Barrel Inspector
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Chairman of the Greedo Commission
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REPORT OF
THE PRESIDENT'S COMMISSION ON THE
ASSASSINATION OF
GREEDO
LUCASFILM PRINTING OFFICE
SAN RAFAEL, CA : 1997
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. LUCAS JR., by Executive Order No. 1138 dated January 31, 1997, created this Commission to investigate the assassination on May 25, 1977, of Greedo, bounty hunter.
THE PRESIDENT'S COMMISSION ON THE
ASSASSINATION OF
GREEDO
LUCASFILM PRINTING OFFICE
SAN RAFAEL, CA : 1997
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. LUCAS JR., by Executive Order No. 1138 dated January 31, 1997, created this Commission to investigate the assassination on May 25, 1977, of Greedo, bounty hunter.
Endgame with all this posting about takesies backsies is Wizards acknowledging it (because there's realistically nothing else they can do), which would be so embarrassing for Seth Manfield, which would be really really funny
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Endgame with all this posting about takesies backsies is Wizards acknowledging it (because there's realistically nothing else they can do), which would be so embarrassing for Seth Manfield, which would be really really funny
Pre-prequels Star Wars EU kinda rocks. They got Jedi with families (none of this baby-snatching business from episode 1) and Jedi with colorful armor and pauldrons
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Pre-prequels Star Wars EU kinda rocks. They got Jedi with families (none of this baby-snatching business from episode 1) and Jedi with colorful armor and pauldrons
Kreia is always up to some dumbass bullshit man
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Kreia is always up to some dumbass bullshit man
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Alright Bugs the car is out of gas, how are we gonna get out of this one? Oh, man cmon Bugs you don’t have to do all that. Put that lipstick away. Bugs, seriously, there are other solutions to problems besides…. Man where were did you even keep that outfit that’s a whole ass maids outfit Bugs
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Alright Bugs the car is out of gas, how are we gonna get out of this one? Oh, man cmon Bugs you don’t have to do all that. Put that lipstick away. Bugs, seriously, there are other solutions to problems besides…. Man where were did you even keep that outfit that’s a whole ass maids outfit Bugs
I will admit to being made more curious about Avatar TLA after the Magic set released. I watched an episode like 15 years ago with my college roommates because they were huge fans and it didn't do much for me, but some of the stuff depicted on the cards looks pretty cool, like these two cards.
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I will admit to being made more curious about Avatar TLA after the Magic set released. I watched an episode like 15 years ago with my college roommates because they were huge fans and it didn't do much for me, but some of the stuff depicted on the cards looks pretty cool, like these two cards.
Saw the clip of the KO on Twitter; the punch that started the sequence was so slick. Also the ref for this fight needs to be sent to the glue factory.
Karate Combat 58 video: Robelis Despaigne viciously knocks out Sam Alvey to win heavyweight title www.mmafighting.com/latest-news/...
Karate Combat 58 video: Robelis Despaigne viciously knocks out Sam Alvey to win heavyweight title
Robelis Despaigne knocks out Sam Alvey in the main event of Karate Combat 58 on Friday night.
www.mmafighting.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Saw the clip of the KO on Twitter; the punch that started the sequence was so slick. Also the ref for this fight needs to be sent to the glue factory.
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Shocked that Deonna Purrazzo won the Deonna Purrazzo chamionship title for achievements in the field of Deonna Purrazzo.
Deonna Purrazzo Def. Billie Starkz To Become First-Ever ROH Women's Pure Champion At ROH Final Battle
Deonna Purrazzo Def. Billie Starkz To Become First-Ever ROH Women's Pure Champion At ROH Final Battle
The first-ever ROH Women's Pure Champion was crowned at Ring of Honor's Final Battle pay-per-view. Details in the article.
www.fightful.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Shocked that Deonna Purrazzo won the Deonna Purrazzo chamionship title for achievements in the field of Deonna Purrazzo.
I love Failbetter's games and I know they're using the word "graft" in the British sense, but I'm laughing imagining a company proudly declaring their fifteen year long dedication to venality and corruption.
this is from April of this year, but it's so cheering I thought I'd repost - FBG's AI statement
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I love Failbetter's games and I know they're using the word "graft" in the British sense, but I'm laughing imagining a company proudly declaring their fifteen year long dedication to venality and corruption.
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What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
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this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
February 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
The dark side choices in KOTOR2 are leagues better than in the first game, but Obsidian makes up for it by making combat 4 billion times more frustrating and buggy than the first game
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The dark side choices in KOTOR2 are leagues better than in the first game, but Obsidian makes up for it by making combat 4 billion times more frustrating and buggy than the first game
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
Earthbending seems like a totally busted mechanic in MtG
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Earthbending seems like a totally busted mechanic in MtG
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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I Decided To Check In To This Hospital As A Patient, Because I Heard That It's Full Of Beautiful Mature Woman Nurses Who Will Let You Fuck Them Highlights
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I Decided To Check In To This Hospital As A Patient, Because I Heard That It's Full Of Beautiful Mature Woman Nurses Who Will Let You Fuck Them Highlights
Also: I was searching for the Wrapped button before I remembered I needed to update the app, and during my search the algorithm pushed this band to me
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Also: I was searching for the Wrapped button before I remembered I needed to update the app, and during my search the algorithm pushed this band to me
My Spotify Wrapped. Lol
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My Spotify Wrapped. Lol
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"you're wondering why i'm not wearing a three piece suit looking like a million dollars?
it's simple: when i got on my jet this morning and my pilot said we're heading to Indianapolis, it'd be like wearing a tuxedo to a petting zoo.
The penguins may appreciate but you dumb animals never will."
it's simple: when i got on my jet this morning and my pilot said we're heading to Indianapolis, it'd be like wearing a tuxedo to a petting zoo.
The penguins may appreciate but you dumb animals never will."
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"you're wondering why i'm not wearing a three piece suit looking like a million dollars?
it's simple: when i got on my jet this morning and my pilot said we're heading to Indianapolis, it'd be like wearing a tuxedo to a petting zoo.
The penguins may appreciate but you dumb animals never will."
it's simple: when i got on my jet this morning and my pilot said we're heading to Indianapolis, it'd be like wearing a tuxedo to a petting zoo.
The penguins may appreciate but you dumb animals never will."
I want my fucking money back @magic.wizards.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I want my fucking money back @magic.wizards.com
That genAI Charlie Kirk song has to have been a blow for the AI industry's PR right
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
That genAI Charlie Kirk song has to have been a blow for the AI industry's PR right
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the quickest way to get good in a fighting game is to listen to what people complain about and then just do that. if you start getting death threats youre doing it right
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the quickest way to get good in a fighting game is to listen to what people complain about and then just do that. if you start getting death threats youre doing it right