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Casty might break the HR record with all the bad ish that's gonna happen in 2026.
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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i was thinking about this today, too. seeing that the two men who executed alex pretti are 10 years into careers at CBP... if they're willing to behave that way in broad daylight on a city street with witnesses & cameras, what happens in the desert when no one is filming?
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Paul George's 25 game suspension will cost him $11,742,294.

The Philadelphia 76ers will receive a luxury tax credit worth half that amount ($5,871,147).

This brings the Sixers from $7 million above the luxury tax line to just $1.3 million above it.
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Not everyone is in a position to fight.

But if you’ve got a few bucks, here’s a cause to donate to:
We need all of the dashcams we can get in Minnesota ASAFP for ICE observers.

You can shoot us cash with a few taps via this link and we’ll order them wholesale and get them deployed to Minneapolis, the suburbs, and beyond: ottergoose.net/dashcam/
Dash cams for Minnesota
A crowd-sourcing effort to collect and distribute dash cams in Minnesota to help ICE observers stay safe.
ottergoose.net
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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I don't know your situation, but for anyone out there who's able, you could throw a few bucks at any of the things listed here:
www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Emtripledouble. 🤑
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
ESPN is not a serious network
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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whenever i get a work email that says someone tried to access a document electronically but "it didn't work" i usually do not believe them
January 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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we all went to high school with someone who became an ICE officer and guess what we all hated him then, too
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I’m not crying you’re crying
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Sixers on place to score a million
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
why yes ios26, I love it when you surprisingly change what I'm about to tap to something else that I don't want to tap
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Max Kepler in December prepping for 2026 to sign as some non-contender's 4th outfielder
a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is surrounded by other men
Alt: Lattimer from The Program, jacked as all hell, when he hears that he's a starter
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Sixers vibes were too good. had to step on a rake with everyone watching per the team charter
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Donkey Kong Country on SNES is a GOAT
What’s your favorite video game that’s at least 27 years old (so 1999 or earlier)? Let’s get a list of classics going.
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
If anyone is looking for a late holiday gift for me...
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
NO RAGRETS
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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#Eagles stay alive for the # 2 seed!

Here are all of the scenarios going into MNF.
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Only our 2025 Philadelphia Eagles could cause such a fight in the group chat AFTER A WIN that someone leaves the group
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Games where a team failed to complete a pass in the second half this season:

Eagles: 2
All other 31 NFL teams combined: 0

The Eagles are somehow 2-0 in these games.
December 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
NFL on Peacock only?
Guess I actually didn’t want to watch a game tonight
December 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When my wife still has Christmas music going on the 26th
a cartoon drawing of snoopy with his tongue hanging out
Alt: a cartoon drawing of snoopy with his tongue hanging out panting
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When you still decide to work on 12/23 and don't have any meetings
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM