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@fauxpar.se
Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep.
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
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who called it a cloaca and not a galah opening
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 AM
who called it a cloaca and not a galah opening
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someone already made the Bad Bunny album cover on Animal Crossing
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
someone already made the Bad Bunny album cover on Animal Crossing
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The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
fuck discord I’m going back to a dial-up bbs in my friend’s closet
fuck discord im going back to ICQ
fuck discord i’m going back to the club penguin forums
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
fuck discord I’m going back to a dial-up bbs in my friend’s closet
It gets better: because the show is set in a theatre, there is a third fourth wall, between a muppet on stage and a muppet in the audience. The best part is that most of the wall-breaks happen “backstage”…
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
It gets better: because the show is set in a theatre, there is a third fourth wall, between a muppet on stage and a muppet in the audience. The best part is that most of the wall-breaks happen “backstage”…
this photo is probably the most accurate depiction of the coalition government ever released
This is the business practice known as what?
a. Circling back
b. Putting it in the pipeline
c. Rawdogging
d. Grabbing the low hanging fruit
a. Circling back
b. Putting it in the pipeline
c. Rawdogging
d. Grabbing the low hanging fruit
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
this photo is probably the most accurate depiction of the coalition government ever released
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There is an even sadder six-word story.
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
There is an even sadder six-word story.
This is actually extremely gracious, as now any commentator who laughs on-mic can plausibly claim they are just pronouncing her name in strict accordance with her wishes.
The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This is actually extremely gracious, as now any commentator who laughs on-mic can plausibly claim they are just pronouncing her name in strict accordance with her wishes.
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Chi Lewis-Parry furiously skimming the BONE TEMPLE dialogue with a highlighter and going "what the fuck"
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Chi Lewis-Parry furiously skimming the BONE TEMPLE dialogue with a highlighter and going "what the fuck"
cursed croquembouche
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
cursed croquembouche
if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in-a your window-oh-oh
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 AM
if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in-a your window-oh-oh
one of the things I loved about The Martian (the book) was how careful the science was. I haven’t read Project Hail Mary but I just saw the trailer and there’s a computer screen warning of “excessive centrifugal force” so I’m a bit 🤔
January 31, 2026 at 7:51 AM
one of the things I loved about The Martian (the book) was how careful the science was. I haven’t read Project Hail Mary but I just saw the trailer and there’s a computer screen warning of “excessive centrifugal force” so I’m a bit 🤔
shirley “the bone” temple
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 AM
shirley “the bone” temple
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
A Shitpost Named Desire
Full Metal Shitposts
A few good shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 AM
A Shitpost Named Desire
you gotta be careful how you ask someone if they wanna go to the bone temple. good luck out there everyone
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 AM
you gotta be careful how you ask someone if they wanna go to the bone temple. good luck out there everyone
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This is so well written. 💔
I know I’ve made it because everyone at the corner dairy calls me “dear”, even the men
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I know I’ve made it because everyone at the corner dairy calls me “dear”, even the men
okay yes: 1 like = 1 thing I like about movies
1 Like = 1 Thing I Like About Movies
As if anyone cares but yeah...
As if anyone cares but yeah...
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
okay yes: 1 like = 1 thing I like about movies
look I know that seeing ads is the price I pay for a lot of my interactions with the internet but can ads at least come with a button I can click to say “yes I know about this, I bought it two weeks ago when you showed me, it’s a good idea, the ads worked, can I have a little rest please”
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
look I know that seeing ads is the price I pay for a lot of my interactions with the internet but can ads at least come with a button I can click to say “yes I know about this, I bought it two weeks ago when you showed me, it’s a good idea, the ads worked, can I have a little rest please”
fox news
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 AM
fox news
how much of Big Night (1996) can I get away with counting as a single scene?
Name your fav dinner scene
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 AM
how much of Big Night (1996) can I get away with counting as a single scene?
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Let's remember Judith Collins for that time Danyl performed the Voight-Kampff test on her to prove it was actually her running her Twitter account.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Let's remember Judith Collins for that time Danyl performed the Voight-Kampff test on her to prove it was actually her running her Twitter account.