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Fall-ah 🍂🍁🎃
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Nerdy gamer mom. I'm in my Stardew Valley era besties
Neurodivergent & raising two awesome ND kids (Sprout & Leaf). Bisexual 🌈 she/her.
NorCal with WNY roots.
Day job: ops/procurement + customer support mgr.
Pinned
I worry about this, legitimately.

Personally I like getting replies to my posts so I reply to timeline posts a lot. I'm just being a friendly nerd

If I'm replying to you too much please just tell me to knock it off 😓
Neurodivergently pinging the "oops, interacted with this mutual too many times, now I must Cease Entirely To Avoid Being Weird" mechanism
Husband: So the pie needs to stay in the fridge?

Me: No it needs to stay in the freezer and the-

(Interrupts)

Me: hold on. Pumpkin needs to stay in the freezer. Pie CRUST for the apple stays in the fridge

H: Okay. Wait. Why two pies?

Me: Remember how you always say 'whatever makes you happy'?
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…

“English folklore, that’s hot!”

I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops!

view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...

Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Omg, it's Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age 2, please, please, please
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me, vibing, getting back into the home routine

Oh shit what's the weather going to be tomorrow? We were going to grill the chicken...

Phew 😌 overcast and 54 I can work with that
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Last waterpark run for the kids and then we hit the road. They've had a blast
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The kids have been really good on this trip

A few stern reminders for Sprout, mostly at the restaurants, but overall really good

Leaf had to adjust to quite a few bedtime routine changes and she has! (I'm sure being exhausted helps lol)
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
We are having fun but 4 straight hours at the indoor waterpark might have been a tad too much 🙃

It's fun but so freaking loud

We're drying off and resting for a little bit then we'll go again after an early dinner
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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holiday weeks always feel so Off, this is not a Tuesday
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I had to do wound care on myself in a hotel room

I'd only have three nickels but it's not cool it's happened thrice
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Are you in the military? Are you concerned that the chain is command is fucking up and giving illegal orders? Call the GI Rights Hotline 1-877-447-4487
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November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Clearly we should let Nat set up all Smart devices, forever 😂
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
5:55AM, hotel suite

Me (blearily): I think they are up, I hear SuperKitties

*rolls over, finds empty bed*

Me: oh. I guess you know that then
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love my sprite's winter outfit in SDV
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
we're leaving on a little road trip today (just two nights) and my anxiety is high and the kids are literally bouncing off the walls 😬

I know it will be fine but right now I'd really like to be a couch potato
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ham and green bean casserole can GET OUTTA HERE

I do need some kind of warm veggie but that casserole, bleh
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My husband loves ironically adding Snoop Dog "izzle" to things and it's shifted our family vernacular

"That's the rizzle dizzle" = That's the real deal

"In the hizzle" = in the house
Is anyone else's language privately degenerating (or evolving, reaching its true potential?) through a series of ironic vowel shifts?

This one is running rampant in my own speech right now:

Bug --> Boog
Hug --> Hoog
Slug --> Sloog
Blood (/blʌd/) --> Blood (/blud/)
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If there was an NFL team called the Skibidi Toilets would they focus on the flush play?
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My husband, lifelong Raiders fan

"Ugh, they should be called the Las Vegas Assclowns"
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I ordered some long sleeve tops from Torrid on clearance, tried everything on today

The "boyfriend cardigan" is mid, kinda frumpy but cozy. But apparently I got it for$21 so I'm keeping it lol
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM