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"If being a twat was a TV show, trump would be the boxed set."
-Nate White
-Nate White
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makes you wonder how much the conservatives on the court are also in a fantasy political world
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
makes you wonder how much the conservatives on the court are also in a fantasy political world
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funny thing about this is depending on the scale of the swing next year this might end being worse for republicans than striking down the maps talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court Conservatives Reinstate Texas’ Gerrymandered House Maps
The Supreme Court, in a Thursday evening order, put on hold a...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
funny thing about this is depending on the scale of the swing next year this might end being worse for republicans than striking down the maps talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...
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I’ll post pictures tomorrow, but I am giddy with excitement! I just saw the great LILY TOMLIN!!!! at the Plaza Theatre in Palm Springs Ca. She is hysterical. She is singular. She is a groundbreaker. She is lovable. She brought the house down!
FYI, I’m also playing this theater March 20 & 21st, 2026
FYI, I’m also playing this theater March 20 & 21st, 2026
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’ll post pictures tomorrow, but I am giddy with excitement! I just saw the great LILY TOMLIN!!!! at the Plaza Theatre in Palm Springs Ca. She is hysterical. She is singular. She is a groundbreaker. She is lovable. She brought the house down!
FYI, I’m also playing this theater March 20 & 21st, 2026
FYI, I’m also playing this theater March 20 & 21st, 2026
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When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
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There are too many goddamned murderers in our government.
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
There are too many goddamned murderers in our government.
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White SCOTUS judges tell black voters that racism is all in their heads.
That is literally the news today. The liberal judges dissented and basically said this was racist.
I can't wait until those conservative judges are ALL impeached. That will be a joyous day.
🧵
That is literally the news today. The liberal judges dissented and basically said this was racist.
I can't wait until those conservative judges are ALL impeached. That will be a joyous day.
🧵
Supreme Court lets Texas use gerrymandered map that could give GOP 5 more House seats
The Supreme Court has cleared the way for a Texas congressional map that may help the GOP win five more U.S. House seats in the 2026 midterms. A lower court found the map is likely unconstitutional.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
White SCOTUS judges tell black voters that racism is all in their heads.
That is literally the news today. The liberal judges dissented and basically said this was racist.
I can't wait until those conservative judges are ALL impeached. That will be a joyous day.
🧵
That is literally the news today. The liberal judges dissented and basically said this was racist.
I can't wait until those conservative judges are ALL impeached. That will be a joyous day.
🧵
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I had a joke about crude oil.
But it could use some refinement.
But it could use some refinement.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I had a joke about crude oil.
But it could use some refinement.
But it could use some refinement.
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Netflix is only buying the movie studio and HBO so there's still definitely the possibility they spin off CNN (the asset I think Trump actually cares about) to some rich wing freak like Ellison deadline.com/2025/12/netf...
Netflix Wins Bidding War For Warner Bros. Discovery, Will Start Exclusive Deal Talks
Netflix has emerged victorious with what appears to be the highest bid for Warner Bros. Discovery and the two sides are set to start exclusive talks.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Netflix is only buying the movie studio and HBO so there's still definitely the possibility they spin off CNN (the asset I think Trump actually cares about) to some rich wing freak like Ellison deadline.com/2025/12/netf...
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You know who wouldn’t be constantly falling asleep in public right now? The black lady.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You know who wouldn’t be constantly falling asleep in public right now? The black lady.
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Newsom kills it with his trolling.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Newsom kills it with his trolling.
The US Travel Association's CEO, Geoff Freeman, says #trump 's hammering tourism by creating fear around coming to the US, and we're not doing enough "to arrest that perception"
See what he did there?
See what he did there?
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The US Travel Association's CEO, Geoff Freeman, says #trump 's hammering tourism by creating fear around coming to the US, and we're not doing enough "to arrest that perception"
See what he did there?
See what he did there?
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Trump looks like he’s asleep or falling asleep in every photo for the past week. You’d think one photo he’d be alert. Right? The Sleepy Don Dictator.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Trump looks like he’s asleep or falling asleep in every photo for the past week. You’d think one photo he’d be alert. Right? The Sleepy Don Dictator.
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New Pulse webcomic page today- #598 "One Hour Limit"
You can read more here- pulse.webcomic.ws
Or support my comics and see WIPs at- patreon.com/lightfoot
You can read more here- pulse.webcomic.ws
Or support my comics and see WIPs at- patreon.com/lightfoot
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
New Pulse webcomic page today- #598 "One Hour Limit"
You can read more here- pulse.webcomic.ws
Or support my comics and see WIPs at- patreon.com/lightfoot
You can read more here- pulse.webcomic.ws
Or support my comics and see WIPs at- patreon.com/lightfoot
Is #Paramount right?
Did #WarnerBrothers choose #Netflix because they didn't want to work with...trumpers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Did #WarnerBrothers choose #Netflix because they didn't want to work with...trumpers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Hollywood Blockbuster: Netflix Poised to Win Battle for Warner Bros.
The streaming giant appears to have emerged victorious over Paramount and Comcast, though there is a lot that needs to happen for the deal to close.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Is #Paramount right?
Did #WarnerBrothers choose #Netflix because they didn't want to work with...trumpers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Did #WarnerBrothers choose #Netflix because they didn't want to work with...trumpers?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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Alligator Alcatraz Detainees Tortured in Small ‘Box,’ Amnesty International Says
Migrants were allegedly sent to what detainees described as a four-by-four-foot "box" as punishment.
Migrants were allegedly sent to what detainees described as a four-by-four-foot "box" as punishment.
Alligator Alcatraz Detainees Tortured in Small 'Box,' Amnesty International Says
Migrants were allegedly sent to what detainees described as a four-by-four-foot "box" as punishment.
www.miaminewtimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Alligator Alcatraz Detainees Tortured in Small ‘Box,’ Amnesty International Says
Migrants were allegedly sent to what detainees described as a four-by-four-foot "box" as punishment.
Migrants were allegedly sent to what detainees described as a four-by-four-foot "box" as punishment.
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FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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Sorry, White Nationalists, Europeans were Black until the Rise of Rome, and Rome was Multiracial
www.juancole.com/2025/11/nati...
www.juancole.com/2025/11/nati...
Sorry, White Nationalists, Europeans were Black until the Rise of Rome, and Rome was Multiracial
Ann Arbor (Informed Comment) - We live in a time when a once level-headed anti-populist politician such as J. D. Vance has increasingly adopted the language of white nationalism, signing on to the Gre...
www.juancole.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sorry, White Nationalists, Europeans were Black until the Rise of Rome, and Rome was Multiracial
www.juancole.com/2025/11/nati...
www.juancole.com/2025/11/nati...
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Koh: This is not about justice. This is about power. This is about a Secretary of Defense so drunk off alpha male bullshit that he's willing to take lives to get off on that power.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Koh: This is not about justice. This is about power. This is about a Secretary of Defense so drunk off alpha male bullshit that he's willing to take lives to get off on that power.
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The Most Anti-Woke President of All Time.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Most Anti-Woke President of All Time.