Neurodivergent & raising two awesome ND kids (Sprout & Leaf). Bisexual 🌈 she/her.
NorCal with WNY roots.
Day job: ops/procurement + customer support mgr.
Personally I like getting replies to my posts so I reply to timeline posts a lot. I'm just being a friendly nerd
If I'm replying to you too much please just tell me to knock it off 😓
Me: No it needs to stay in the freezer and the-
(Interrupts)
Me: hold on. Pumpkin needs to stay in the freezer. Pie CRUST for the apple stays in the fridge
H: Okay. Wait. Why two pies?
Me: Remember how you always say 'whatever makes you happy'?
Me: No it needs to stay in the freezer and the-
(Interrupts)
Me: hold on. Pumpkin needs to stay in the freezer. Pie CRUST for the apple stays in the fridge
H: Okay. Wait. Why two pies?
Me: Remember how you always say 'whatever makes you happy'?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
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Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
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Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
Oh shit what's the weather going to be tomorrow? We were going to grill the chicken...
Phew 😌 overcast and 54 I can work with that
Oh shit what's the weather going to be tomorrow? We were going to grill the chicken...
Phew 😌 overcast and 54 I can work with that
A few stern reminders for Sprout, mostly at the restaurants, but overall really good
Leaf had to adjust to quite a few bedtime routine changes and she has! (I'm sure being exhausted helps lol)
A few stern reminders for Sprout, mostly at the restaurants, but overall really good
Leaf had to adjust to quite a few bedtime routine changes and she has! (I'm sure being exhausted helps lol)
It's fun but so freaking loud
We're drying off and resting for a little bit then we'll go again after an early dinner
It's fun but so freaking loud
We're drying off and resting for a little bit then we'll go again after an early dinner
I'd only have three nickels but it's not cool it's happened thrice
I'd only have three nickels but it's not cool it's happened thrice
girightshotline.org
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me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
Me (blearily): I think they are up, I hear SuperKitties
*rolls over, finds empty bed*
Me: oh. I guess you know that then
Me (blearily): I think they are up, I hear SuperKitties
*rolls over, finds empty bed*
Me: oh. I guess you know that then
I know it will be fine but right now I'd really like to be a couch potato
I know it will be fine but right now I'd really like to be a couch potato
I do need some kind of warm veggie but that casserole, bleh
I do need some kind of warm veggie but that casserole, bleh
"That's the rizzle dizzle" = That's the real deal
"In the hizzle" = in the house
This one is running rampant in my own speech right now:
Bug --> Boog
Hug --> Hoog
Slug --> Sloog
Blood (/blʌd/) --> Blood (/blud/)
"That's the rizzle dizzle" = That's the real deal
"In the hizzle" = in the house
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
"Ugh, they should be called the Las Vegas Assclowns"
"Ugh, they should be called the Las Vegas Assclowns"
The "boyfriend cardigan" is mid, kinda frumpy but cozy. But apparently I got it for$21 so I'm keeping it lol
The "boyfriend cardigan" is mid, kinda frumpy but cozy. But apparently I got it for$21 so I'm keeping it lol