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SCIENCE FICTION | DOUBLE FEATURE
Bestselling Sci Fi Author
Wokey McFuckYou |
Neuro-Vanilla |
SFWA |
THE DENT IN THE UNIVERSE |
THE AURORA'S PALE LIGHT |
THE KINGDOM OF NOD (WIP) |
THE ATLAS OF HUMAN STRUGGLE (WIP) |
https://magicgenius.co/books/
Jalen Hurts seems like a humorless dude.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Manta Ray
Nurse Shark
Flying Fish
Manatee
Barracuda

SCUBA edition
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Dolphin
Hummingbird
Vulture
Wolf or Coyote (still unsure, probably a Wolf)
Pheasant (a few weeks ago. In my mid-fifties. Driving through the back roads of North Dublin, there in a field I saw my first pheasant)
Pronghorn antelope
Humpback whale
Southeastern African cheetah
American mink
Armadillo
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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@ewdocparris.com has swears! They've used 529 profanities in their last 6,780 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (72 times)
🥈 "shit" (72 times)
🥉 "hell" (50 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The entire #Commanders' season can be tied directly to the decision to screw with Terry McLaurin's contract over the summer.
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

-White Tailed deer
-Red Fox
-Racoon
-Groundhog
-Brown Bat

This is just in my yard
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

-American toad
-Eastern Narrow-mouthed Toad
-green treefrog
-gray treefrog
-leopard frog

I live in a swamp.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

-wolf
-raccoon dog
-sea cucumber
-copperhead
-banded krait
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you're a #Blender modeler or animator, Superhive is having a Black Friday Sale I can get behind.

superhivemarket.com/creators/huy...
Superhive (formerly Blender Market)
A Unique Market for Creators that love Blender
superhivemarket.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thanks were given.
Back to work.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

- Elton John
- Chicago
- REM
- Bare Naked Ladies
- Fiona Apple
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

- Kylie Minogue
- Depeche Mode
- Khruangbin
- Clint Mansell
- Bruce Springsteen
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

- The Dictators
- David Bowie
- Bad Religion
- Cheap Trick
- Fleetwood Mac
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This was, far and away, the best of this year's Thanksgiving desserts. oh. my.
Here's my original recipe for the ice cream I made for #Thanksgiving this year. It's pretty great.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Before using AI, remember:
Luke turned off his targeting computer and listened to the force.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hey Meta, make fetch happen!
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I sure miss John Madden.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Re: Google Gemini ad about the lost toy bear.
In real life any kid could spot the fake a mile away.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Harrison Ford is now the same age Indiana Jones would have been in 1981.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Happy… thanks…giving… from… W..K…R…P…

youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ?...
WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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It’s not Thanksgiving without some West Wing Thanksgiving shenanigans.
Best Thanksgiving Moments | The West Wing
YouTube video by Warner Bros. TV
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh, no! The Mayor of Flavortown goes down on Thanksgiving!

www.wpxi.com/news/trendin...
Guy Fieri injured in gruesome accident, undergoes surgery
The Food Network star had been filming his new series “Flavor Town Food Fight" when he had an accident.
www.wpxi.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I can't be cynical about Thanksgiving Parade Balloons
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I have potatoes to peel.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
6 7 Thanksgiving, y'all!
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM