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"If being a twat was a TV show, trump would be the boxed set."

-Nate White
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fakeconsultant.bsky.social
An image of donald trump sleeping during a meeting. Superimposed over the image are the words: “When his “library” displays trump’s body like Lenin’s...it’ll look like this”.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
An image of donald trump sleeping during a meeting. Superimposed over the image are the words: “They laid him out with one finger pointing up...so he could still molest little girls”.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
Half the White House staff is afraid #trump ̓will die...and the other half is afraid he'll die in public
A cartoon of a Secret Service agent in the White House Kitchen, who says: “Hey, I can stand here all weekend if you really want me to, but the kitchen staff already knows there’s something funny in the walk-in...and they have cell phones. You seriously need to move the package – soon.” Underneath is a banner that reads: “Vance? Melania says we don’t need to bother him with this...”
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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qtipsanon.bsky.social
QtipsANON. According to Widdle Rubio, Donny is planning his next Peace Initiative, don't cha know?
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
I assume late nights trying to wrangle the Texas Lege eventually leads to random bits of Harleying
An image of former Texas Governor Ann Richards astride a custom Harley-Davidson motorcycle at the Texas State Capitol, 1992. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVUBBRfXoAA1DKn.png
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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jamellebouie.net
makes you wonder how much the conservatives on the court are also in a fantasy political world
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
But will #trump be around to see it?
An image of donald trump sleeping during a meeting. Superimposed over the image are the words: “When his “library” displays trump’s body like Lenin’s...it’ll look like this”.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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rds773.myatproto.social
It’s a known phenomenon

xkcd.com/231/
Cat Proximity
xkcd.com
May 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
Kitty nose bumps

So sweet
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
Joy!
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
To be fair...they're not JUST murderers
An image of donald trump sleeping during a meeting. Superimposed over the image are the words: “They laid him out with one finger pointing up...so he could still molest little girls”.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
fakeconsultant.bsky.social
Why settle for #Epstein Island when you could have Epstein... #Venezuela?
A cartoon showing part of the Oval Office and the West Colonnade. From inside the office, a voice says: “We think a ratio of about 100 dead Venezuelans for every child you raped is manageable. Above that, the dead Venezuelans become the perception problem, Sir.” Below is a banner that reads: “Emergency meeting of the White House Distraction Analysis Team”.
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM