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Jake Trowbridge

@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social

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I make videos for Fantasy Life.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · Sep 6

I had a lot of fun making this. I hope you have a little fun watching it.

Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · Sep 6

NOW That's what I call Fantasy Football!

It's music for people obsessed with fantasy football! 😅

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1h

Darnell Washington: 48 yards
Jonnu Smith: 3 targets
Connor Heyward: Touchdown
2nd round pick Pat Freiermuth:

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 3h

Petition to re-nickname Demario Douglas as “Magnitude.”

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 3h

Scott Hanson is basically Steve from
Blue’s Clues for maladjusted adults.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 4h

"Throw the ball to Garrett"

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 4h

Justin Fields, Garrett Wilson, Breece Hall, and everyone watching this game

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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 4h

Week 6 inactives/actives. Update your rosters accordingly!

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Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode @cptowers.bsky.social · 5h

They went 5-12 with Aaron Rodgers. He was bad and got on everyone’s nerves and gave them no path to competitiveness in either the near or long term.

It had nothing to do with Justin Fields lol

Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 7d

The Jets needed to reset this past offseason, and that remains true even as they barrel toward an 0-5 start. Still, the level of glee that the team's leadership exuded about casually tossing Aaron Rodgers to the side for Justin Fields remains bewildering.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 5h

HOW DO YOU NOT THROW A HAIL MARY THERE

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 7h

This is the true meaning of fantasy football.

Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 7h

My 7year old, who always scoffs about game days and having to watch football, just begged me to let her draft a fantasy football team this morning.

She’s now walking around the house bragging: “I got PUKA AND GIBBS, dad!”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 21h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 2d

Portland Frog gets it

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

^This man’s asking the important questions.

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you. I needed to hear that.

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 1d

Touché.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

SIR! I’m giving you the firmest “tsk tsk” I can muster.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

Agreed. But this would be a decent consolation prize.

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a beard says you 're not wrong with his eyes closed

ALT: a man with a beard says you 're not wrong with his eyes closed

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

I freakin' love that idea.

Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

That's a solid process.

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kjscientist.bsky.social @kjscientist.bsky.social · 2d

I used to have a “theme” each season (Golden Age Explorers, Whisky Brands, Presidents, etc) and would change my team name after each loss. Due to laziness (and lack of good theme ideas) I haven’t done that recently. No matter which way, my team always flames out spectacularly in the playoffs.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 2d

Important question: Do you change your fantasy team name throughout the season? Like, if your team goes to hell in Week 4 are you going from "Penix Envy" to "Flaccid Penix"? Or do you just stick it out?

I need to know.

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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 2d

Justin Herbert is a downgrade for Week 6 📉

See all of @dwainmcfarland.bsky.social's Week 6 rankings risers and fallers: bit.ly/4q4widm

(Sponsored by Pristine Auction)

Learn more about Pristine Auction: bit.ly/4o0WS5B

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Hannah Walser @hkpmw.bsky.social · 3d

One significant thing about this video: this is WGN news. This is what my grandparents watched every night when they lived in the northwest suburbs. And although they’re not saying it outright, they are absolutely representing federal law enforcement as the bad guys.