Scott🔒
@fatguyonabike.org
Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
So how much cursing do I do @profanity.accountant ?
Inquiring minds want to know. Ok, an inquiring mind...
Inquiring minds want to know. Ok, an inquiring mind...
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So how much cursing do I do @profanity.accountant ?
Inquiring minds want to know. Ok, an inquiring mind...
Inquiring minds want to know. Ok, an inquiring mind...
Chicken tika masala was invented by a Bangladeshi chef in Glasgow who was ticked off about a customer complaining the chicken tika was overly dry, so he literally mixed in a can of Campbell's Soup and some extras and invented a hit.
So Iron Bru is the correct drink to serve with it?
So Iron Bru is the correct drink to serve with it?
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November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Chicken tika masala was invented by a Bangladeshi chef in Glasgow who was ticked off about a customer complaining the chicken tika was overly dry, so he literally mixed in a can of Campbell's Soup and some extras and invented a hit.
So Iron Bru is the correct drink to serve with it?
So Iron Bru is the correct drink to serve with it?
Just when you thought the week had spun out of control as much as possible, it just gets worse and worse. As if work and kid stress wasn't enough, you add financial bs and baby daddy drama to do a Cleveland Steamer on your life truly.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just when you thought the week had spun out of control as much as possible, it just gets worse and worse. As if work and kid stress wasn't enough, you add financial bs and baby daddy drama to do a Cleveland Steamer on your life truly.
Congratulations to Adoph Hitler for winning his fifth election as a counselor and continuing his political activism.
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Adolf Hitler wins fifth term of office in Ompundja, Namibia
Adolf Hitler Uunona is well-aware of why he gets media attention abroad and is always ready to denounce his Nazi namesake.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Congratulations to Adoph Hitler for winning his fifth election as a counselor and continuing his political activism.
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Confession Time:
I'm watching The Sandlot for the first time. I can see why so many people love this movie.
I'm watching The Sandlot for the first time. I can see why so many people love this movie.
a woman in a red dress and white sunglasses is sitting by a pool .
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November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Confession Time:
I'm watching The Sandlot for the first time. I can see why so many people love this movie.
I'm watching The Sandlot for the first time. I can see why so many people love this movie.
Poland is upgrading their Navy by buying a bunch of Saabs for Zł 10.000.000.000,00.
Just let that very real sentence write the jokes itself. Really though, it does make sense since the Saab are literally specifically built for sailing in the Baltic.
Also, I legit miss Saabs. They were underrated.
Just let that very real sentence write the jokes itself. Really though, it does make sense since the Saab are literally specifically built for sailing in the Baltic.
Also, I legit miss Saabs. They were underrated.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Poland is upgrading their Navy by buying a bunch of Saabs for Zł 10.000.000.000,00.
Just let that very real sentence write the jokes itself. Really though, it does make sense since the Saab are literally specifically built for sailing in the Baltic.
Also, I legit miss Saabs. They were underrated.
Just let that very real sentence write the jokes itself. Really though, it does make sense since the Saab are literally specifically built for sailing in the Baltic.
Also, I legit miss Saabs. They were underrated.
Wow, who could have possibly suspected that the people who have zero training in how to do law enforcement got killed doing law enforcement?
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wow, who could have possibly suspected that the people who have zero training in how to do law enforcement got killed doing law enforcement?
Has there ever been a photo of Cashapp where he doesn't look absolutely coked out of his gourde?
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Has there ever been a photo of Cashapp where he doesn't look absolutely coked out of his gourde?
Totally this. When Nvidia shits the bed, and it's coming, it's going to send shockwaves around the economy as a whole. Though, personally, I really look forward to when they do a deep dive on Tesla which will make Enron truly look like a mature hour.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Totally this. When Nvidia shits the bed, and it's coming, it's going to send shockwaves around the economy as a whole. Though, personally, I really look forward to when they do a deep dive on Tesla which will make Enron truly look like a mature hour.
You're an addict Charlie Brown, and this is an intervention because we love you.
No, Charlie Brown, I Expect You To Die
You Only Live Twice, Charlie Brown
You Only Live Twice, Charlie Brown
Squint into the grandeur, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You're an addict Charlie Brown, and this is an intervention because we love you.
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Not only where I'm from but they were my literal neighbors. It was a racist cesspool of hate, drugs, and crime.
Not only where I'm from but they were my literal neighbors. It was a racist cesspool of hate, drugs, and crime.
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Not only where I'm from but they were my literal neighbors. It was a racist cesspool of hate, drugs, and crime.
Not only where I'm from but they were my literal neighbors. It was a racist cesspool of hate, drugs, and crime.
Well, the girls would turn the color of the avocado, when he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Well, the girls would turn the color of the avocado, when he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado.
I've got friends from Denmark. Why did they not tell me of this abomination. Wait, the Euro market in town sells Dr Oetker products. Hmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I've got friends from Denmark. Why did they not tell me of this abomination. Wait, the Euro market in town sells Dr Oetker products. Hmmmmmm
That feeling of when you do a subskeet and a person who you admire and respect because they're a legit expert in the field likes your post.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That feeling of when you do a subskeet and a person who you admire and respect because they're a legit expert in the field likes your post.
It's pretty amazing how fast an organization can really be turned around by a new CEO.
<don't assume this is in any way positive>
<don't assume this is in any way positive>
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November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's pretty amazing how fast an organization can really be turned around by a new CEO.
<don't assume this is in any way positive>
<don't assume this is in any way positive>
This is horrific. Nobody should even joke about, much less in reality have to go to Dothan.
they're going to make ten thousand haitians go watch their team play in dothan alabama
President Trump has repeatedly threatened to pull the World Cup from Democrat-run cities—adding controversy to what should be a boost to tourism.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is horrific. Nobody should even joke about, much less in reality have to go to Dothan.
The loud noise you may hear is the people of the Houston area screaming with joy. I can't stress how freaking beloved Mattress Mack is.
He and his wife were clients of mine years ago and they are some of the kindest and warmest people I've ever done business with.
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He and his wife were clients of mine years ago and they are some of the kindest and warmest people I've ever done business with.
deadline.com/2025/11/matt...
‘Mattress Mack’: Billy Magnussen, Dianna Agron, Darby Lee-Stack & Rob Corddry To Star In Feature Based On Life Of Texas Entrepreneur & Philanthropist Jim McIngvale
Billy Magnussen will star in Mattress Mack, about Jim McIngvale, the philanthropist and owner and operator of the Gallery Furniture chain in Houston.
deadline.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The loud noise you may hear is the people of the Houston area screaming with joy. I can't stress how freaking beloved Mattress Mack is.
He and his wife were clients of mine years ago and they are some of the kindest and warmest people I've ever done business with.
deadline.com/2025/11/matt...
He and his wife were clients of mine years ago and they are some of the kindest and warmest people I've ever done business with.
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Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
I wonder, is the game realistic or is there a way to make it profitable, rewarding, and give you spare time to enjoy life.
Tabletop Game Shop Simulator was released with "Very Positive" reviews on Steam!
"Run your own tabletop game shop! Stock shelves, glue & paint minis, battle customers on game night…."
Looking for creators interested in trying it out! Reply here if interested!
"Run your own tabletop game shop! Stock shelves, glue & paint minis, battle customers on game night…."
Looking for creators interested in trying it out! Reply here if interested!
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wonder, is the game realistic or is there a way to make it profitable, rewarding, and give you spare time to enjoy life.
Jesus Christ, if you visit San Antonio...just do NOT jump in the river. Holy crap, this lady has to be sick.
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'My skin started crawling': Woman stuns by taking dip in S.A. River Walk water
Let jumping into the San Antonio River remain an intrusive thought.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jesus Christ, if you visit San Antonio...just do NOT jump in the river. Holy crap, this lady has to be sick.
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Someone microwaved what I am assuming is rotten hardboiled eggs stuffed into a sock someone found down by the river.
At least that is what it smells like.
At least that is what it smells like.
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Someone microwaved what I am assuming is rotten hardboiled eggs stuffed into a sock someone found down by the river.
At least that is what it smells like.
At least that is what it smells like.
Great advice. Coffee grounds really do work well for basing material.
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Great advice. Coffee grounds really do work well for basing material.
Ordered something on Monday. Knock on my door last night, it was one of my neighbors. Turns out, I'd unkowingly bought from their store. They just walked it over and saved on the shipping.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ordered something on Monday. Knock on my door last night, it was one of my neighbors. Turns out, I'd unkowingly bought from their store. They just walked it over and saved on the shipping.
Happy 250th birthday to all the 13B out there. As my friend said, it's not 13 Bravo, it's 13 Boy I Did Better On My ASVAB Math Than I Thought But Not Good Enough.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Happy 250th birthday to all the 13B out there. As my friend said, it's not 13 Bravo, it's 13 Boy I Did Better On My ASVAB Math Than I Thought But Not Good Enough.
Exec: Hey, I've got a great idea
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Exec: Hey, I've got a great idea
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>