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Here I go gazing into the abyss again…
Pinned
And all the men and terrorists and bad actors of this city will look up to me and cry “let us drink from the garden hose,” and I will answer “no”
I will never forget listening to a drunken right wing creeptepreneur in my hometown railing against immigration because his son was too stupid to make it into a canadian dentistry school and had to go study abroad. This was the fault of international students for getting better grades than his son 🫩
The conservative cultural project right now is to use the coercive power of the state to do affirmative action for bigots.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I hope I'm alive to see the final day of the NYT
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You will kneel in the ashes of your own personal Nineveh. You will feel the fury of all mankind as the tip of a spear against your throat. And as it pierces flesh and steals your breath and silences your final tirade, you will finally understand that there was never such a thing as “exceptionalism.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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It’s nearly 2026 my guy, how long you still going to be saying things are woke. Embarrassed for you.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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ME: yeah... if you call that livin'
MY FRIEND VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: hey man seriously can you stop saying that
ME: honestly, no
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The film Zootopia presents a fundamentally Epsteinian vision of society, and it should therefore be considered an act of grooming to show it to impressionable youth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Can’t underline this enough really: these cases are a squillionaire giving crackpots money to seek out individual members of the public quietly going about their working day, so they can turn them into national hate figures, hand in hand with our utterly poisonous media outlets. That’s all it is.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Gone down a bit of a rabbit hole in lieu of brunch today but I think this is the most cursed design on the site:

www.neurozion.com/product-page...
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Maybe he’s mutant
like Magneto
Eggneto
This should be a new fairy tale
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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introducing 'broaca' the cloaca for men who lay eggs
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We need to Omelas child the entire tech sector in order to compel them to only ever produce software that does exactly what the user wanted it to and not a single thing else.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Civility politics on tumblr have metastasized into horrors beyond reckoning
you may think this is a bit, it's not.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’ve been playing D&D since the early 2000s but somehow no character I’ve played has ever compelled me as much as this doofy half-orc champion fighter whose name is Ber.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“This is just like that episode of Young Sheldon”
I remark sadly as they lead me before the firing squad.
The commandant hesitates mid-command.
“Which episode?” He wonders
But he will never know
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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An absolute scandal compounded in this case by failure of French government and EU institutions to forcefully react and sanction in turn those who have sanctioned ICC judges and prosecutors. Makes a total mockery of FR/EU's repeated commitment to the rule of law/ICC

www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
sometimes all I need is to just pet my roommate’s cat and then I feel less anxious about the world 🥰
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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the part of the epstein thing that no one wants to admit is that it's not remotely an outlier unique to the obscenely wealthy. there's no conspiracy needed, this is the way patriarchy is
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Every animal’s last name is Bingus
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is why society is collapsing I stg this is the main reason
nice “joke” but have you considered that even when i recognize attempts at “humor,” i reject them and instead read things both literally and in the worst possible light? do better you piece of shit.
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This website could be a great if the people who run it could curb their fecklessness for two goddamn seconds
if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,

you need a new moderation team.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Getting kicked out of gay bar karaoke night for singing Radiohead Creep too heterosexually
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM