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Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Totally this. When Nvidia shits the bed, and it's coming, it's going to send shockwaves around the economy as a whole. Though, personally, I really look forward to when they do a deep dive on Tesla which will make Enron truly look like a mature hour.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You're an addict Charlie Brown, and this is an intervention because we love you.
No, Charlie Brown, I Expect You To Die

You Only Live Twice, Charlie Brown
Squint into the grandeur, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Not only where I'm from but they were my literal neighbors. It was a racist cesspool of hate, drugs, and crime.
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well, the girls would turn the color of the avocado, when he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I've got friends from Denmark. Why did they not tell me of this abomination. Wait, the Euro market in town sells Dr Oetker products. Hmmmmmm
Reminds me of this from Copenhagen
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That feeling of when you do a subskeet and a person who you admire and respect because they're a legit expert in the field likes your post.
a man in a suit is holding a book that says sublime
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November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's pretty amazing how fast an organization can really be turned around by a new CEO.
<don't assume this is in any way positive>
a man with long hair and a hat says " we 're going to perish in this godless land "
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November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is horrific. Nobody should even joke about, much less in reality have to go to Dothan.
they're going to make ten thousand haitians go watch their team play in dothan alabama
President Trump has repeatedly threatened to pull the World Cup from Democrat-run cities—adding controversy to what should be a boost to tourism.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The loud noise you may hear is the people of the Houston area screaming with joy. I can't stress how freaking beloved Mattress Mack is.
He and his wife were clients of mine years ago and they are some of the kindest and warmest people I've ever done business with.
deadline.com/2025/11/matt...
‘Mattress Mack’: Billy Magnussen, Dianna Agron, Darby Lee-Stack & Rob Corddry To Star In Feature Based On Life Of Texas Entrepreneur & Philanthropist Jim McIngvale
Billy Magnussen will star in Mattress Mack, about Jim McIngvale, the philanthropist and owner and operator of the Gallery Furniture chain in Houston.
deadline.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I wonder, is the game realistic or is there a way to make it profitable, rewarding, and give you spare time to enjoy life.
Tabletop Game Shop Simulator was released with "Very Positive" reviews on Steam!

"Run your own tabletop game shop! Stock shelves, glue & paint minis, battle customers on game night…."

Looking for creators interested in trying it out! Reply here if interested!
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jesus Christ, if you visit San Antonio...just do NOT jump in the river. Holy crap, this lady has to be sick.

www.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/ar...
'My skin started crawling': Woman stuns by taking dip in S.A. River Walk water
Let jumping into the San Antonio River remain an intrusive thought.
www.mysanantonio.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Someone microwaved what I am assuming is rotten hardboiled eggs stuffed into a sock someone found down by the river.

At least that is what it smells like.
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ordered something on Monday. Knock on my door last night, it was one of my neighbors. Turns out, I'd unkowingly bought from their store. They just walked it over and saved on the shipping.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Happy 250th birthday to all the 13B out there. As my friend said, it's not 13 Bravo, it's 13 Boy I Did Better On My ASVAB Math Than I Thought But Not Good Enough.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Exec: Hey, I've got a great idea
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know I'm exhausted. I could doze off and I just realized I'm on my 3rd energy drink.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I was at work yesterday talking about this and had to explain AIDS denialism and how common it was in the 80s. The two 20ish people couldn't believe that people basically doubted AIDS existed or that it was a lie. Mind you, they also didn't get how it was an absolute death sentence, so...progress?
These people remind me a LOT of the AIDS denialists in the 80s. The ones that insisted AIDS didn't actually exist and that you could just ignore it and take some vitamins.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Holy shit, this is an amazing performance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Kl...
Pulp: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Hey, friends. Bills are kicking my ass right now. If you happen to need any editing done on projects under 15000 words, let me know. I'd be happy to help out.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don't get why making friends as an adult male is so hard. It's easy.
Your wife makes friends and you're by default the friend of her friend's husband. Unless they're a total asshat, you'll manage to find something.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Occasionally, good news does occur.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The billionaires cut down the giving tree and are trying to sell the stump back to us.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM