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emil 🎅🏼 “Lebanezer Scrooge” 🎄
@emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
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The minor work paving the way for your Masterpiece • ☭ Native Leftist with vocational fluency in Liberal/Centrist bullshit 🥸 • Lebanese Diaspora Community Member 🇱🇧 • Highly Agreeable Person™️ • He/Him • Moustache Elemental 👨🏻
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emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
Him vairrah eepy
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
Usually it’s a solid 5/10, but this one’s on the Real Punjabis Would Laugh At Me level LOL. My wife is in that stage of pregnancy where everything gives her heartburn so 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m confident it’ll be bahuut acchha-hai nonetheless 😋
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
OHHHHHHHH!!! 😵💥💥☄️🏆🏆🏆
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
How in the everloving fuck does one cite ChatGPT in MLA format 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
You WOULD say that because you’re a true poet yourself 🙇🏻‍♂️
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
God bless you @queenofmars.space

A true Gravyhead 🥘👑🥘
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
📜 Sing! O Scoob
of that one sweet and sugary
whose chunky form
and swarthy flesh did ply
the frothy depths of WinedarkSky
rejecting fortune, dogg’d, unmourn’d
by hallow’d shitposterity
🏺🗿🏺
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
Jealous 🙇🏻‍♂️
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
It’s how I’d like to be remembered 😌
A tombstone that reads: EMIL 1892 - 1955 “Chunky, Sugary, Sweet”
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
Not me clicking Yes on
“Showing results for ‘chunky sugar sweets’ — show results for ‘Chauncey Sugarsweets’ instead?”
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
I think it took like 10 minutes for this video to upload, somebody please at least acknowledge my commitment to the bit LOL
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
Gondolissimo 🤌🤌
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
It is, IMO, one of the few truly perfect Christmas songs produced in the latter half of the 20th century
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
youtu.be/shcK9b-TQIo?...
Cube (1997) - Trailer
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November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
Year-End Social Credit Present Deliveries have been halted for all foreign Capitalist cretins
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by emil 🎅🏼 “Lebanezer Scrooge” 🎄
thoc.bsky.social
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
emilbarkaoui.bsky.social
🤤
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM