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Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Fortunately, Star Wars fandom is highly regarded and well known for being tolerant and not a bunch of reactionary and not stereotypical neckbeard basement dwellers who revel in being the most toxic group of people out there.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Empanadas are like blowjobs, even the ones that are bad are still pretty damn good.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Should have unfollowed 88 people. Then it would have been sublime. Still...
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November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The 13th is a demi-brigade, hence the 13th DBLE designation...it's not like she's a journalist.
Really though, how fucking crazy is she?! Jesus. This is truly unhinged. She probably thinks it's true.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Dino Riders having Firefox (Clint Eastwood, not the browser) is a nice touch.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We shot them all.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Because pulled pork bbq is illegal in most of Texas. We've got cows, not pigs. We even have beef pepperoni.
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Exactly, and FIFA is very highly regarded for their ethics, honesty, and financial transparency.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Try to show off on a date, take her there, and insist on ordering in perfect German like people do at Franch or Spanish restaurants.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM