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Ethan Sauers
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Husband to Emily. Dad to Noah. Enneagram Type 9. Writer for Campus2Canton — Co-Host of Ballin’ with my Bestie — He/Him. #WeAre
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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Happy tenth anniversary to all those who celebrate
Yeah, not worth moving him at that price tbh
I've been offering late 2nd for Vidal & a 3rd. I'd try and see if they bite on that kind of a counter.
I'm late to the party, but just found out that Donald Glover made a Sufjan Stevens Remix Album for "Come On! Feel the Illinoise!" prior to his life as Childish Gambino.

Listening to it on repeat today. It's everything I could have ever wanted.
It sucks, I like Franklin. I think he’s a good leader and brought Penn State to an incredibly high standard. Unfortunately, each loss was the exact same script: a struggling offense that’s unable to get things going or help out the defense. The defense, too, had started to give. Now’s the time.
OFFICIAL: Penn State has fired James Franklin.

AD Pat Kraft: "We hold our athletics programs to the highest of standards, and we believe this is the right moment for new leadership at the helm of our football program to advance us toward Big Ten and national championships.”
Local library was having a book/media sale today. Was a huge boon to the physical media collection I'm accruing. DVD finds I'm most excited about:

Synecdoche New York (Never Seen)
The Master (Never Seen)
The Tree of Life (Never Seen)
Nightcrawler
The Kings of Summer
Nebraska
The Princess Bride
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Penn State fan here. Team was not focused, lacked intensity, and well, here we are.

Coaching changes can light a fire — certainly looks like UCLA has bought into the interim staff. But this is inexcusable, man.
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veggie tales guy is a moderate who cares about racism and poverty which, in his religious circles, makes him a radical on the level of the V for Vendetta guy.
i apologize veggietales creator man, i wasn't familiar with your game
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I collect pictures of dogs who look like they’re being interviewed on the news
This, but it’s more like he circles the runway for two hours, realizes they’re going to run out of gas and then initiates this sequence.
[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway]

Tower we are good

[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]

oh shit I'm not a pilot am I
And it’s somehow even worse than when I posted this. Lol

Idk fam, idk. I’m ready to sleep it off and detox football tomorrow.
Being a 30-something Penn State fan is like watching the same game every Saturday in the fall and thinking it’s going to go differently.

It sucks but it’s where we’re at. Soul-crushing defensive struggles that break loose in the 2nd half.
a poster for schitt 's creek shows a woman standing in front of a painting
ALT: a poster for schitt 's creek shows a woman standing in front of a painting
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Being a 30-something Penn State fan is like watching the same game every Saturday in the fall and thinking it’s going to go differently.

It sucks but it’s where we’re at. Soul-crushing defensive struggles that break loose in the 2nd half.
a poster for schitt 's creek shows a woman standing in front of a painting
ALT: a poster for schitt 's creek shows a woman standing in front of a painting
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I’m just mad I never thought of that.
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Friday: a prosecutor is forced to resign bc he concludes there's not enough evidence to go after Trump's perceived enemies

Saturday: Trump makes public post asking Attorney General why she hasn't gone after his enemies

Wednesday: DOJ says enemy indictment coming right up sir

do I have that right?
BREAKING on MSNBC:

Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC.
He spent three years under the leadership of Mike Gundy, if the man has any skill, it's patience.
Chuba Hubbard always does such a nice job of staying patient and balanced on his runs. Really like how he calmly reads and weaves in between the blocks here.
Interesting name for the Oklahoma State coaching search in a post-Mike Gundy era: Jeff Traylor HC, UTSA. Would be a slam dunk, imo with Texas/OK ties and a background of building a program well.
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NEXT STOP: HAPPY VALLEY 👀

See you next Saturday for a top-10 matchup between Oregon and Penn State 🍿
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all I want from Bluesky is to assume that I already know everything you know, it's pretty simple