Scott🔒
@fatguyonabike.org
Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Shit, this is so spot on.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Shit, this is so spot on.
Since it's free, I finally got around to watching the last Mission Impossible movie. I'm only 45 minutes into it and dear lord is it painful to watch.
January 17, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Since it's free, I finally got around to watching the last Mission Impossible movie. I'm only 45 minutes into it and dear lord is it painful to watch.
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I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
Holy shit, this is legit an amazing cover and really brings a lot to the song.
www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Holy shit, this is legit an amazing cover and really brings a lot to the song.
www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
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I just got to Google "where can I rent a t-shirt cannon locally" for work.
Holy shit today is awesome.
Holy shit today is awesome.
Like, I can't believe how well today has gone so far. I still have an hour but holy crap. This is the best day I've had in a very VERY long time. Marketing stuff worked out. Software Dev project is going really well.
Wow, today has NOT gone as expected...but in a good way, maybe.
January 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I just got to Google "where can I rent a t-shirt cannon locally" for work.
Holy shit today is awesome.
Holy shit today is awesome.
Not every technological advancement makes things better. For example...
January 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Not every technological advancement makes things better. For example...
Like, I can't believe how well today has gone so far. I still have an hour but holy crap. This is the best day I've had in a very VERY long time. Marketing stuff worked out. Software Dev project is going really well.
Wow, today has NOT gone as expected...but in a good way, maybe.
a woman says fingers crossed and toes too in a gif
ALT: a woman says fingers crossed and toes too in a gif
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Like, I can't believe how well today has gone so far. I still have an hour but holy crap. This is the best day I've had in a very VERY long time. Marketing stuff worked out. Software Dev project is going really well.
$5 says they're busy trying to figure out how to do a Crystal Nacht against Somali businesses but even they are afraid of how blatantly Nazi that is. They have to be workshopping names for it.
The president is all-but encouraging pogroms against specific Somali-owned businesses, on the grounds that they serve customers who pay in food stamps (much like countless Walmarts in heavily Republican rural areas)
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
$5 says they're busy trying to figure out how to do a Crystal Nacht against Somali businesses but even they are afraid of how blatantly Nazi that is. They have to be workshopping names for it.
Wow, today has NOT gone as expected...but in a good way, maybe.
a woman says fingers crossed and toes too in a gif
ALT: a woman says fingers crossed and toes too in a gif
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Wow, today has NOT gone as expected...but in a good way, maybe.
Why am I suddenly reminded of my fraternity house.
Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road
I feel itchy…
I feel itchy…
Watch: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road - UPI.com
A recovery crew was summoned to an Irish road when a truck carrying up to 15,000 crabs crashed into a ditch and set the crustaceans free.
www.upi.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Why am I suddenly reminded of my fraternity house.
Republicans: We don't need gun control, it's strictly a mental health issue. Address that and the problem goes away.
Same Republicans: So you know those $2,000,000,000 in mental health grants we said we'd give you? Well...
www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...
Same Republicans: So you know those $2,000,000,000 in mental health grants we said we'd give you? Well...
www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...
Trump administration sends letter wiping out addiction, mental health grants
The Trump administration sent hundreds of letters Tuesday terminating federal grants supporting mental health and drug addiction services. The cuts could total as much as $2 billion.
www.npr.org
January 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Republicans: We don't need gun control, it's strictly a mental health issue. Address that and the problem goes away.
Same Republicans: So you know those $2,000,000,000 in mental health grants we said we'd give you? Well...
www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...
Same Republicans: So you know those $2,000,000,000 in mental health grants we said we'd give you? Well...
www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...
I love working with nonprofits.
A: Hi, we want to raise $50k in a golf tournament, you are a vendor who does that. How much to help us?
B: Sure, we do that. It'll be $40k fee for us to manage it and another $10k for the golf course. This doesn't include prize support...you have to do that.
A: Hi, we want to raise $50k in a golf tournament, you are a vendor who does that. How much to help us?
B: Sure, we do that. It'll be $40k fee for us to manage it and another $10k for the golf course. This doesn't include prize support...you have to do that.
a man wearing a harley davidson shirt says this
ALT: a man wearing a harley davidson shirt says this
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I love working with nonprofits.
A: Hi, we want to raise $50k in a golf tournament, you are a vendor who does that. How much to help us?
B: Sure, we do that. It'll be $40k fee for us to manage it and another $10k for the golf course. This doesn't include prize support...you have to do that.
A: Hi, we want to raise $50k in a golf tournament, you are a vendor who does that. How much to help us?
B: Sure, we do that. It'll be $40k fee for us to manage it and another $10k for the golf course. This doesn't include prize support...you have to do that.
Poor Falkor, the bastards got ahold of poor Falkor and look what they did to him.
January 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Poor Falkor, the bastards got ahold of poor Falkor and look what they did to him.
Step 1: Buy a gun
Step 2: Rob places and people
Step 3: Pay off your bills
Step 4: Build an empire selling your method that rivals Dave Ramsey
Step 2: Rob places and people
Step 3: Pay off your bills
Step 4: Build an empire selling your method that rivals Dave Ramsey
Column: There are several ways to tackle credit card debt. Here are some ideas.
Column | You don’t need Trump to cap your credit card interest. Just use this script.
You may have more power than you think to challenge your high interest rate, particularly if you have a strong credit score and payment history.
wapo.st
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Step 1: Buy a gun
Step 2: Rob places and people
Step 3: Pay off your bills
Step 4: Build an empire selling your method that rivals Dave Ramsey
Step 2: Rob places and people
Step 3: Pay off your bills
Step 4: Build an empire selling your method that rivals Dave Ramsey
$20 says that any "internal bleeding" is at best a bruise (which is technically internal bleeding) and another ICE agent was the one that punched TF outta him afterwards because they knew he'd need an excuse.
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
$20 says that any "internal bleeding" is at best a bruise (which is technically internal bleeding) and another ICE agent was the one that punched TF outta him afterwards because they knew he'd need an excuse.
How is this not political? Eyewear is in direct opposition to deeply held Christian Science beliefs that prayer fixes things like vision.
Why does Lubbock hate Christians?
Why does Lubbock hate Christians?
Lubbock city officials say they don't have an exact date for the crosswalk art's removal.
Rainbow crosswalks gone, but Buddy Holly crosswalk remains—for now
Lubbock city officials say they don't have an exact date for the crosswalk art's removal.
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
How is this not political? Eyewear is in direct opposition to deeply held Christian Science beliefs that prayer fixes things like vision.
Why does Lubbock hate Christians?
Why does Lubbock hate Christians?
Today's Design Challenge:
Find a stock photo for a pickleball tournament flyer that has something but middle-aged WASPs.
Find a stock photo for a pickleball tournament flyer that has something but middle-aged WASPs.
a woman in a blue dress says expert level in front of a pinkvilla banner
ALT: a woman in a blue dress says expert level in front of a pinkvilla banner
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Today's Design Challenge:
Find a stock photo for a pickleball tournament flyer that has something but middle-aged WASPs.
Find a stock photo for a pickleball tournament flyer that has something but middle-aged WASPs.
It's always awesome when you go into a meeting and literally nobody there knows what the meeting is for. What's even better? Nobody knowing who is supposed to lead the meeting or who called it.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It's always awesome when you go into a meeting and literally nobody there knows what the meeting is for. What's even better? Nobody knowing who is supposed to lead the meeting or who called it.
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“If you put the Apple icons in reverse it looks like the portfolio of someone getting really really good at icon design”
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
“If you put the Apple icons in reverse it looks like the portfolio of someone getting really really good at icon design”
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
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What's your #ChildhoodCinema?
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
What's your #ChildhoodCinema?
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
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A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
How a St. Louis cartoonist replaced 'Dilbert' in the Washington Post
"Heart of the City" replaced "Dilbert" in the Washington Post.
www.stlpr.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
The most true things ever said on this site.
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The most true things ever said on this site.