@kess.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There's a scene in the first Hobbit film which goes
Sylvester McCoy as Radagast: I'll draw them off
Gandalf: These are Gundaberg wargs, they'll out run you
Radagast: These are Rhosgobel rabbits, *extremely intensely* I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY
I wish I'd been at that match
Sylvester McCoy as Radagast: I'll draw them off
Gandalf: These are Gundaberg wargs, they'll out run you
Radagast: These are Rhosgobel rabbits, *extremely intensely* I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY
I wish I'd been at that match
September 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There's a scene in the first Hobbit film which goes
Sylvester McCoy as Radagast: I'll draw them off
Gandalf: These are Gundaberg wargs, they'll out run you
Radagast: These are Rhosgobel rabbits, *extremely intensely* I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY
I wish I'd been at that match
Sylvester McCoy as Radagast: I'll draw them off
Gandalf: These are Gundaberg wargs, they'll out run you
Radagast: These are Rhosgobel rabbits, *extremely intensely* I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY
I wish I'd been at that match
The greatest gift that loving the Railway Children as a kid has given me is seeing two characters have the most minor interaction and saying “they’ll have to marry now”
July 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The greatest gift that loving the Railway Children as a kid has given me is seeing two characters have the most minor interaction and saying “they’ll have to marry now”
You’re one microscopic club in his catastrophic plan
July 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You’re one microscopic club in his catastrophic plan
My ongoing Blaseball curse is that I will keep having ideas for matchup posters, possibly forever
June 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My ongoing Blaseball curse is that I will keep having ideas for matchup posters, possibly forever
Why doesn’t Daredevil just talk to the Hand?
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why doesn’t Daredevil just talk to the Hand?
I have a white whale. An albatross.
Seven years ago I watched a Christmas film called the 12 Gifts of Christmas that I’ve been trying, and failing, to find again. It’s never been anywhere. But I’ve just found that it’s GONE UP ON PRIME
Is it a good film?
Absolutely not, no
Seven years ago I watched a Christmas film called the 12 Gifts of Christmas that I’ve been trying, and failing, to find again. It’s never been anywhere. But I’ve just found that it’s GONE UP ON PRIME
Is it a good film?
Absolutely not, no
December 13, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I have a white whale. An albatross.
Seven years ago I watched a Christmas film called the 12 Gifts of Christmas that I’ve been trying, and failing, to find again. It’s never been anywhere. But I’ve just found that it’s GONE UP ON PRIME
Is it a good film?
Absolutely not, no
Seven years ago I watched a Christmas film called the 12 Gifts of Christmas that I’ve been trying, and failing, to find again. It’s never been anywhere. But I’ve just found that it’s GONE UP ON PRIME
Is it a good film?
Absolutely not, no
I'm designing @alkennedy.bsky.social t-shirts for Christmas. Here's an Over the Garden Wall design I didn't end up going with
December 6, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I'm designing @alkennedy.bsky.social t-shirts for Christmas. Here's an Over the Garden Wall design I didn't end up going with
I’ve ended up on ice hockey tiktok and discovered there’s a player called Jack Hughes
I hope he has fans and I hope they all dress like Poirot
I hope he has fans and I hope they all dress like Poirot
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I’ve ended up on ice hockey tiktok and discovered there’s a player called Jack Hughes
I hope he has fans and I hope they all dress like Poirot
I hope he has fans and I hope they all dress like Poirot
Dragons, I’m asking for several million pounds for my golden idea: the Aardvent Calendar
An advent calendar full of Aardman Animation Christmas tree decorations. Feathers McGraw in a Santa hat. That rat from Flushed Away hilariously tangled up in red ribbon. The Pirates! In An Adventure With Holly
An advent calendar full of Aardman Animation Christmas tree decorations. Feathers McGraw in a Santa hat. That rat from Flushed Away hilariously tangled up in red ribbon. The Pirates! In An Adventure With Holly
November 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Dragons, I’m asking for several million pounds for my golden idea: the Aardvent Calendar
An advent calendar full of Aardman Animation Christmas tree decorations. Feathers McGraw in a Santa hat. That rat from Flushed Away hilariously tangled up in red ribbon. The Pirates! In An Adventure With Holly
An advent calendar full of Aardman Animation Christmas tree decorations. Feathers McGraw in a Santa hat. That rat from Flushed Away hilariously tangled up in red ribbon. The Pirates! In An Adventure With Holly
Thinking about how The Railway Children begins “They were not Railway Children, to begin with”, and how that could be an all-purpose first line.
“He was not the Great Gatsby, to begin with.”
“They were neither the Master nor Margarita, to begin with.”
“We were not the Watchmen, to begin with.”
“He was not the Great Gatsby, to begin with.”
“They were neither the Master nor Margarita, to begin with.”
“We were not the Watchmen, to begin with.”
November 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Thinking about how The Railway Children begins “They were not Railway Children, to begin with”, and how that could be an all-purpose first line.
“He was not the Great Gatsby, to begin with.”
“They were neither the Master nor Margarita, to begin with.”
“We were not the Watchmen, to begin with.”
“He was not the Great Gatsby, to begin with.”
“They were neither the Master nor Margarita, to begin with.”
“We were not the Watchmen, to begin with.”
Audio books are amazing
I had an audio book version of the Magician’s Nephew as a kid and I still quote the incredibly scenery-chewing way she has Jadis say “SUCH WAS CHARN”, like its the official, agreed reading
I had an audio book version of the Magician’s Nephew as a kid and I still quote the incredibly scenery-chewing way she has Jadis say “SUCH WAS CHARN”, like its the official, agreed reading
August 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Audio books are amazing
I had an audio book version of the Magician’s Nephew as a kid and I still quote the incredibly scenery-chewing way she has Jadis say “SUCH WAS CHARN”, like its the official, agreed reading
I had an audio book version of the Magician’s Nephew as a kid and I still quote the incredibly scenery-chewing way she has Jadis say “SUCH WAS CHARN”, like its the official, agreed reading
I’ve just realised my issue with men’s gymnastics
Their leggings have socks built in and it makes them look like smurfs
Their leggings have socks built in and it makes them look like smurfs
August 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I’ve just realised my issue with men’s gymnastics
Their leggings have socks built in and it makes them look like smurfs
Their leggings have socks built in and it makes them look like smurfs
Taking into account population (in favour of smaller countries) the countries with the most medals in Tokyo were
1 San Marino (by a LOT)
2 Bermuda
3 Granada
4 Bahamas
5 New Zealand
6 Jamaica
7 Slovenia
8 Fiji
9 Georgia
10 Netherlands
1 San Marino (by a LOT)
2 Bermuda
3 Granada
4 Bahamas
5 New Zealand
6 Jamaica
7 Slovenia
8 Fiji
9 Georgia
10 Netherlands
August 1, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Taking into account population (in favour of smaller countries) the countries with the most medals in Tokyo were
1 San Marino (by a LOT)
2 Bermuda
3 Granada
4 Bahamas
5 New Zealand
6 Jamaica
7 Slovenia
8 Fiji
9 Georgia
10 Netherlands
1 San Marino (by a LOT)
2 Bermuda
3 Granada
4 Bahamas
5 New Zealand
6 Jamaica
7 Slovenia
8 Fiji
9 Georgia
10 Netherlands
I always think Olympic medal tables should account - at the very least - for population size. If you have loads of people in your country, it’s way easier to find people who are good at specific sports
August 1, 2024 at 8:59 AM
I always think Olympic medal tables should account - at the very least - for population size. If you have loads of people in your country, it’s way easier to find people who are good at specific sports
My expensive perfume and candle making vision? I’m glad you asked:
1. hire Macaulay Culkin
2. get him to slap on some Cypress & Grapevine Cologne Intense and then scream
3. fade in logo JO 🏠 MALONE
4. profit
1. hire Macaulay Culkin
2. get him to slap on some Cypress & Grapevine Cologne Intense and then scream
3. fade in logo JO 🏠 MALONE
4. profit
May 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
My expensive perfume and candle making vision? I’m glad you asked:
1. hire Macaulay Culkin
2. get him to slap on some Cypress & Grapevine Cologne Intense and then scream
3. fade in logo JO 🏠 MALONE
4. profit
1. hire Macaulay Culkin
2. get him to slap on some Cypress & Grapevine Cologne Intense and then scream
3. fade in logo JO 🏠 MALONE
4. profit
Biblically accurate Mod
February 21, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Biblically accurate Mod
It would be cool to have extra toes because then you could decide the outcomes for a load of non-canon little piggies
December 17, 2023 at 12:27 AM
It would be cool to have extra toes because then you could decide the outcomes for a load of non-canon little piggies
Happy we finally have a Tardis that you could stage Starlight Express in
November 25, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Happy we finally have a Tardis that you could stage Starlight Express in
Love lies bleeding is a real downer name for a flower
The final verb should be more ambiguous, something where you need to clarify “in a… good way?”, like Love Lies LARPing
The final verb should be more ambiguous, something where you need to clarify “in a… good way?”, like Love Lies LARPing
November 20, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Love lies bleeding is a real downer name for a flower
The final verb should be more ambiguous, something where you need to clarify “in a… good way?”, like Love Lies LARPing
The final verb should be more ambiguous, something where you need to clarify “in a… good way?”, like Love Lies LARPing
I was looking back over a Deck of Many Things I made for @alkennedy.bsky.social
I think I still like the panopticon donjon the most
I think I still like the panopticon donjon the most
October 22, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I was looking back over a Deck of Many Things I made for @alkennedy.bsky.social
I think I still like the panopticon donjon the most
I think I still like the panopticon donjon the most
Lucy Beaumont said on Taskmaster that she’s 5’1.5” and was an inch off being cast as Mickey Mouse at a Disney thing. What she didn’t mention, and what I just learned from googling Disney character height requirements, is that she was an inch too tall. Which means I COULD YET BECOME MICKEY MOUSE
October 5, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Lucy Beaumont said on Taskmaster that she’s 5’1.5” and was an inch off being cast as Mickey Mouse at a Disney thing. What she didn’t mention, and what I just learned from googling Disney character height requirements, is that she was an inch too tall. Which means I COULD YET BECOME MICKEY MOUSE
Crying screaming throwing up
August 19, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Crying screaming throwing up