just thinking about him
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
just thinking about him