Scott🔒
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Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf. Profoundly sardonic. Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history. "And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
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Not a fan of the death penalty, but, the person who deliberately interrupts you while you are working on a project, have your headphones on at your desk, and are clearly in the zone really has me examining my views.
a man is holding a cross in his hand in a dark room
Alt: a man is holding a cross in his hand in a dark room
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Holy crap this is awesome.
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Written by the English
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It's the thing you get used to living in Texas, but don't see nearly as often elsewhere...everything, including steak and Scrub Daddy's being the shape of your state.
A steak from Texas grocery chain HEB that has been cut in the shape of the State of Texas A box containing a Scrub Daddy sponge in the shape of the State of Texas
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Damn, that Etsy witch has been a busy woman.
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Holy shit, anyone with experience in the military will tell you this is sooooo bad and amateurish. You don't have someone just charge in, you move as a group.
That stuff leads people to being reactive and way more violent because of the lack of planning. They love making it worse though.
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ICE GOONS vs East Side Chicago
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Lord, I miss having a vast storehouse of previous marketing pieces and mailers at my fingertips. Starting every marketing project out, no matter how small or big, with a blank sheet totaly sucks. Past projects can help refine what worked and what didn't.
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Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this
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The translated version, yes, in cuneiform. The orginal was an oral tradition of a series of grunts, chest thumps, and clapping of hands.
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Maya Angelou is wildly overrated.
When I taught middle school, I put up poems written by our kids next to hers and almost nobody could tell the difference with any accuracy.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Well, he was the best of writers, the worst of writers.
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Once again, please use alt text. Let everyone enjoy art.
#PortfolioDay
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Sounds like someone needs 15 jigawatts of motivation.
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Plus, they're pretty good about getting the place names correct which is pretty rare. Central Texas is such a mishmash or weird Czech, German, Mexican, and Native American names people rarely get them right.
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This is what is known in the technicalogical fields as a whoopsi.
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Just watched the episode. Really good stuff. Seriously one of the best ways of explaining parallax without actually calling it parallax or getting overly technical.
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And you just know their parents will complain about having to work from home for that insane amount of time and not be able to go into work because they could be contagious.
Oh wait, that won't bother them. They're the kind of people that would go in anyway.
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You know they flat out spent thousands of hours debating this.
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Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV

It's their 'vibrant new identity'
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I'm giving away those booster packs as well. Kids freaking love those.
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I feel like it's a low effort costume year. I'll just put an emdash on my costume and see who can figure out it's a chatGPT generated costume.
a man wearing a blue hat and a white shirt says " get out of here "
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