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Chairman of the Greedo Commission
Was it this colorful after the prequels standardized the brown robes and volcel pledge
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The virgin Steven Crowder vs the chad Bugs Bunny
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Also it must be said - I am zero percent more likely to purchase any Magic product or spend any more money on their digital platforms. Any benefit from this advertisement would be reaped entirely by Nickelodeon (and to be real, I would be pirating the shit anyway anyway)
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
That said the show also appears to have some really stupid annoying shit in it too. If these are two phrases that were memetic enough to get made into cards that does not bode well for my enjoyment
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
#refgenocide includes refs who let one fighter take nearly a minute of unanswered strikes for no reason
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The balancing factor of animating your lands is that even though they're now creatures without a real opportunity cost, they also are more vulnerable due to being targetable by more effects, so you're risking losing your lands if your opponent has removal. But Earthbending just says "nah nevermind"
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM