Esopterodactyl
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Doing the Poznań in the operating theatre
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
I will defend The Last Jedi to my dying day but not this
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I will defend The Last Jedi to my dying day but not this
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32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.
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M*A*S*H affects us on a bewildering number of levels...All this may sound more like a testimonial than a review, but I don't know when I've had such a good time at a movie. (1970)
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
M*A*S*H affects us on a bewildering number of levels...All this may sound more like a testimonial than a review, but I don't know when I've had such a good time at a movie. (1970)
Can confirm. Here’s some stupid stuff I made after
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can confirm. Here’s some stupid stuff I made after
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JAR JAR BINKS, ESQ.: mesothelioma
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
JAR JAR BINKS, ESQ.: mesothelioma
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[BATTLE OF ALGIERS] Pontecorvo gives us a portrait of a revolution that explains it and justifies whatever is done in its name, and serves as the most impassioned, most astute call to revolution ever. (1973)
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
[BATTLE OF ALGIERS] Pontecorvo gives us a portrait of a revolution that explains it and justifies whatever is done in its name, and serves as the most impassioned, most astute call to revolution ever. (1973)
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
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Wait, Epstein was a Fung Wah guy?
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Wait, Epstein was a Fung Wah guy?
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Four sequels to this would heal the nation
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Four sequels to this would heal the nation
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Turns out A Serious Man is set in the same world as Burn After Reading.
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Turns out A Serious Man is set in the same world as Burn After Reading.
Is it a cheat that he counted both parts of Kill Bill as one movie?
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is it a cheat that he counted both parts of Kill Bill as one movie?
Top three Shakespeare film adaptation, along with West Side Story and 10 Things I Hate About You
Now playing (12:40 PM PST):
"Throne of Blood" (1957)
By Akira Kurosawa
Runtime: 108 min.
"Throne of Blood" (1957)
By Akira Kurosawa
Runtime: 108 min.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Top three Shakespeare film adaptation, along with West Side Story and 10 Things I Hate About You
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your skies too gloomy, your load too heavy, your gales are too early, they'll kill you
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
your skies too gloomy, your load too heavy, your gales are too early, they'll kill you
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50 years of ZUMA. Just like everyday, it's a good day to listen to one of the best albums ever.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
50 years of ZUMA. Just like everyday, it's a good day to listen to one of the best albums ever.
*Taps the sign*
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
*Taps the sign*
The one upside to the Democrats being who they are is that there will always be opportunities to watch The Fireman’s Ball (1967, Miloš Forman)
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The one upside to the Democrats being who they are is that there will always be opportunities to watch The Fireman’s Ball (1967, Miloš Forman)
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this is just to say
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
this is just to say
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Pure Journalism
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Pure Journalism