Ethan Sauers
@ethansauers.bsky.social
Husband to Emily. Dad to Noah. Enneagram Type 9. Writer for Campus2Canton — Co-Host of Ballin’ with my Bestie — He/Him. #WeAre
https://thisthingilike.substack.com/ for, well, things I like...
https://thisthingilike.substack.com/ for, well, things I like...
OU just flat out not understanding how to handle in-game adjustments doesn’t seem like a good thing for them.
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
OU just flat out not understanding how to handle in-game adjustments doesn’t seem like a good thing for them.
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The burden of being a perfect genius
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The burden of being a perfect genius
This bracket is a fever dream.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This bracket is a fever dream.
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
Wild.
Like… you all just watched something historic. Just wild.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wild.
Man, I like the underdog story enough but Cignetti’s schtick gets old quick.
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Man, I like the underdog story enough but Cignetti’s schtick gets old quick.
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Posted about this smoke last night and how I’m conflicted. I think Sitaki is a good coach, I am not sold on the fit but I think there’s some juice to this working out well.
BYU coach Kalani Sitake is the focus of the Penn State coaching search, NBC Sports can confirm. No deal is done at this point. On3, ESPN also on it.
BYU is set to play Texas Tech in the Big 12 title game this weekend.
BYU is set to play Texas Tech in the Big 12 title game this weekend.
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Posted about this smoke last night and how I’m conflicted. I think Sitaki is a good coach, I am not sold on the fit but I think there’s some juice to this working out well.
Also a great point in adding context to a potential Sitaki hire.
One thought that just occurred to me: Is this a play to compete against the Samoan pipeline that Oregon and USC have. In a lot of ways, those schools are bigger threats to Penn State than say Michigan. And then you keep Terry around for traditional recruiting grounds.
I’m not a coach hire newsbreaker and I don’t know how this story ends, but I’ve talked to enough people I trust over the last 24 hours to believe the kalani sitake / penn state chatter is not just message board fodder. There’s legitimate smoke.
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Also a great point in adding context to a potential Sitaki hire.
On one hand, it feels like a crazy Brian Kelly-level mismatch. But @c2cdevydeets.bsky.social made a good point in the C2C slack that Penn State really doesn’t need roots in central PA/DMV with how dominant they’ve been in the past few years. X’s and O’s, Sitaki’s philosophy jives with PSU.
I’m not a coach hire newsbreaker and I don’t know how this story ends, but I’ve talked to enough people I trust over the last 24 hours to believe the kalani sitake / penn state chatter is not just message board fodder. There’s legitimate smoke.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
On one hand, it feels like a crazy Brian Kelly-level mismatch. But @c2cdevydeets.bsky.social made a good point in the C2C slack that Penn State really doesn’t need roots in central PA/DMV with how dominant they’ve been in the past few years. X’s and O’s, Sitaki’s philosophy jives with PSU.
A Duke/UVA ACC Championship game with a playoff spot on the line is exactly what this college football season deserves (derogatory).
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A Duke/UVA ACC Championship game with a playoff spot on the line is exactly what this college football season deserves (derogatory).
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one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
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It took me a while to catch what it said
'Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head
"Jesus Saves" is what it raved
In a typical tattoo green
He stood on a box in the middle of the city
And he claimed he had a dream
'Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head
"Jesus Saves" is what it raved
In a typical tattoo green
He stood on a box in the middle of the city
And he claimed he had a dream
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It took me a while to catch what it said
'Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head
"Jesus Saves" is what it raved
In a typical tattoo green
He stood on a box in the middle of the city
And he claimed he had a dream
'Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head
"Jesus Saves" is what it raved
In a typical tattoo green
He stood on a box in the middle of the city
And he claimed he had a dream
Had one bestball lineup still alive in the Transfer Portal on Underdog going into this week.
Looks like that single shot is carrying me into the championship week. Let’s go!
Looks like that single shot is carrying me into the championship week. Let’s go!
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Had one bestball lineup still alive in the Transfer Portal on Underdog going into this week.
Looks like that single shot is carrying me into the championship week. Let’s go!
Looks like that single shot is carrying me into the championship week. Let’s go!
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One of the most devastating community notes, possibly ever.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
One of the most devastating community notes, possibly ever.
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Breaking News: A federal court barred Texas from using a newly redrawn congressional map in the midterm elections, dealing a blow to Republicans and President Trump to flip Democratic seats in the state.
Federal Court Blocks Texas’ Republican-Friendly Congressional Map
The move by a three-judge panel dealt a blow to efforts by Texas Republicans and President Trump to flip Democratic seats in the state.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Breaking News: A federal court barred Texas from using a newly redrawn congressional map in the midterm elections, dealing a blow to Republicans and President Trump to flip Democratic seats in the state.
Had a really niche skeet ready to go asking which mayoral candidate each of the SuperKitties voted for last week.
All I know is Bitsy’s glad Zohran won.
All I know is Bitsy’s glad Zohran won.
a cat wearing a mask and holding a mouse
ALT: a cat wearing a mask and holding a mouse
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Had a really niche skeet ready to go asking which mayoral candidate each of the SuperKitties voted for last week.
All I know is Bitsy’s glad Zohran won.
All I know is Bitsy’s glad Zohran won.
Out here hoping #PennState can return the favor of Indiana's 2020 upset to the Hoosiers here today. We are down but, still, #WeAre.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Out here hoping #PennState can return the favor of Indiana's 2020 upset to the Hoosiers here today. We are down but, still, #WeAre.
They don’t prepare you for how hard some of the lines in kids shows/movies go.
Every time I hear “Into the night to save the day” on PJ Masks I think to myself that’s one of the coldest catchphrases ever.
Every time I hear “Into the night to save the day” on PJ Masks I think to myself that’s one of the coldest catchphrases ever.
a woman is making a surprised face and saying oh my god that 's so cool .
ALT: a woman is making a surprised face and saying oh my god that 's so cool .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They don’t prepare you for how hard some of the lines in kids shows/movies go.
Every time I hear “Into the night to save the day” on PJ Masks I think to myself that’s one of the coldest catchphrases ever.
Every time I hear “Into the night to save the day” on PJ Masks I think to myself that’s one of the coldest catchphrases ever.
This popped up while I’m watching the exact episode.
Spooky.
Spooky.
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This popped up while I’m watching the exact episode.
Spooky.
Spooky.
Just watched the first episode of Pluribus. This is dope. I have no idea where it's going to go from here lol
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just watched the first episode of Pluribus. This is dope. I have no idea where it's going to go from here lol
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
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My trade deadline wish list:
-Breece Hall to Kansas City
-Jakobi Meyers to Pittsburgh
-David Njoku to Jacksonville
-Billionaires to realize the massive consolidation of wealth is ruining life as we know it and will eventually decay anything and everything they hold dear
-Chig Okonkwo to Carolina
-Breece Hall to Kansas City
-Jakobi Meyers to Pittsburgh
-David Njoku to Jacksonville
-Billionaires to realize the massive consolidation of wealth is ruining life as we know it and will eventually decay anything and everything they hold dear
-Chig Okonkwo to Carolina
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My trade deadline wish list:
-Breece Hall to Kansas City
-Jakobi Meyers to Pittsburgh
-David Njoku to Jacksonville
-Billionaires to realize the massive consolidation of wealth is ruining life as we know it and will eventually decay anything and everything they hold dear
-Chig Okonkwo to Carolina
-Breece Hall to Kansas City
-Jakobi Meyers to Pittsburgh
-David Njoku to Jacksonville
-Billionaires to realize the massive consolidation of wealth is ruining life as we know it and will eventually decay anything and everything they hold dear
-Chig Okonkwo to Carolina
This Saturday was circled on the calendar and looked very different even just a month ago.
Probably going to see Penn State get rolled today but #WeAre, nonetheless.
Probably going to see Penn State get rolled today but #WeAre, nonetheless.
a man in a marching band uniform is running on a field .
ALT: a man in a marching band uniform is running on a field .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This Saturday was circled on the calendar and looked very different even just a month ago.
Probably going to see Penn State get rolled today but #WeAre, nonetheless.
Probably going to see Penn State get rolled today but #WeAre, nonetheless.
Started a substack to have a spot to post recommendations on Movies, Music, TV, and other things I like. Would love it if y'all would check it out and subscribe if you're so compelled.
The first post: The Life of Chuck
thisthingilike.substack.com/p/this-movie...
The first post: The Life of Chuck
thisthingilike.substack.com/p/this-movie...
This Movie I Like: "The Life of Chuck"
A 4.5 out of 5 on my Letterboxd, The Life of Chuck hits on the big questions: "What truly matters?", "Why are we here?", and "Does Mike Flanagan ever miss?"
thisthingilike.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Started a substack to have a spot to post recommendations on Movies, Music, TV, and other things I like. Would love it if y'all would check it out and subscribe if you're so compelled.
The first post: The Life of Chuck
thisthingilike.substack.com/p/this-movie...
The first post: The Life of Chuck
thisthingilike.substack.com/p/this-movie...