emil 🎅🏼 “Lebanezer Scrooge” 🎄
@emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
The minor work paving the way for your Masterpiece • ☭ Native Leftist with vocational fluency in Liberal/Centrist bullshit 🥸 • Lebanese Diaspora Community Member 🇱🇧 • Highly Agreeable Person™️ • He/Him • Moustache Elemental 👨🏻
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I am Chair of the Department of Bitcoin Steakburger Studies at College-on-the-Hill. I invented Bitcoin Steakburger Studies in March of 2018. It was a cold bright day with intermittent winds out of the east. When I proposed to the chancellor that we might build a whole department around Bitcoin Stea—
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hell-tier blunt rotation
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
hell-tier blunt rotation
I haven’t stopped doing my Andrew Cuomo voice since Zohran’s victory so I’m actually kind of glad he’s continuing to put himself out there in the funniest way possible LOL
Andrew Cuomo, back again with an epic two-hour radio segment rehashing his campaign points and attacking the guy who beat him, is not going away quietly.
Andrew Cuomo Is Riding This Thing All the Way to the Bottom
Cuomo and another washed-up former governor telling each other "exactlyyyyy."
hellgatenyc.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I haven’t stopped doing my Andrew Cuomo voice since Zohran’s victory so I’m actually kind of glad he’s continuing to put himself out there in the funniest way possible LOL
Okay this was clearly an overwrought shitpost of the highest order, but I’m actually kind of proud of myself for “WinedarkSky”
📜 Sing! O Scoob
of that one sweet and sugary
whose chunky form
and swarthy flesh did ply
the frothy depths of WinedarkSky
rejecting fortune, dogg’d, unmourn’d
by hallow’d shitposterity
🏺🗿🏺
of that one sweet and sugary
whose chunky form
and swarthy flesh did ply
the frothy depths of WinedarkSky
rejecting fortune, dogg’d, unmourn’d
by hallow’d shitposterity
🏺🗿🏺
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Okay this was clearly an overwrought shitpost of the highest order, but I’m actually kind of proud of myself for “WinedarkSky”
What’s the matter, you freaks don’t like gravy?? 😤
I give you: one hundred and forty-seven seconds of gravy being stirred
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What’s the matter, you freaks don’t like gravy?? 😤
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
I give you: one hundred and forty-seven seconds of gravy being stirred
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I give you: one hundred and forty-seven seconds of gravy being stirred
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
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ARE YOU READY TO ROKERRRRR!?!
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
ARE YOU READY TO ROKERRRRR!?!
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Post your warning label
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Post your warning label
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The Day of Eat is upon us! Be cleansed at the altar of Chalchihuihtotolin, the Jeweled Foul!Bathe in the gravy of purification!
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The Day of Eat is upon us! Be cleansed at the altar of Chalchihuihtotolin, the Jeweled Foul!Bathe in the gravy of purification!
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Happy thanksgiving, gang
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving, gang
Thinking about the time that My Most Racist Uncle came out from Long Island to visit AZ, and we drove 5 hours up to the Grand Canyon. Uncle M gets out of the car, rips 3 cigs, says “Yeah man, that’s a big fuckin hole alright,” and walks straight back to the car
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thinking about the time that My Most Racist Uncle came out from Long Island to visit AZ, and we drove 5 hours up to the Grand Canyon. Uncle M gets out of the car, rips 3 cigs, says “Yeah man, that’s a big fuckin hole alright,” and walks straight back to the car
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New from @empirepoduk.bsky.social
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
New from @empirepoduk.bsky.social
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
Part 2 of our Cricket & Empire miniseries:
Cricket In India: Beating The Brits At Their Own Game
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
Befadl’Allāh that I successfully got in and out of Texas alive, and apparently unrecognized as a Socialist Arab, just a few weeks ago
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Befadl’Allāh that I successfully got in and out of Texas alive, and apparently unrecognized as a Socialist Arab, just a few weeks ago
Emil’s Specialty Infusions have now become pre-bottled cocktails 🍸
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Emil’s Specialty Infusions have now become pre-bottled cocktails 🍸
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
L2R:
• Dragonfruit, Pear & Blueberry Cobbler
• Vanilla+Nutmeg Martini w/ a Twist
• Pirate’s Rusty Nail (Pineapple+Orgeat Single Malt Scotch)
• Orange, Blueberry & Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
DM me for more epic hangover tips 😋
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Frozen turkey, you’re the one
You make bath time lots of fun
You make bath time lots of fun
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Frozen turkey, you’re the one
You make bath time lots of fun
You make bath time lots of fun
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Hope u started thawing ur turkey
Happy turkey day
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hope u started thawing ur turkey
Man this shit fucking sucks. If there’s no Scout Troops left for my son to join by 2035, the only option left will be to enroll him in our local Three Percenters’ Tactical Tots Program
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Man this shit fucking sucks. If there’s no Scout Troops left for my son to join by 2035, the only option left will be to enroll him in our local Three Percenters’ Tactical Tots Program
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Less than 24 hours after @acvalens.net broke this story, it was removed from the site following direct intervention from VICE’s owners, who were reportedly uncomfortable with the subject matter.
Censoring a story on censorship is about as 2025 as it gets.
Censoring a story on censorship is about as 2025 as it gets.
The censorship of 80+ games on Steam this week was apparently the work of Australian antiporn group Collective Shout, which partnered with US evangelicals to pressure Visa and Mastercard.
They claimed, without evidence, that the games involved child abuse.
Great work by @acvalens.net for VICE.
They claimed, without evidence, that the games involved child abuse.
Great work by @acvalens.net for VICE.
Group Behind Steam Censorship Policies Have Powerful Allies — And Targeted Popular Games With Outlandish Claims
The organization behind Steam's latest payment processor censorship, Collective Shout, appears to tell some misleading tales.
www.vice.com
July 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Less than 24 hours after @acvalens.net broke this story, it was removed from the site following direct intervention from VICE’s owners, who were reportedly uncomfortable with the subject matter.
Censoring a story on censorship is about as 2025 as it gets.
Censoring a story on censorship is about as 2025 as it gets.
Me and the other sixth graders are going to that Muslim guy's house to smash his mammas mailbox, you in?
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me and the other sixth graders are going to that Muslim guy's house to smash his mammas mailbox, you in?
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Mamdani easily manipulating Trump when Dems have failed to do so since 2016 isn't because Mamdani is uniquely skilled, it's because Dems have never meaningfully cared enough to try.
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mamdani easily manipulating Trump when Dems have failed to do so since 2016 isn't because Mamdani is uniquely skilled, it's because Dems have never meaningfully cared enough to try.
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Zohran is Liu Bei
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Zohran is Liu Bei
Trump looking like the kid at "Bring Your Dad to School" Day
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Trump looking like the kid at "Bring Your Dad to School" Day
It’s the holiday season, which means Emil’s Specialty Liquor Infusions are about to start flying off the shelves 😋🥃
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s the holiday season, which means Emil’s Specialty Liquor Infusions are about to start flying off the shelves 😋🥃
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
Clockwise from top left:
• Vanilla-Pineapple Scotch whisky
• Orange-Blueberry-Pomegranate vodka
• Dragonfruit-Pear-Blueberry-Vanilla Bean vodka
• Nutmeg & Vanilla Bean vodka
“the very real ceasefire… that The Democrats simply refused to do” 🫰🫰
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“the very real ceasefire… that The Democrats simply refused to do” 🫰🫰
This screencap from The Simpsons has been in my “recently shared” collection in my phone for over a year and it’ll probably stay there for years to come
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This screencap from The Simpsons has been in my “recently shared” collection in my phone for over a year and it’ll probably stay there for years to come