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Pumpkinspiced 🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 3h

babe you havent said anything about doing a run on the bank lately, are you okay?

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 3h

Not sure Red White and Black is the color combo you should be trying out today boss lol.

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 4h

If we want to defeat Susan Collins, we need to try something new. The same old tired playbook will not work.

A graphic with a quote from: “We need to try something new. I fear going with the same playbook that we’ve used before — we may fail to unseat Susan Collins again.”

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 4h

One day they'll put Bloodborne on PC so I can experience what it's like to be scared of pussy too

Erin: Dead and Loving It 🖤💀🖤 @woodaba.bsky.social · 5h

Dark Souls: "The world is trapped in an endless cycle of death that must be broken."

Dark Souls 2: "The world is trapped in an endless cycle of death that must be broken."

Bloodborne: "guys i'm so fucking scared of pussy"

Dark Souls 3: "The world is trapped in a-wait hold on what did you say"

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Erin: Dead and Loving It 🖤💀🖤 @woodaba.bsky.social · 5h

Dark Souls: "The world is trapped in an endless cycle of death that must be broken."

Dark Souls 2: "The world is trapped in an endless cycle of death that must be broken."

Bloodborne: "guys i'm so fucking scared of pussy"

Dark Souls 3: "The world is trapped in a-wait hold on what did you say"

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 4h

I know he's le epic meme guy for libs but like man, it would be nice to have anyone with authority even slightly interested in a Teddy Roosevelt style busting of trusts

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 4h

ORIGINAL THAI RED BULL (กระทิงแดง) OFFICIAL EVALUATION:

CONS:
- not carbonated

PROS:
- comes in a glass bottle so you can pretend you're drinking an alchemical tincture or something
- still tastes good

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kibbychan @kibbychan.blacksky.app · 6h

tyler the creator is getting canceled??

"tyler the creators past-"

closes tab

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 1d

brb, just updating the @xkcd.com cartoon

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 6h

also coincidentally probably her best track of the ones I've heard

Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 6h

Is Madonna in "Hung Up" the hottest a mainstream celebrity has ever been in the history of my dick

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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 9h

rest assured, this will be the third time Tron has failed to become a franchise, and we've become exceedingly efficient at it

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Kevin @avalanchestyle.bsky.social · 7h

Would respect it if the whole column was just describing how disgusting her knife is. "Rats scurry away as I pick up my bread knife. Decades-old crumbs fall from its rusty blade. I spend a week in the hospital every month"

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 7h

I don't think you have to wash after every use if all you're doing is cutting bread, but you do have to wash it eventually. Like this is crazy right

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

I never wash our bread knife – and I won’t let the internet shame me into changing my ways | Emma Beddington

Apparently the mostly British habit of not cleaning your bread knife after use is ‘gross’ and unhygienic. If that’s true, then call me disgusting, writes Emma Beddington

www.theguardian.com

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 1d

"everyone is mad at me and that's good" is one of the most poisonous inventions of the social media era

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

I never wash our bread knife – and I won’t let the internet shame me into changing my ways | Emma Beddington

Apparently the mostly British habit of not cleaning your bread knife after use is ‘gross’ and unhygienic. If that’s true, then call me disgusting, writes Emma Beddington

www.theguardian.com

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 7h

I don't even really like Maximilian Dood like that but I feel like the people getting on his case for wanting to honor Itagaki "despite" not liking DOA are very delusional

Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 8h

Saw someone on here say, apparently sincerely, that the D&D 5e Monster Manual is like what if the Silmarillion and the Turner Diaries had a baby.

Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 8h

Update: the year long targeted harassment campaign perpetrated by this delusional former world champion ended in the death of the chess guy I like.

Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · Nov 17

got back into watching chess stuff on youtube and my favorite chessman is currently fighting off cheating allegations from a former world champion who most people seem to agree is losing his mind

Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 9h

They're all over the place here in Thailand. I've been in a couple and the degree to which they completely blow away any Tesla I've ever gotten into is pretty astonishing

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10h

BYD answers the question: “what if Tesla was a car company?”

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 9h

SITUATION A:
Buddy hands you 60 bucks. You go "whoa dude that's way too much but I appreciate you remembering" and hand him back 40.

SITUATION B:
Buddy hands you ONE CENT. You ask him if he's fucking with you because why even bother at that point, he's TWO ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE OFF!!!

Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 9h

17M is almost TWO WHOLE ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE off the right answer. Imagine your buddy owes you 20 bucks for something dumb. You both forget because it's 20 bucks who gives a shit. A year later he wants to pay you back, can't remember exactly how much, but him handing you money prompts your memory.

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 10h

The host asks the two contestants to guess the population of Brazil, Guy A guesses SEVENTEEN (17) MILLION, Chick B guesses 600 million. The answer is 212 million, so Guy A wins. But that FUCKING SUCKS! Even if it's numerically closer, 17M feels like a MUCH worse guess than 600M.

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Diddyblud Ahh!!! Real Media @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 10h

Listening to a YouTube short while I heat up dinner and malding at the stupid TikTok trivia game show with zero stakes

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elizabeth 🫡 @posting.bsky.social · 10h

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nostikvvvibes.bsky.social @nostikvvvibes.bsky.social · 11h

If I see someone debating the personhood of the monsters in the d&d monster manual I just assume they want to fuck all the monsters.

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