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my job is just beach.
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gonna do a 2025 book thread!

this will be things i'm reading for pleasure, not for work. i imagine i'll update with a new book when i've finished or DNF'd. feel free to mute if this sort of thing bores you.
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Your Party conference:
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
lmao i guess zarah sultana just took her experiences of organising within the nus as a blueprint for how politics should operate, rather than learning the lesson that toxic factionalism is bad, actually
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
how are all the other your party name options worse than your party. they made us wait five months for this uncooked nonsense????
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"You seem happier"

Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
tony blair becoming PM, bc apparently i have always just been a horrible little nerd who is too aware of politics (tho funnily i do not remember diana dying, guess i have never cared for the royal family)
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@iona.bsky.social i made onion soup!
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
somehow curated my timeline enough to avoid most major beef & discourse but for some absolutely curséd reason i have not curated it enough to avoid all today's posts about kier starmer shagging
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i started a course just before covid & kept going with further qualifications bc having something to focus on meant i wouldn't completely lose my fucking mind
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
we need to abolish the family simply so i stop having to feel Weird about having such poor relations with my own.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
buffy spin-off sequel where cordelia finally gets her autism diagnosis
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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This is a really interesting article about a horrifying distortion of sign language happening in the UK, and which its creators are now trying to export to other countries and their sign languages

Learn actual sign languages from Deaf people, not from hearing people making their own weird versions!
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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As the partner of an immigrant, this is very close to my heart. The pathways into this country have always been inhumane, but these proposed changes make them more so, relying on subjective, vague, and - frankly - Victorian notions such as 'character'. If you've got a minute, could you have a go?
For those of you in the UK, especially if you are a UK citizen, can you please take part in the consultation on changes to Indefinite Leave to Remain (Settlement) that were just proposed by the UK government. We need as many people as possible to reject these proposals. www.gov.uk/government/c...
Earned settlement
The government is consulting on how the current settlement system should be reformed and how those reforms should be implemented.
www.gov.uk
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
man shabana mahmood is just straight up fucking evil, isn't she? i mean, every home sec is but she's just embracing it with absolute nauseating glee
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
we live near student accommodation & it's generally pretty quiet, but tonight is, i think, the noisiest night we've experienced bc all the kids are out frolicing in the snow. it's sweet
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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One of the things that the “immigration debate” in the UK really reveals is how little people actually know about how other people live. So much of immigration policy fails to work, even on its own terms, because it’s trying to solve problems that mostly exist in peoples heads
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
compulsory "it's snowing" post
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
an artist i follow on instagram has been vagueposting on stories about her recent breakup & it feels like such a throwback to a kind of social media that no longer exists for me
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Well we said Black and Asian home secretaries are used as a shield to implement racist policies a white man couldn’t get away with and there’s no starker example than this. The worst kind of identity politics.
Shabana Mahmood asks MPs to stop mentioning Tommy Robinson's name (in relation to his support for her policies) as "he doesn't even think I am English. I find that offensive."
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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with every passing day, i more & more deeply regret not kicking starmer in the shins when i met him at a work thing the once
August 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
person sat next to the mic in the interview i am currently transcribing is just loudly munching biscuits and. just. no. i am not getting paid anywhere near enough to get my misophonia triggered like this lmao
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM